is a dumb nerd

Some headcanon stuff with @erithan42 About Mur (feat. Adam and Drac because basically, they are a team y’all~) I feel y’all should see because look at these dumb,cute nerds~~!\e ve/


erithan42

they get into a fight, and need patching up
and Drac’s like I GOT THE BANDAIDS

erithan42
GLOW IN THE DARK ONES TOO
so they get their epic bandaids and then they all go off, crawling through a vent, and you just see these glowey things moving along

epistaxisxjensen
…. That is B E A U T I F U L, yes~~~e ve

And that is how the glowing ghosts of Prague myth got started~~~!;D

erithan42
ahahah yes

epistaxisxjensen
… And Mur definitely save the bandaids from that advent because he is the kind of dweeb who has a little box of strange and mundane objects that have good memories attached to them… Washes it up, of course, but yanno~;D The kind of fing Adam prolly finds amoungst Mur’s few possessions that is not hats, clothes, baking tools and CDs and is like “what is that????”
“Oh, that is my memory box//is not aware he sounds like a three year old”~

erithan42
Ahahaha and it’s a wooden box painted with a flower
inside: a rock, a bandaid, a mouldy carrot, a coupon for a free coffee, the left shoe off a doll
oh and a bottle cap

epistaxisxjensen
YYYEESSSSS~~~!!! OH  MY GOSH, YYYESSSSSS~~~~~!!!! Like prolly mostly stuff little kids gave him because he has evem l e s s ability to say no to kids(LIKE ADULTS ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT IF A BBY ASK FOR HIS HELP, MUR IS ON IT LIKE GANGBUSTERS~), and then the carrot is from when Kaylen taught him to make soup and Mur realized he really likes cooking; the coupon Elaine gave him because he did not have a penny to his name at first, and he R E A L L Y likes coffee, so Captain Tsun is like HERE YOU STUPID GIANT; DON’T DROLL ALL OVER MY CUP(which is Elaine for “I love this big dopey puppy and feel bad thay Janus has given him nothing”), the rock was something he found the first time he was allowed out of the Siberian facility he woke up in and ended up on a mission in England near the coast, and the shoe and bottle cap were gifts fer saving cats out of a tree (shoe) and helping a bby make sure their gramma got their medicine because someone had swiped it from the poor kid, So Mur fixed that person~…..  with his fist~.(Bottle cap). It has a code fer free rewards that still works~;D


epistaxisxjensen

Prolly end up with some weird cast off from Adam

That or finding the long missing Paws~~~.:3c

erithan42
Ahahaha :D
Adam would be like WTF HOW

cactinouis  asked:

i finished the song of achilles yesterday night and no book has ever destroyed me like this.., who even need feelings anyway, please if you have headcanons about patrochilles to share or anything tsoa to share im willing to cry

Oh my gosh I have so many thoughts about Song of Achilles (and have forced them on so many. I cannot tell you the amount of people who hate me for making them read this book)

  • please give me all of the patrochilles friendship where they love each other so deeply and are already folded into each others lives before they even start dating
  • it is so natural for them to start dating, and they realize their relationship has always been heading towards this immense something between them that was fate 
  • Achilles knowing just how much Patroclus makes him a better person, and always calling him his better half 
  • Patroclus always calling Achilles petal as his endearment, and it started as a joke, but now Achilles feels all warm inside whenever Patroclus uses it. 
  • Achilles being an absolute disaster at life in general, and Patroclus being able to calm him down somewhat. Achilles always becomes softer around Patroclus. 
  • Patroclus being an absolute badass who works in a hospital and has seen some shit, so everyone always assumes that Achilles is the super aggressive and assertive one until they see Patroclus angry. Achilles just is a disaster; Patroclus is a storm.
  • They have a playlist of songs that they call theirs. It’s a really eclectic mix and Careless Whisper is definitely on there. 
  • Achilles is really particular about folding clothes. Patroclus is really particular about kitchen cleanliness. This is how they battle out problems in their relationships. 

anonymous asked:

Concept: One of Otabek's "mischievous friends" takes an interest in Yuri. Otabek can't for the life of him figure out why it bothers him so much, and then one day it hits him.

👀👀👀👀

  • so disclaimer that just like otabek himself, his friends only look intimidating and scary in reality theyre all just dumb nerds who laugh at fart jokes and otabek is their Mom Friend
  • when yuri visits him in almaty he demands that he meets otabek’s friends asap bc he talks abt them often and hes totally not jealous of them shut up
  • so otabek complies and the next time he and The Squad meet up, he brings yuri along
  • they hang out together for the rest of the day and otabek notices that one of them (the one closest to yuris age, he notices) keeps staring at yuri with the most infatuated gaze he’s ever seen, excluding the stares Viktor always throws at Katsuki
  • if heart eyes emojis existed irl it would be that friend
  • and for some reason whenever he sees it, it feels like an actual hit to his heart??? why is he so bothered??? why does he feel strangely betrayed by his friend??????
  • it gets even worse when he actually pulls otabek aside and goes “yo…. bro…….. yuri is, like, extremely beautiful??? holy shit……….. i think im in love…………….”
  • and that honestly made him feel furious??? he just nods and the friend is satisfied with that bc hes used to otabek not speaking much but yall,, beka’s pissed
  • AND HE DOESNT? ? ? KNOW ? ? ? WHY ? ? ? ?
  • it isnt until after the hang out and he and yuri decide to stop by a cafe before going home and yuri laughs genuinely at him after he says something funny that he realized. oh. his friend isnt the only one in love.
We act like a fucking married couple, look at each other with love and devotion, smile like nerds when one of us says something dumb, check each other out, bake together and have little domestics, cause heartaches to other people, we have long heart eyes towards each other and blush every time the other one notices, hug, cuddle, used matching light rings, wear matching outfits, have sleepovers even tho we live in the same house, never get tired of each other, watch series together, wait for the other one to wake up so we can have breakfast at the same time, confort each other, we can’t stand being mad at each other, we never are mad at each other, we’ve lived 6-7 years together yet we still look at each other as if it was the first and the last time we met, we love each other, we do the same crazy shit at laugh at the same crazy shit, we don’t care about personal space, we are weird, we know it, and we love it, we would die for each other, we are the best thing that could have happened to each other, we saved each other’s lives, when we thought there was nothing else that mattered…we love each other………..but -no homo tho-
—  dan and phil every sinGLe BaCkInG ViDEo Can YoU pLs StOp
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His behavior was unforgivable.
But even then she’d seen past it, had insisted that she saw something more in him.
Magnus wasn’t any different than the king. He, too, was afraid of the princess. Her spirit was so bright, he’d been blinded by it.
And yet, he’d never wanted to close his eyes to block out that light.

“I will kill him if he touches her,” he managed to choke out, his throat raw. “I will tear his heart out.”

so I heard it’s kakpol week

please accept this offering of the two of them being idiots FOR A CHANGE