Isn’t it weird that we were all so excited for Infinity War and now the majority of us wish it never happened?

I really hope tony complements/make fun of Thor’s hair in avengers infinity wars.


Tony: hey Goldilocks-


Tony checks out Thor


Tony: who are you and what did you do to goldilocks??

The opening scene to Thor: Ragnarok is even funnier when you really think about it.

So he’s talking to the audience at first, starting it off on a humourous note. It then pans down to reveal that he is actually talking to a skeleton.

Who else famously talked to a skeleton/skull?

Hamlet.

Remember in Avengers when Tony mocked him for his outfit and speech by comparing him to Shakespeare in the park?

And on a side note, later in that same movie he mocked his hair by calling him Point Break (a joke which was reprised in Ragnarok as well)?

This has led me to one conclusion:

Iron man drops devastating truth bombs on Thor and the poor guy CANNOT for the life of him escape them.

  • me to marvel: please just stop. it hurts.

Originally posted by mysharona1987

Warning: Swearing.


Tony shook his head, not believing that they were to send you off on a mission. “I still think it’s a bad idea. [Y/N] is not… not a real woman.” 

“Don’t let her hear that, Tony.” Natasha said and leaned back on the couch.  “It’s final. She’s going.”

“But it’s true! She has no manners and wears sweatshirts, does she even know how to behave like a woman? Does she even own a dress?”

Bruce let out moan. For days now they had tried to find someone who could complete the mission, being all femme fatal, stealing some dangerous stuff, but there was no one. You were the only member of the avengers who wasn’t known by the media and enemies. 

And that was Tony’s problem. You were no femme fatal. You were the kind of girl who fought against bullies, and burped the loudest, wearing sweats, running around with unwashed hair. Not to mention your colourful vocabular. 

It made sense why Tony was against the idea of you being on that mission. 

“While she lacks on feminism, [Y/N] has fighting skills that are equal to the one to Natasha.” Thor intefered optimisticly. Natasha looked at him, raised eyebrows, hearing his slight scepsis.

Steve stood up. He needed to calm him friends down before you arrived. “I have faith in her. We should believe in [Y/N]. She doesn’t need to use her femininity to get the mission done.”

“But it’d be more helpful.” Tony chirped in.


“I heard that.” You hissed angrily as you stepped into the room, greeting your friends. “Hello, boys. Natasha.” 

As Natasha expected every male in the room gaped. You looked like a siren, ready to seduce man to lure them into death. 

“You look like a woman.” 

You scoffed, hands on your hips. “Fuck, thanks, Steve. I just found out I had titts and a cunt.” You heard him mutter an apology.

Tony cleared his throat awkwardly. “You’re gorgeous, [Y/N].” 

“I know that I’m a sexy piece of ass, no need for compliments.” You grinned smugly. “I still hate dresses. Especially this one. I feel like I’m airing out my vag.” 

Dating Peter Parker would include...

Originally posted by nadirbarnes

  • C U D D L E S 
  • “I’m hungry”
  • “Hi hungry, i’m Y/N”
  • Him telling you that he is Spider-man by accident 
  • “What the fuck is this stinky white shit all over the place?!”
  • “IT’S WEBS! SPIDER WEBS! I’M SPIDER-MAN! DON’T THINK ANYTHING PERVERTED”
  • “Too late- Wait you are THE Spider man!?”
  • Peter sneaking into your house through the window. 
  •  jEaLoUsY 
  • You talking on the phone with him through the entire fight in Germany
  • hearing
  • “HOLY SHIT” and “THAT WAS AWESOME” every five seconds 
  • Spider puns!!!!
  • “Hey Peter”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “What part of a computer does a spider use?”
  • He sighs “What?”
  • “THE WEBCAM”
  • “Y/N why”
  • Going overprotective mode when you heard that Tony threatened to take away the suit away from Peter
  • “FIGHT ME, STARK….without your suit if possible. BUT FIGHT ME!”
  • Tony being impressed of how many outbursts came from you
  • Telling Peter that there are more reasons why he is stronger without the suit, then stars in the sky 
  • Aunt May loving you, and you loving her.
  • She is like a mother to you
  • AND THEN YOU SEE TONY FLIRTING WITH HER IN THE LIVING ROOM 
  • “LEAVE!!!” 
  • Tony pretending not to know why you were screaming at him
  • Peter has to hold you back, because you were jumping to kick the living shit out of Tony
  • “NO ONE GETS HIS HANDS ON MAY, ESPECIALLY Y-”
  • “(Y/N) oh my god, pLEASE!”
  • The actual representation of Tony -  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
  • “Peter?”
  • “Yes?”
  • “What do you get when you cross spiders and corn?”
  • “*Sigh* What”
  • “A COBWEB”
  • “Y/N, leave” 
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Peter: So, if Ultron created Vision; and Tony & Bruce created Ultron…

