my favourite character’s weapons in no order

optimus prime: lava axe and blue lazer guns

bumblebee: shooty guns

arcee: lesbIAN BLADES

chromia: sheer power of anger alone

Starscream: words and screaming

Thundercracker: pureness

Ironhide: he is the weapon

Wheeljack: who knows what it’ll be next

Megatron: a giant a$$ cannon – wait, you don’t fight anymore? oh, wait, so now the power of edge and darkness is at your side? oh, there’s your cannon again. nevermind. No fighting. Just words.

Rodimus: a campfire gone wrong

Ultra magnus: rules

Prowl: tables

Fulcrum: suicide – wait, that doesn’t work

Misfire: mistakes

ratchet: the power of being 100% done with everything

Grimlock: flame sword

whirl: zero shits

Transformers with quotes from Bob’s Burgers

Hey guys I just thought this would be funny! Enjoy! (Btw, I limited myself to  ten fifteen transformers so I’m sorry if your fave isn’t up there.)

Optimus Prime: Your ass is grass and I’m going to mow it.

Megatron: If you teach me how to shoot I’ll teach you to regret teaching me how to shoot. 

Sunstreaker/Sideswipe: Quiet dignity? Have you met us?!

Bumble Bee: Oh it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.

Prowl: You’re my children and I love you but you’re terrible at what you do here.

Jazz:  Don’t tell me not to dance Dad!

Starscream: What is this feeling I’m feeling right now? It’s like I’m sad, for another person? Is that a thing?

Soundwave: (*thinking*) You guys are a burden, you’re dead weight.

Knockout: Agh, someone has not aged well. What a butter-face.

Windblade: I just want to slap your hideous beautiful face.  

Ratchet: I can smell fear on you.

Ironhide: Almost dying is the best part of living it’s called almost live dying.

Hound: Why would I be horny? I’m not an antelope.

Chromia: Mommy doesn’t get drunk she has fun. 

Arcee: "I don’t need a boy to pay attention to me. I’ll pay attention to myself.“

Bayformer Challenge 1

Its been six months since I have done a challenge and me and @robotsandramblings came up with a 4 week challenge (I think its 4 weeks, I just know from today it will go through till July 10th) surrounding the Transformers movies. So, why not start out with my favorite from when I first watched the movies! Ironhide!!