full offence, im just gonna say it. cant keep it inside anymore! gonna say it right now, gonna pop off, gonna spill the beans. the truth is…i love soft boy bambi eyed irondad thotty genius billionaire i-found-and-adopted-a-stray-kitten-and-cried-at-the-vet philanthropist superhero earth’s best defender golden avenger shellhead going to therapy dealing with his issues supportive loving trying his best keeps all his fan mail from kids nicknames everyone selfless wears socks and sandals together without shame once called justin hammer a punk ass used tissue on live TV fights for the future afraid of the dark adopts every kid he meets loves with all his heart Best Avenger, Tony Stark
Constantly holding hands unless it is absolutely necessary to let go
Nobody can give a briefing because Stephen and Tony are whispering to each other, occasionally laughing, occasionally kissing
God you two can you please just focus for two minutes?
No, no they can not.
You bet your ass they buy a bunch of cheesy matching stuff like mugs that say “his” and “his”
Stephen can get Tony to laugh, really laugh, and it feels so good to be able to laugh like that again.
Stephen absolutely adores Tony’s laugh so, naturally, he makes it his goal to make Tony laugh as much as possible
Constant gift giving oh my god
Stephen’s gifts are small, sentimental things while Tony’s gifts are always big and a teeny bit overboard.
He nearly bought Stephen an entire country once for crying out loud
He settled on an island instead. It’s nice and warm there, and the two vacation there often
The sex is amazing
These two are in love, and as such they have each other’s bodies memorized, knowing exactly how to bring the other to earth shattering orgasm
They’re on the island Tony bought for him and Stephen has memorized an entire monologue about how much he loves Tony, how special he is to him, and he ends it by getting down on one knee and producing a ring
The answer is yes because of corse it’s a yes
Tony takes a picture of his hand wearing the engagement ring and it blows up
The world goes totally apeshit
It’s all over the internet and worldwide news in a matter of minutes
But they ignore all that for now because right now they are alone on an island where it’s warm and Stephen is going to show his now fiancee just how much he loves him tonight
The gushy couples stuff only increases after their engagement
Everyone thinks it’s just the honeymoon phase but surprise motherfuckers these two are in their honeymoon phase forever
And if every time Tony beams at Stephen with a million gigawatt smile, leans into him, kisses him, calls him by a pet name, it makes Steve Rogers bristle, well, he should have realized a good thing while he had it.
The realest part of all the MCU is Nick Fury showing up out of nowhere to interrupt the me time of every hero like ‘what up bitch, you thought you could enjoy some peace and quiet nope I’m like karma and you going down’