iron mermaid

anonymous asked:

Okay so inquisition companion reacts to inquisitor being a merperson (mermaid). The inquisitor gets nervous around water. Which explains why in game we can't go very far in the water before we respawn. Include romances?

Cassandra: She had always chalked up the Herald’s reaction nervous reaction about getting near water and covering up whenever it rained to intense hydrophobia and let it be. So when they accidentally trip and fall into Three Trout Pond, she mistakes their screaming for her to get back as screams for help, and she dives in after them– which is when she sees their legs have turned into a tail. She gawks at them in silence for several moments, eyes wide in surprise. “You– you’re a– merpeople exist?” she finally blurts. The Herald nods, eyes averted. She scowls and scolds them for not telling her. It raises a million new questions, but for now, she sighs and directs them behind the rock wall near the pond to come out and turn back to normal once they dry off, lest anyone except for those in the party see. Once they come clean with the whole truth, however, she readily adjusts to what they are. If Romanced: He pulled her aside from camp, one day, to the nearest body of water. She voiced her concerns, knowing his fear of water, but he just reassures her that all will be explained. He suddenly jumps into the water, to her surprise, and resurfaces, tail splashing the surface. After gasping and staring in surprise, she asks why he didn’t tell them sooner. After a long talk and questioning, she sighs and kisses him. “Thank you for trusting me.” she says, smiling fondly at him.

Blackwall: He was aware that the Herald seemed to be afraid of water, but didn’t question it much. It wasn’t until that fateful day at Three Trout Lake that the truth was revealed. Much like the others, he stares and stares for what seems like a long time, not quite sure if he’s really seeing what he’s seeing. “I- I– what is…” It takes him a few moments to find the words. “You’re a… merperson? Is that the term for it? I didn’t think your kind really existed… listen, my lips are sealed. Come on.” He glances around to make sure no one else saw, and quietly gets them to the surface to dry off and turn back. Once the shock as worn off, he’s curious and tolerant of the Herald. If Romanced: He was baffled when his girlfriend took him out to a pond one evening. “You sure you want to be here for a date?” he asks warily. “If you’re uncomfortable or scared, we can leave.” She just sighs and tells him to bear with her, and with that, she drops into the water, much to his alarm. He jumps in after her, but realizes that she needs no help at all after she dove in. Similarly, he stares and seeks out words that won’t come at first, but after an explanation and the surprise fades, he smiles at her fondly. “Never thought I’d be lucky enough to be one of those men in the stories who end up with a mermaid. I better get used to swimming, eh?”

Iron Bull: He knew the Inquisitor was hiding something. He wasn’t sure what it was, but it was something. He didn’t buy their fear of water, and he found it strange that every time, right before they went off to bathe, their legs would be horribly chapped and dry. It was something he discovered by accident, as they never let anyone see their legs. Then they were perfectly normal after they came back. Once, the thought of mermaids hit him, but he shrugged it off– they didn’t exist. When he sees them come to the surface of the pond, looking abashed, mermaid tail revealed, he grins. “A-ha! That’s it!” He’s not even that shocked, he’s just happy to finally figure them out. He happily reassures them that it’s all fine with him, and he proceeds to ask a lot of questions. If he’s no longer with the Qun, and no longer reporting to the Ben-Hassrath, the Inquisitor answers his questions. If Romanced: His Kadan announces they have something to tell him in private, and he thinks he’s finally going to discover what their secret is. They pull him aside to a quiet, private little place with a pond, and he doesn’t question them or their fear of water. When they hesitate, he just nods with a reassuring smile. They dip into the water and reveal themselves, and after a moment of staring, he shakes himself and nods. “So that’s what it is. Weird, but neat. Thanks for trusting me, Kadan. I won’t tell anyone.” He does a cannon-ball into the water, and grins at them as he wades with them. “So, um… kinky underwater sex?” he asks, teasing, and he laughs as they splash him with their tail.

Sera: She had always thought the Herald’s aversion to water was a bit daft, but she was patient enough not to prank them using buckets of water. But when she sees the Herald surface, a fish tail now replacing their legs, she’s stunned and confused, so confused. “What the– what happened to your legs?! Are you… holy shite, you are! You’re a mer-thingy!” She just stares at them as they babble out an explanation, and she crosses her arms. “This is weird. Really weird, but…” She smirks. “I always thought there was something fishy about the way you acted around water.” She narrowly avoids getting soaked by a splash from the indignant merperson as a result. If Romanced: Her girlfriend dragged her away from camp one evening, and Sera’s befuddled when they come up to a pond. “Love, you friggin’ hate water. Let’s go.” she urges. To her shock, her girlfriend smiles at her and runs, diving into the water with gusto. Sera yelps and chases after her, but stops short at the when her lover comes to the surface, smiling nervously at her. Sera gawps at her, trying to make sense of what she just saw. “You’re– you’re a mermaid! A friggin’ mermaid!” Her girlfriend nods and explains the situation, and desperately hopes that Sera will understand. To her surprise, when she’s done talking, Sera hops into the water with her. She runs a hand over her cheek and splashes her with her free hand. “This is weird,” she admits, “but I still love you. Good thing I can swim, yeah?”

