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30 Days of Call the Midwife

Day Fifteen

Favourite Pyjamas - The Tardis of Nightwear (aka Shelagh’s Bri-nylon nightie)

Shelagh’s Bri-nylon nightie fits her perfectly in South Africa and yet it also fits her perfectly when she is 6-7 months pregnant in 6.5.

How is this possible?  Is there a spare foot of fabric hidden from view or is it like Dr Who’s Tardis where things are not what they appear to be.

Whatever the mystery of the Bri-nylon nightie, Shelagh looks amazing. 

Does Patrick like it?  - Absolutely.

ORIGINS TRAVEL TIMES

distances taken from this

denerim to lothering : orange

230 miles on roads
11 days on foot | 7 ½ days forced march | 6 days on horseback | 4 days fast carriage | 3 days horse relay

lothering to ostagar : red

80 miles on the imperial hwy
4 days on foot | 2 ½ days forced march | 2 days on horseback | 1 day horse relay

lothering to redcliffe : purple

105 miles on roads
5 days on foot | 3 ½ days forced march | 2 ½ days on horseback | 2 days fast carriage | 1 ½ days horse relay

lothering to kinloch hold : light blue

195 miles on roads
10 days on foot | 6 ½ days forced march | 5 days on horseback | 3 days fast carriage | 2 ½ days horse relay
+
11 miles in a boat
3 hours rowing

redcliffe to gherlen’s pass : dark green

160 miles on mountainous roads
16 days on foot | 8 days on horseback | 6 days fast carriage | 4 days horse relay

denerim to soldier’s peak : light green

100 miles on the pilgrim’s path
5 days on foot | 3 ½ days forced march | 2 ½ days on horseback | 1 ½ days fast carriage | 1 day horse relay
+
20 miles on mountainous roads
2 days on foot | 1 day on horseback | ½ day horse relay

lothering to the dalish camp : orange + dark blue

80 miles on roads
4 days on foot | 2 ½ days forced march | 2 days on horseback | 1 ½ days fast carriage | 1 day horse relay
+
40 miles off road
5 days on foot | 2 days on horseback

redcliffe to honnleath  yellow

35 miles on hilly roads
2 ½ days on foot | 1 ½ days forced march | 1 day on horseback | ½ day horse relay

redcliffe to haven : dark green + pink

100 miles on mountainous roads
11 days on foot | 5 days on horseback | 2 ½ days horse relay
+
20 miles off road
3 days on foot | 2 days on horseback

