iron burns

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elympions + middle names

So yesterday I burnt myself with a curling iron and the burn ended up looking like a hickey. Later, one of my friends came up and asked who he was, and I simply replied “oh he’s super hot. He gets turned on easily and he has this massive rod of at least 8 inches” when she asked what his name was, I said “conair” and then walked away.

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okay I’ve officially gone batshit from that movie someone set me on fire