Varric: He had, on a few occasions, asked about the Herald’s aversion to water, asking if there was a story behind it. They hastily dodged the question or denied it every time, so he was going to be set on making up his own story. Of course, when he saw them fall into a pond and get a fish tail instead of legs, he realized he couldn’t tell this story; no one would believe him. After staring for a few moments, he grins widely. “Our leader is half fish. Please tell me you have stories to share! This is even better than I could have hoped for…” 

Cole: He knew; there was no moment of shock or revelation. Instead, he helps the Herald by helping them find water and making sure no one will see them when they go for a dip; they have to go into water now and then or suffer health consequences. When the others find out, the Herald’s a bit worried as to how they really feel, but he reassures them. “They’re confused,” he says, “but they’re curious and wondering. They’re not unhappy or scared. Some of them are happy that they know now.” He also gets the others to help the Herald with the aforementioned things.

Solas: Even he didn’t know that mermaids existed; either they were very well-hidden or came into existence after the fall of Arlathan. He had wondered what, exactly, was wrong with the Herald. Like Bull, he noted that they got ill if they didn’t go into water enough, and that they refused to be anywhere near the others if they had to. For once, he’s caught off-guard, and he stares for a few moments at the Herald before clearing his throat. “…I have questions.” he finally says, smiling reassuringly at them. “If you’re comfortable.” He starts looking into spells to keep them hydrated for longer, even in places like the Hissing Wastes. If Romanced: His vhenan took him from camp one evening to a small grove with a little pond. He quirked an eyebrow but did not question her, and he looked at her curiously. The man doesn’t even panic when she dives into the water; he just approaches the water’s edge and sees her surface, looking sheepish. After staring for a few moments, for once surprised, he smiles, to her shock. “This is why you were acting strangely before. I have questions, but for now… thank you for trusting me, vhenan.” His heart soared; he wasn’t the only one with a secret, and maybe if he could get up the courage, she’d be more understanding than he anticipated.

Dorian: He had never given much thought to mermaids; he didn’t believe they existed. He had found the Herald’s behavior unusual, but trying to ask them questions bore no fruit. It wasn’t until that day they fell in the pond was the truth revealed, and he stares for a good few minutes, jaw dropped. “You’re a merperson– they exist.” he finally gasps in awe. Then he grins, eyes lit up. “I have so many questions. This is fascinating! Oh, and you’re alright with me, don’t worry about that. Now, really, how does that work, when you get your tail…?” He also begins researching spells with Solas to keep them from drying out less readily. If Romanced: He was surely curious when the Inquisitor got him to go somewhere private with him, and even more so when he saw he was brought to a little pond. “What are we doing here, hmm?” he inquires. The Inquisitor asks him to bear with him, and watch. With that, he dives in with gusto, and Dorian hurries to the water’s edge. He’s left shocked as the Inquisitor surfaces and raises their fish tail above the water, looking at him hopefully. “You’re a merman.” he gasps, and the Herald nods his head. To his surprise, Dorian pulls off his clothes (lest they get wet) and hops into the water with him, blushing but smiling. “You’re lucky I like to swim.” he teases. “Don’t get me wrong, Amatus, I have a lot of questions. I’m in love with a merman. Me. It’s like one of those sappy fairy tales…”

Vivienne: If you had told her that merpeople existed, she would have laughed in your face. That is, up until the Herald careens into the water and is revealed to be one. She had always thought the Herald had a health condition they were hiding, but attempts to question them had never succeeded. This, however… even Vivienne found herself shocked by the revelation. She shakes herself into reality and clears her throat, trying to appear dignified. “So this is why you were so afraid of water,” she says, “you’re a merperson. I would have never imagined your kind existed.” She’s curious, of course, and agrees that it should be kept hidden; she aids the other mages in research and frequently nags the Herald to go take a dip if they appear too dry or unhealthy. When the Herald is in Halamshiral, she sternly tells them to stay away from any and all fountains, lest they get wet and everyone sees. If she sees them near one, she pulls them away and gives them a talking-to.