Six of Crows Hogwarts AU
  • Kaz Brekker is this tiny, skinny, first year that sees laughing Inej Ghafa in the compartment across the aisle and bumps into his own trunk
  • Matthias Helvar sits solemnly alone until Nina sweeps in, arms full of sweets, and declares that they must be friends
  • Wylan Van Eck (who is also very smol) is reduced to a stuttering mess when Jesper Fahey easily picks up his trunk for him, smiling stunningly all the while
  • The Sorting Hat barely touches Kaz’s head before shouting out “SLYTHERIN!!!!”
  • Matthias is obviously thrown into Gryffindor without any hesitation
  • Wylan is delighted to find he will be in Ravenclaw with other intellectuals
  • The Sorting Hat ponders between Slytherin or Gryffindor for Jesper before deciding on the latter
  • Nina happily hops off of her stool to go join Matthias in Gryffindor
  • But Inej is a Hatstall, the Sorting Hat is torn between Gryffindor or Slytherin, and she is smugly smiling until she is put in Gryffindor
  • Kaz tries not to be sad about that fact
  • Wylan is amazing at potions and Jesper is always asking him for help, plus he thinks it’s adorable when the curly-headed boy blushes ridiculously each time
  • Nina trails Matthias around the school, babbling away, and although he’s always snapping at her to stop being so annoying he doesn’t particularly tell her to leave
  • Inej and McGonagall build up a mutual respect for each other when the strict professor accuses her of daydreaming in class, causing Inej to calmly and perfectly Transfigure her button into a beetle on the first try
  • Kaz is the loner in his house that most people are a little intimidated by, but he is declared “quite talented” by all of his teachers, which obviously leads to a rivalry between him and Inej
  • Matthias proves his friendship to Nina when he easily beats up boys who were jeering over her curvy size (she sneaks in to keep him company in detention)
  • The library becomes a sort of hangout for all of them, but they don’t sit together at first, up until third year the pairs are spread out over the place, but then Nina loudly suggests they study together and so their friendship begins
  • Obviously Kaz is a little wary but when he sees Inej chatting animatedly with Jesper he hurriedly joins them
  • Wylan is also picked on a lot by the older kids and he’s always quiet about it but when Inej finds out she viciously tells them off and a shouting petite girl is far scarier than those fifth years thought
  • Hogsmeade trips are the best because Jesper and Nina are always impulsively buying things while Wylan and Matthias sigh as the bags in their arms multiply
  • Inej and Kaz liked to wander off on their own, sharing companionable silence that doesn’t break until they get into an argument over brooms and whether or not they are overpriced
  • Everybody in the year has been shipping Ghafa and Brekker since the start but Nina’s the most outspoken about it and practically tries to shove the two together ever chance she gets
  • Matthias becomes Beater for the Gryffindor team while Inej is Seeker, Nina is commentator while Jesper expertly runs an underground betting ring built up on chocolate frogs or galleons
  • Kaz enjoys criticizing Inej the moment she gets out of the changing room “Really Inej, I bet the Whomping Willow could fly better than you” “Oh shut up”
  • To mostly everyone’s surprise Wylan becomes the heartthrob of the year, all the girls giggle over his sweet nature and obvious smarts, and in 5th year he gets asked out quite a lot, but he always politely declines
  • Jesper tries not to smile too much at that
  • Over the summer ALL  of the boys shoot up several inches, but Matthias is still the largest and Wylan still the shortest, Kaz is nearly level with Matthias while Jesper is but two inches shorter
  • Nina is secretly stressing out over O.W.L’s and it seems that Matthias is the only one that can actually calm her down over it “BUT I HAVEN’T GONE OVER-” “Nina, you need to go to sleep” “BUT-” “Nina.” “…okay”
  • Kaz can barely hide his shock when he is awarded the shiny badge of Prefect, and he feels very emotionally overcome when he finds out Inej is one also
  • They make their rounds together, even though they aren’t in the same house, and now even the teachers notice the way the Brekker boy looks at the Ghafa girl
  • After O.W.L.’s the group spends a lovely two hours in sunny weather down by the lake, drinking Butterbeer from Jesper’s private stash
  • This is when Kaz finally comes to terms with the fact that he is very much in love with Inej Ghafa, and she realizes that her feelings for him are much more than a fancy
  • 6th year results in Nina getting dumped by a particularly nasty boyfriend and she’s sobbing in the courtyard being comforted by Inej when Matthias clocks the kid and declares, while shaking out his hand, that he will go out with her
  • Jesper kisses Wylan under the mistletoe at Christmas, and Wylan nearly faints from happiness (they become the “Cutest Couple” in the year)
  • Inej wonders if Kaz returns her affections while Nina tells her to just be patient, but in the meantime try out some new people
  • Kaz sees Inej on a date in Hogsmeade and the other boys are alarmed to find that he’s crushed his Butterbeer bottle in his hand
  • In 7th year Matthias and Nina are still going strong and have become goals for all of the younger students
  • Jesper and Wylan study together for N.E.W.T.’s in the library and every now and then Jesper will kiss Wylan on the cheek and he’d promptly drop whatever book he’d been holding
  • During a Quidditch match Inej is knocked off of her broom by a foul Chaser and Kaz makes sure to hex him into oblivion before going to visit her in the infirmary
  • The whole group has brought her treats and such but after they leave Kaz remains, and he wholeheartedly asks her out
  • She says yes
  • They become the ultimate power couple, and some see them as rather cute since Kaz is this ambitious 6 foot tall guy with an equally ambitious 5″2 girl
  • Life gets pretty good for all of them from there
7

Scattered Stuff from temple of Isis and Serapis, Rome

The double temple was built originally in 43 BCE and repaired a couple of times during following centuries. Nowadays there is not much left of the the actual temple, but several artefacts have withstood the ravages of time. They are scattered here and there around the city though.