Peter: does that mean Mr.Stark is Vision’s grandpa?

Vision: uM I’m not sure about-

Tony: YES IT DOES

Tony: OMG IMMA GRANDPA

Bruce: OMG WE’RE GRANPAS!!!

Tony : We haven’t heard of Peter for two hours. Not good.

Steve : Well, no news is good news, right ?

Tony : No. Good news is good news. No news is miscommunication.

Being Tony’s daughter and dating Peter would include...

Originally posted by brokencxstiel

  • Tony not knowing of course 
  • OF COURSE
  • You’ve been secretly dating for over a year 
  • A.FUCKING.YEAR
  • The rest of the Avengers finding out: 
  • Steve wanted to wake you up and caught you cuddling with Peter 
  • You were having a sleepover thingy with Wanda when Peter came in through the window with his spider-man costume. 
  • BLEEDING. 
  • After you helped him with the wounds and kissed his forehead, Wanda connected two and two 
  • Thor walked on you two making out 
  • Vision just- 
  • He just doesn’t learn to knock
  • Natasha was listening to you rambling when you accidentally told her 
  • Bruce recognized Peter’s t-shirt when you wore it and casually asked if you two were dating 
  • CLINT CAUGHT YOU ON A DATE 
  • “Y/N?” 
  • and then you turned around slowly
  • and Peter just kinda stared at Clint with a blank look on his face.
  • So the whole team kept the secret 
  • and Tony doesn’t know
  • One time you had a pretty hard make out session and things got heated.
  • You ended up with a hickey 
  • AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT BECAUSE TONY WOULD SEE IT 
  • “Here! Have a turtleneck top” 
  • You managed to hide it 
  • But your Dad kept staring at you weirdly like he knew shit was up
  • Cuddling with Peter and small kisses all the time
  • Him leaving notes all over your books: 
  • ‘Ohh that page is my favorite part of the book’ 
  • ‘That’s such a boring lesson honestly’ 
  • ‘I love you’ 
  • That time Tony saw a hickey on Peter’s neck 
  • You were ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • but your dad didn’t notice because he was so busy with Peter
  • Peter ACTUALLY sneaked into the shower with you when your dad was a room away from the two of you 
  • *SHOWER MAKE OUT*
  • Tony hearing some commotion in the bathroom 
  • so he decides to check on you
  • “Honey?” 
  • and you pulled away from Peter 
  • “Yeah” you called back 
  • “Is everything alright?”
  • “As fine as always” 
  • Tony walked away but heard a giggle and 
  • “You seriously need to tell him about us” 
  • he recognized Parker’s voice immediately 
  • “No way. I don’t want him to treat you differently and have ‘the talk’.” 
  • “Do me a favour and stay next to me when he beats me up”
  • “I’ll bring you an ice pack”
  • “I love you, Y/N” 
  • “I love you too” 
  • Tony.heard.that.
  • “PARKER?” 
  •  you and Peter had to come out and explain what the two of you were up to for the past year 
  • “DAMN IT PARKER”
  • Peter has to run for his life 
  • l i t e r a l l y 
  • Clint and Steve trying not to laugh in the background 
  • You shot them a look and they cracked 
  • Tony has to run around and make sure Peter doesn’t mess up shit 
  • because he is too distracted thinking about you 
  • “I’ll take the suit”
  •  But your Dad is proud of Peter
  •  And your relationship.