is

  • me:*wins an oscar for best original screenplay*
  • me:i'd like to thank camila and lauren for ruining my life and my feelings so i could write this heartbreaking fucking horrible movie about a girl named camren
  • me:and i don't want to make assumptions, but it's based on a trUE STORY!!!
  • me:*being dragged off the stage by lauren*
  • me:about TWO.. GIRLS WHO LOVE.. EACH OTHER BUT DE-
  • me:*is dead*

anonymous asked:

this is... so terrible but i'm kinda on board w/ the jimmy-steve x mickey ship oh god. like i know you just make posts about it jokingly but...? mickey and jimmyjacksteve being awesome conmen partners and taking over the world and mickey traveling and telling him off and getting jealous about all the girls he fucks and then one day after they pull some big deal they're all high off of adrenaline and fuck maybe a couple lines and then mickey's shoving that fucking pretty boy against the wall...

I AM S C REM A MIN  G

  • Me:okay gotta study now
  • Me:*look at the wall and watch an ant climbing it*
  • Me:*look at 1989 polaroids and think about Taylor's amazing beauty*
  • Me:*go check my phone and start listening to Taylor*
  • Me:*go talk about Taylor with my dog*
  • Me:*start dancing to Shake It Off*
  • Me:*think about what will I do on the future*
  • Me:*travel to the moon*
  • Me:okay that was a nice day, I will study tomorrow, good night