1. Vatican museum pine cone, originally from a fountain near the temple. 1st century CE. Peacock statues are believed to be from Hadrian’s mausoleum.

2. Cat statuette, Via della Gatta.

3. Madame Lucrezia, one of the talking statues of Rome. According to scholars statue depicts a priestess of Isis. Piazza San Marco.

4. A foot of God Serapis, Via del Pie Marmo.

5-6. Two Egyptian obelisks from temple. “Macuteo” stands now in front of Pantheon whereas Bernini’s elephant obelisk guards church of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva (actually the name should be “Sopra Isis”)

7. The temple was rebuilt during Domitian’s reign  and a coin was issued to commemorate this. Rather interesting reverse side, since one can see what the temple looked like.

Rome, July & October 2007 and July 2012

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Aaron x Matt (AU)

okay so @tsoaandpatroclus and I were talking about maaron? aatt? boyard?
and this is what we came up with

  • Matt is tall okay, but next to Aaron? he is a g i a n t
  • but that brings me to my next point
  • Aaron wearing Matt’s hoodies and they’re so big on him that they’re past his knees and twice the length of his arms
  • Matt lowkey highkey loves it,, so does Aaron
  • but,, one day it is freezing cold and Matt is layered up, like I mean two sweaters and a hoodie
  • Arron is only wearing his one sweater and is nearby death
  • Matt just smiles softly and his cold bf and takes off his hoodie and gives it to Aaron who then proceeds to hold Matt’s hand with the sleeve still covering his hand
  • speaking of hand holding,, Matt LOVES it
  • walking around campus? hold hands, going to get groceries? hold hands
  • but also sneaking up behind Aaron’s back and engulfing him in a huge bear hug
  • Aaron never pushes him away or says no
  • BACK to the height difference,, Aaron wont admit it, but he highkey wants to know what its like to be tall
  • Aaron standing on a chair and directly at eye level with Matt: is this what it’s like being tall?
  • Matt, trying not to scream about his tiny bf: If you want to be tall I could of just carried you
  • this leads to many shoulder rides and piggy backs Matt gives to him
  • but who am I to say that Matt doesn’t like the occasional piggy back ride from Aaron
  • so just picture our smol Aaron giving our gentle giant son Matt and piggy back ride
  • and if you can’t picture that I’ll give you help,, Aaron our 5 foot angry bean, giving Matt our 6′4 teddy bear and piggy back ride
  • But we all know Matt is a pro boxer,, this leads to him giving Aaron boxing lessons
  • they’re both backliners and they got them muscles, but Aaron is lighter on his feet
  • Aaron might be smaller but he’s quicker, and once he gets the hang of it he likes using Matt’s strength against him
  • Aaron is very good at dodging Matt’s punches and he can do a bunch of hard and fast punches right in all of Matt’s pressure points so his legs and arms go numb
  • Matt and the end of every session is just Conflict, like “I’m glad that I’m teaching yo this because we’re bonding but holy shit I can’t feel my fingers”
  • Aaron can definitely flip Matt over his shoulder, judo style
  • Matt is flat on his back, looking up at the ceiling like “how did this happen”
  • but Matt lets him do it every time
  • but this is not going without saying that Matt has thrown so many damn hard punches and straight after every punch he asks “you good?” cause he really doesn’t want to hurt his small bf
  • Aaron, slightly dazed and probably bleeding: “I have all my teeth so I think I’m fine” mad neil josten reference
  • they both have a big history with drugs,, so they know when the other is overwhelmed, they both love their mothers aaron grew up with tilda and she was the only motherly figure he had yes he still loves her and they will both fight for what they love eachother
  • in all honesty,, they know what they have both gone through and wont push one another boundaries
  • they work well together and that is how they cope
  • they’re happy
  • with one another
Homebrew tegu

