irresponsible-dad

anonymous asked:

Hello! Could I have some headcanons about Bel and Rasiel and what they would be like as parents?

Belphegor:

  • The lazy dad, the one who lounges about on the couch while the kid pulls away the blankets and tries to curl up beside him. It’s cute, but he’s not always in the mood for cuddles.
  • Bel’s very supportive; he lets them express themselves in every way whether it be wall painting or colouring their hair. 
  • His kids pick out their own clothes from a young age because he likes making them look dorky.
  • Baby’s first tiara is definitely a thing in that family. 
  • Everything is on social media, so everyone knows just how irresponsible of a dad he can really be when it comes to babysitting.
  • Bel’s practically going to always be a child at heart, and gets a little too excited over the new toys too!

Rasiel:

  • This child will be a walking fashion model with the highest class and fancy clothes.
  • He spoils them senseless, and gives them whatever they want whether it be to stop the tears or just because!
  • Rasiel always wants to be the better dad, and has to outdo Bel in everything- even when he’s raising his child and flooding his media with pictures of his kids.
  • Only Rasiel can wear the crown, but it melts his heart when his toddler reaches for it so cutely. 
  • He isn’t good at playing with children- he accidentally makes them cry and feels bad about it afterward. 
  • He enjoys looking at baby clothes way too much, and always comments on how fast his kid is growing up!
Odin is irresponsible dad. You could replace any of his lines to Loki with Irresponsible dad's and it would work.
  • Loki: I could've done it, father! For you! For all of us!
  • Odin: I DON'T CAAAAARRRE!
  • Loki: You could've told me what I was from the start; why didn't you?!
  • Odin: DO NOT QUESTION MY LOGIC, BOYYYY!
  • Young Thor: I'm ready father.
  • Young Loki: So am I.
  • Odin: SHUT UP LOKI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
  • Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
  • Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
  • Odin: Yes. I was a fool to think you were ready.
  • Loki: Father...
  • Odin: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!