Description: Maybe going out with Tony Stark is a little intimidating, but he is way sweeter than he would like everyone to believe.
Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader
Warnings: fluffff, smutty smut good stuff mixed in with all of the actual substance writing (for once), Tony being a flirty little shit as per usual
A/n: I just had to write another Tony fic. Idk. Every single Tony/RDJ fic I read I love because he’s so sassy
Working at a coffee shop inside Stark Tower might not have been the most conventional job to take up, but it sure was an interesting one (not to mention, a very well-paying one). Geniuses were constantly wandering through, sometimes doing work at the tables. There was also the occasional avenger coming through, and you still weren’t quite sure how to process it. These people were out saving the world, punching aliens, doing whatever; and now you were making their coffee. Your life seemed to be like a bad sitcom. You could still remember the first time you ever saw one of them.
“Hi.” Sam Wilson said, walking up to the counter.
“Good afternoon, what can I get for you?”
He looked over the menu before deciding on plain black coffee. You quickly prepared it, handing it to him as soon as you could. He gave a quick ‘thank you’, and headed to the elevator.
If it wasn’t completely unprofessional, you might have screamed. But things were different now. It wasn’t uncommon to see Steve and Sam walk in and order. An occasional visit from most of the others, too. It seemed strange and surreal, but that was your life, and you figured you got pretty lucky to be in a place like it. However, there was one man you never saw, since he always had an assistant bringing everything up to him.
Author’s Note: Okay so I’m going to have to do this in two parts because wowzers, it’s a bunch. Now let me say this before you read on, I have never done headcanons before, like ever. And if I did this correctly (is there a correct way??) I hope you enjoy it! Of course these are just my ideas on what your relationship would be as. Thank you anon babe for the request! I promise to get the second part out as soon as possible <3
Also some characters may have longer headcanons, that is because sometimes I’m just more familiar with certain other characters (oops)
Warnings: This does contain talks of PTSD and panic attacks
Fluff & Angst
Can you do relationship headcanons for the avengers? (Or if not all of them at least Scott and Pietro) thanks so much your blog and writings make me so happy darling!!
~Steve Roger Headcanons~
Huge cuddle monster, especially on his days off he won’t let you out of his arms (even if you’re needed for missions)
When both of you have to work he’ll be the first out of bed and will always make you your coffee
Whenever you’re baking sweets he likes to stick his fingers in the batter and eat it (he’s a super soldier, raw eggs can’t hurt him)
Whenever you’re deeply invested in doing something Steve likes to draw you. He especially likes to draw your eyes, they always show a passionate fire
When either of you have a mission to go do and you’re not together, both you and Steve made it a tradition to make each other lists on what you love about each other
When both you and Steve have missions together he always makes you carry band aids on you. He knows it’s somewhat silly but it makes him feel better
After missions it’s another tradition you both do, you guys take a bath together. He’d clean you while you express all of your worries and frustrations from the mission
Then you do the exact same for him (he sometimes gets super emotional from major missions because his mind always went back to Bucky)
Steve has PTSD, and when he starts to show his symptoms even more you’re always right by his side, trying to calm him down. Unlike Tony he needs to know that you’re actually there, he’s terrified of the thought of you disappearing from him like Bucky did. And as much as he hates to admit it, he can’t lose you like he did Peggy. You know that and you also know that he truly does love you
Whenever his PTSD gets to be too much you take him to your guy’s bedroom and lay him down, you had asked Tony to install a dimming light switch (which helps in times like this). You make sure he’s only able to hear your voice, no loud noises or bright flashes for they could bring him all back down and make him think he’s in the war again
When both you and Steve fight you always let him have the last word. As much as you’d want to argue back you realize how hard is must be for him to even be fighting with you
Sometimes when the fighting goes too far and either of you say something too harsh you both go to your hideaways. And while hiding both of you think of ways on how to apologize to each other
Both of you hide for exactly 3 hours. And when you both find each other it’s filled with regretful tears and loving words. In your guy’s relationship, both of you apologize, not just one
At the end of the day, mission or no mission, fighting or not- you and Steve always fall asleep in each others arms, whispering, “I love you.”
~Tony Stark Headcanons~
He loves to spoil you. You’re always against it though (you tell him to just donate his money)
He also tries to get you to wear one of his Iron Man suits (he’s even made you your own Iron Man suit!)