Medium creature, unaligned (it’s a lizard, it’s not particularly evil or good)

AC 13
HP 24 (3d10+3)
Speed: 30 ft
Climb: 10 ft
STR 15 (+2)
CON 16 (+3)
INT 4 (-3) 
WIS 10 (0)
CHA 10 (0)

Proficiency Bonus +2
Scent detection 30 feet, passive perception 10

CR ¼ (50 xp)

Actions
Tegus get one attack per round.

Bite Attack: +4 to hit, 5 foot reach, one target. Damage is 6 (1d8+2) piercing damage. 
Tail attack: +4 to hit, 5 foot reach, one target. Damage is 4 (1d4+2) slashing damage.


Tegus are solitary reptiles similar to monitor lizards but bulkier, a bit slower, and less arboreal. They are diurnal omnivores that are inquisitive and reasonably amicable towards adventurers if unprovoked- acquired young, a tegu is a fine animal companion. Their tough, scaly skin is sometimes used as leather. Tegus have rather good constitution scores- they scavenge carrion and eat whatever they can fit in their mouths. They have long forked tongues and an excellent sense of smell. Tegus are also excellent swimmers and can stay submerged for upwards of half an hour.

Tegus are good to put in your game if your world has a slightly South American vibe or if you’re in grasslands or bordering forests rather than deep jungle. They’re also extremely cute and charismatic in my incredibly biased opinion- I wrote this thing up based on the monitor lizard stats simply because I have a tegu and she’s great. 

anonymous asked:

Alright, I gotta ask, what are your age (human years) and height headcanons for the UT/US/UF/SF skellies?

I HC that the time of birth doesn’t change between the AU’s.  The circumstances remain, it is merely the environments and characters that are different.  This is why Blue and Black are still the elder brothers.

Papyri: October 20, 1995

Sanses: November 11, 1982

Sans: 5 foot nothing, or 152 cm

Papyrus: 6 foot seven inches, or 200 cm

Red: 5 foot four inches, or 162 cm

Edge: 6 foot nine inches, or 205 cm

Blue: 4 foot eleven inches, or 149 cm

Honey: 6 foot six inches, or 198 cm (but he slouches)

Black: 5 feet six inches, or 167 cm

Puppy: 6 foot 11 inches, or 210 cm (also slouches)

And, interesting fact?  And by interesting I mean heartbreaking.  Life spans vary wildly between monsters.  A turtle like Gerson can live a lot longer than, say, a Whimsum or Froggit.  And skeletons?  Live about 1,000 years.

Except Sanses were overall born weaker.  Small, low HP, frailer bodies.  They are sort of.. a prototype.  And their life expectancy is about that of the average human, with Red and Black living just a bit longer.

Think about the aaaall of the ramifications of that for a second.
The Papyri don’t know.  Don’t tell them.

anonymous asked:

on the ends of your last dabble, what about cute awkwd damijon first kiss with tim and/or kon catching them?

yes of course! sorry I took all day to do this 

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“Happy birthday Kent” Jon looked sideways in the air vent at his friend. “You know it was last week right?” Damian quirked an eyebrow. “Yes I do, however you were on a different planet and I was being held hostage so we didn’t get a chance to properly celebrate” 

“and crawling around the air vents in Lex Luthor and the Joker’s super secret base is the way normal people celebrate?” 

