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I just found a folder named "Cashton af" on my laptop

Oh hell yeah, you know what’s coming. I have no idea where this folder came from or what’s inside of it, but I’m about to dive in and share my findings with y'all.

Listen to me this is sweaty ashton and annoyed calum please send help

Oh look the gods have blessed us with a front view

And here’s the less sweaty backwards version

It’s 2015 and I still have no idea why the fuck this happened or why this needed to happen or why Calum isn’t wearing pants but is otherwise completely dressed or why Ashton isn’t wearing any clothes at all like???????

And then there was that one time Ashton tried to- Actually I have no fucking idea what’s going on here either 

Me every time Ashton breathes 

I have nothing to say just punch me

CALUM IS JUST A SLEEPY LIL PUPPY PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS

And we’ve all seen this stupid picture/wondered why it happened/contemplated laying in a puddle of tears because of cute lil fetus boys

Look at their cheekbones and jawlines and tiny matching hairstyles

Calum just fucking let’s him like whatever b ro feel me up it s fine br o

More giggly babies (ft. curls)

Look at their dumb hair please send help look at their curly little heads what is this the curl squad

Another unnecessary cuddle sessions aka remember that time Ashton said he usually stayed out of cuddles

HOKAY YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING 

YOU ALL KNEW DONT EVEN LIE YOU WWERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS GIF BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST ICONIC CASHTON MOMENT IN HISTORY DO NOT F IGHT ME 

speaking of, here’s a fight 

Serious band has serious fights

Y'all knew this was comin too dont lie

(curl squad back at it)

EMO FRINGES AND EXCITED ASHTON (ft. huke lemmons)

Hooookaaaaayyy more selfies 

Alternatively titled That One Time Ashton Stole and Made a Wish on Calum’s Eyelash (ft. fond Michael and Luke)

Another iconic moment in which we realized how fucking cute the curl squad was and what they do in their free time

Ashton sliding in out of nowhere for no reason and making Calum giggle 

And this stupid thing they do literally stop fondling air balls ohmygod

Finally my fav Cashton moment in the history of the band

Okay I’m done please and thank you for taking this sould finding journey through the deepest pits of hell aka that “Cashton af” folder I was unaware of

I hope you all made  the dumbest faces like I did have a nice day

How I feel when we don’t have chocolate

vine

THIS IS SO CUTE OMFG

Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt

i’m loving those 5sos’ song quotes “they say we’re losers and we’re alright with that” “we are the leaders of the not coming backs” “we are the kings and the queens of the new broken scene” etc. ‘cause it’s like they are creating this whole new little world for their fans where they can be whoever the hell they want to be and i love that concept 

🎶THEY STOP THE WORLD, world stop…
carry on✌️

ik we all joke about queen liz and how amazing she is and what not but I have the UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER for raising luke to be such an amazing guy. I’m being completely serious right now. Luke is an understanding, kind, sensitive, well mannered, caring, sweet,19 year old and is nothing like your “typical” acting teenage boy, and we can all thank Liz for that. She gets an A++ for doing a freaking amazing job in parenting.