Josephine: Antivan lore was full of stories of this sort of thing– both tales of merfolk luring sailors to their deaths and tales of merfolk falling in love with sailors and coming upon land. Josephine loves them, of course, but never really believed them to be more than stories. So when the Herald is revealed in all their glory, she stares and stares before breaking down into excited giggles. “Oh, this is so amazing!” she squeals. “You have to tell me all about it– life under the sea, all of it!” She clears her throat and blushes sheepishly. “I agree we should keep it a secret, but… thank you for telling us.” If Romanced: She’s even more excited when her love takes a dip into the pond they brought her to on a date and reveals themselves. After staring and gaping, she squeals in delight– it’s just like a fairy tale. She kisses them and giggles. “It’s just like the tales from home. I never would have thought I would be the one to fall in love with a merperson.”

Leliana: She had had her suspicions from the start, but had never been able to find out what exactly the Inquisitor was hiding, and it irked her. When the Inquisitor finally shows her what they are, her brow raises. Once or twice, the thought had come to her of them as a mermaid, but she had dismissed it as too unlikely, probably impossible. “I see,” she finally says, “this is… unexpected.” She starts asking if they know any other mermaids who’d be willing to help spy for the Inquisition– eyes inside the Waking Sea would be a boon indeed.

Cullen: Ferelden legend had little to no mention of mermaids, and he hardly ever thought of them at all. So when the Herald pulls him and the other advisers away and show him by taking a dip in a pond, he’s utterly flabbergasted. “I– I don’t– you’re a– a–” He finally sighs, rubbing a hand over his face. “A merperson. Maker’s Breath, I didn’t think your kind existed. No one did.” He takes to it well enough with time, though he becomes paranoid of the Inquisitor accidentally stepping in a puddle of water. If Romanced: He’s hesitant to take his apparently hydrophobic girlfriend to the lake, but she insists for some reason. He’s confused and worried for her and nearly has a heart attack when she jumps right into the lake, and he’s about to jump in after her when she surfaces and raises her tail. He gasps, loudly, and stares. Finally, he kneels down on the dock, putting a hand under her chin. “Is this why you were so afraid of water?” She nods and explains a bit, and finally, he nods. “Thank you for telling me.” To her surprise, he then takes off the armor and hops in with her.

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lucisassbutt  asked:

Do you know any fics with merman/mermaid Tony?

Bud, I looked for like 20 minutes, with increasingly simple search terms, and i found only two (2) fics with mer!Tony.

This is a crime. Please, please, please, writers who follow this blog write some mer!Tony! I’ll even join in this marathon of writing mer!Tony if it means we have more lksdf

Ok! So! Here are the two that I found!

  1. Coral, Sweet Coral- “ Tony and Loki are mermaids.”
    They’re both mermaids! And it’s adorable! ;-;
    Gen, No warnings
  2. Far From Home- “Tony has a tail, but what he really wants is a pair of legs, and he’ll give anything to get them. Unfortunately, this might turn out to be a case of ‘the prey is more bountiful in the other ocean’. At least he’s got an attractive prince to see him through this ordeal.”
    I haven’t quite finished this one yet, buuuuut, it seems pretty damn good so far. And it’s a ‘The Little Mermaid’ fusion! aaaa my inner disney child shrieked when I saw that tag.
    Mature, No warnings
tides

i wanted to write something for pensversusswords to cheer her up and she asked for fluffy mermaid au

hopefully this is fluffy enough, despite all the stuff that crept in xD

Sunlight glints off the surface of the water the way it does off the scales of the schools of fish that flit by under the surface.

Steve peeks out over the waves, checking in every direction for indication of lurking predators or signs of humanity, but this isle is one of the few places where it’s still rare to spot a human. Most of the land meets the water in sheer cliff faces, but there’s a small cove that lines up with the setting sun where fine white sand fades into steep jungle. To one side water flows down the cliff face under winding strands of ivy. Colorful birds are frequently visible there tipping their heads back after filling their beaks with water.

It’s a special place, made all the more special by the fact that it’s where Steve spends his time with Tony.

The sky overhead is a pure, solid blue, broken only by the blinding circle of the sun. Steve makes his way to the beach and swims into the shallows, where the water turns to a beautiful electric blue. When he can’t swim any farther, he uses his arms to pull himself up onto the sand, just far enough so that the water’s edge laps at where his scales fade to skin. He stretches out, long as he can, and savors the heat of the sand against his back.

“Now that’s a sight I’ll never get sick of,” a voice purrs and Steve pushes up onto his elbows.

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