iron burns


elympions + middle names

So yesterday I burnt myself with a curling iron and the burn ended up looking like a hickey. Later, one of my friends came up and asked who he was, and I simply replied “oh he’s super hot. He gets turned on easily and he has this massive rod of at least 8 inches” when she asked what his name was, I said “conair” and then walked away.


okay I’ve officially gone batshit from that movie someone set me on fire