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  • Shikadai: Dad, can you get me some drinks for the weekend?
  • Shikamaru: Look, kid, I can't supply you with alcohol. You're underaged - it's against the law.
  • Shikadai: But you started buying me cigarettes when I was fourteen, so don't think you can start up this responsible father act this far down the line, 'cause I will call bullshit AND tell mum.
  • Shikamaru: You wouldn't...
  • Shikdai: Try me.
Three Things It May Be Useful To Know About Me (™)

1) Spent a huge chunk of the last two years wincing over every DA:I misstep

2) Have seen nothing to suggest Andromeda will be any better

3) Will buy an entirely new PC to run it

Fiddleford or Stan come in and they’re just like, “It’s a disposable diaper Ford you just do the adhesive things.”

at which point Ford finally understands what the adhesive things are for.

I really like the idea of Ford just being really awful at taking care of babies, in every aspect. so have ford failing to take care of a child.

Also I just wanted to add that he isn’t bothered by any smells. Either because he’s smelled worse from anomalies or because either one of his or Fiddleford’s experiments destroyed his sense of smell.

Everyone in Pirate101 is a "parent." Everyone.

Avery is irresponsible, extravagant dad.

Morgan LaFitte is overly enthusiastic gymnastics mom.

Madame Vadima is creepy, probably occult mom.

Mordekai is badass “been through shit” dad.

Subodai is tough horse dad.

Kan Po is wise goat dad.

Fan Flanders is super fun auntie frog.

Fin Dorsal is the older cousin that hates you.

Presidio companion is adoptive furry dad. (Gaspard is fun, very inexperienced dad.)

Old Scratch is creepy dad.

Bonnie Anne is soccer “this is how we do it ok” mom.

Sarah Steele is anti-rhyming mom.

Nurse Quinn is school nurse mom who keeps a swear jar on the ship.

Don Pelayo is stepdad who really, really doesn’t want to be with you.

(Go ahead and add more NPCs and companions and the type of parental/familial figure they are.)

Odin is irresponsible dad. You could replace any of his lines to Loki with Irresponsible dad's and it would work.
  • Loki: I could've done it, father! For you! For all of us!
  • Odin: I DON'T CAAAAARRRE!
  • Loki: You could've told me what I was from the start; why didn't you?!
  • Odin: DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC, BOYYYY!
  • Young Thor: I'm ready father.
  • Young Loki: So am I.
  • Odin: SHUT UP LOKI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
  • Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
  • Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
  • Odin: Yes. I was a fool to think you were ready.
  • Loki: Father...
  • Odin: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!