“I wouldn’t know” they were quiet for a while as they inched along on their hands and knees shoulder to shoulder. Jon’s size was already becoming a problem, at 14 he was almost 6 feet tall, luckily though he hadn’t bulked up and was skinny as a rail. “You know I like this, when we’re just two years apart not three” Jon said wistfully. “-Tt, there is always the same age gap between us Kent, 2 years 5 months, it doesn’t change” Jon looked annoyed “You know what I mean Dami”

“yeah I do, sorry” Damian looked away and started to unscrew a vent cover. Seconds later the boys dropped into the room below and straight into a trap.

20 minutes later Damian spat a thick stream of blood out onto the Joker’s shoes. The Clown laughed and back headed Robin so hard the chair he was tied to tipped over. “Robin!” Jon shouted horsely straining against his bonds. Luthor waved a chunk of kryptonite under Superboy’s nose and he nearly threw up going limp in his chains. Joker pulled the chair up right cupping Robin’s face in his hands with a wicked grin on his face. Meanwhile, Luthor pulled a buck knife from his pocket and flipped it open. “I’ve often wondered young Superboy, would they love your father as much as they do if he was… imperfect? is it the human need to be ruled over by some greco-roman ideal what fuels the culture of personality around Superman?” He ran the blade softly almost loving down Jon’s cheek. “I guess not to put too fine a point on it Superboy, but if you were scared would they love you as much as they love him?” 

“You hurt him and I’ll kill you!” Damian spat twisting trying to see behind him, Joker just laughed and grabbed Robin’s face twisting it to face him. “Have you ever bled?” Luthor pressed the blade to the top of Jon’s cheek and pushed till the kryptonite weakened skin gave way and a thin line of red started to run down Superboy’s face. Jon let out a grunt of pain. Robin’s nose flared then he drove his forehead into the Joker’s face. The Clown staggered back clutching his bleeding nose and Damian’s chair stared to tip forward. Using the momentum Robin drove his feet down into the floor launching himself into a flip. The chair exploded under his as he landed heavily on the Joker’s back. Damian leaped up holding the broken arms of the chair as makeshift Eskrima. As the Joker got to his feet snarling Damian charged, driving the left stick into the clown’s gut, as he doubled over bring the other down hard on the side of the Joker’s skull. 

As the Joker hit the ground Robin spun and threw one of the sticks across the room. Lex Luthor let out a strangled scream looking down at his hand. Where the knife had been a splintered shaft of wood was half way through his palm. He looked up but Damian had already cross the room and with a flying kick sent the Kryptonite spinning out of sight. Robin put up his hands and assumed the boxing stance. At 6 foot 7 inches Lex Luthor towered over Robin who was barely 5 foot 4, but Damian moved at lighting speed and every hit was a hammer blow. Already wounded Lex didn’t last long, soon Damian was on top of him hammering away at his face, blow after blow, not saying a word. He didn’t heard the crash behind him and started when a hand grabbed his wrist and Jon’s horse voice said “Dami that’s enough”

Robin stood and turned quickly to face Superboy. “You… Kent you. You’re not suppose to do that” 

“do what?”

“you’re suppose to be… indestructible, you’re not suppose to be helpless, in danger”

“what are you talking about? I’ve been-” but that’s all he got out before Damian grabbed the back of his head and forcing him down as Robin went up on his toes to kiss him. The kiss was messy, fierce, possessive and protective. Jon could taste the blood on Damian’s lips and felt burning tears on his cheeks, but wasn’t sure if they were his or Damian’s maybe both. It felt like days maybe years before a clearing of a throat made them both jump. Robin and Superboy spun ready to face a threat but it was Nightwing and Power Boy standing there looking embarrassed. 

“I hope we’re not interrupting” Tim said “yeah if you want us to give you two a minute we can come back” joked Kon. Jon blushed and tried to think of something to say but a green gloved hand shot out and took his. “Drake, clone, Jon and I were just leaving, could you clean up this mess for us? I believe I owe Superboy his first date” Jon wasn’t sure if he wanted to die of embarrassment or laugh. It was all he could do to walk by his brother and Damian’s with his head held high, Damian’s hand in his helped.