Tony doesn’t seem like a huge touchy-feely guy but when the mood strikes him he’ll pull you from whatever you’re doing and cuddle you
During those choice cuddle sessions he sometimes is the little spoon (He had admitted it while you guys were cuddling that he loved being the little spoon. But if you were to tell anyone that he’d of course deny it)
Tony doesn’t like to fight with you. Like at all, he’s had too much fighting in his life already (and being an Avenger doesn’t make it any better) and you’re the one person he never wants to fight with
Sometimes when he falls asleep in the lab you go down to drag his butt to a nearby couch. And you stay with him throughout the whole night (you didn’t care if your body was going to hurt in the morning, he’d do the same for you)
Whenever Tony has a panic attack you always bring him to the biggest window overlooking the city and make him a cup of tea. He doesn’t like being touched when having the attack so you always ask J.A.R.V.I.S everyday to keep a dryer running to keep your blankets warm (Tony wants the warmth of someone during the attacks but like he said, he doesn’t like to be touched during them) You’ll wrap him up in the blanket and sit with him for hours. Wether it was to listen to him talk or just hear him breathe. You’ll remind him every few minutes to breathe in and out or to drink his tea so he doesn’t start to panic again
Once Tony is calmed back down from his attacks he’ll slowly scoot himself over to you (he has to test the waters to see if he’s comfortable with being touched) if he’s comfortable with it he’ll raise your arm and cuddle into your side. You’ll then sit there and softly comb your fingers through his hair
During most days he’ll play classic rock through the com-system and if a slow song comes on and you’re in the vicinity he’ll whisk you off your feet to a clear area and dance with you (sometimes when dancing his hands will ‘accidentally’ slip down to your butt and you’ll then ‘accidentally’ drop your foot harshly on his)
After a hard day at work when both of you meet up back at the bedroom you both always make it a big deal to say “I love you” before you all asleep and after you wake up
~Natasha Romanoff Headcanons~
She’s not one to really express (physically mostly, sometimes verbally too) her emotions to anyone (she’s secretly scared that someone will use her emotions against her and somehow hurt you)
You always reassure her though that she doesn’t have to do anything that makes her feel in anyway uncomfortable. You also always reassure her that you do know that she loves you
On her free days from missions she always does two things:
She shows you moves on how to defend yourself and how to take down your attacker (you work for SHIELD and you do know how to defend yourself but you let Nat teach you anyway- it makes her feel better)
She will shut all of the blinds and lock every door and then she’ll show you just how much she loves you
Nat doesn’t like to cook so you’re always the one cooking. You don’t mind one bit to be honest. She does so much for you already and you’re happy to do this for her
Even though she doesn’t necessarily show/express her feelings for you everyday, she could never turn down an opportunity to cuddle you
She likes to be both the big spoon and the little spoon. But her favorite cuddle position is when she’s able to look at you. She likes to point out everything she loves about to herself while you relax in her arms
EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS STRAIGHT UNTIL THEY FOUND YOU TWO MAKING OUT ON THE COMMON ROOM COUCH
Whenever Nat has to go on a mission you always pack her a lunch. She doesn’t care what the others think because they know that if they joke her about the packed lunch… she could easily kill them with so said packed lunch (Tony had a hard time getting all of the banana out of his ear that week)
When you’re the one with the mission instead, you make a week’s worth of breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for Nat. Your homemade cooking always gives her comfort when you’re gone.
This goes for the both of you, when either of you come back from a mission injured to hell and back the other takes care of the other’s injuries and cleans them up
Whenever she’s too tired to clean her guns after missions, you’re the one to clean them for her
She’s the one to kill the bugs (but she of course lets go of the spiders outside)
~Clint Barton Headcanons~
Clint is always cranky without his morning coffee, so before he wakes up you make a full pot of it for just him
You got him this gag gift for Christmas a while back- it was a giant coffee mug that could hold up to a gallon of liquids… he uses it every morning
Clint is partially deaf so you had taught yourself sign language for him (it’s helpful too when you want to tease him in front of The Avengers)
Everyone gets super frustrated when you and Clint sign to each other in front of them. It’s especially frustrating when either of you laugh suddenly
The first time you told him you loved him you had used sign language to tell him (he cried)
Before you guys started dating he would hide up in the vent and rafters and watch you (you knew he was there always hiding but you knew he was just trying to figure out your character)
You had finally gotten tired of his hiding so one day you asked Nat to meet you in the common room (you knew he was going to be there so before he could get to his usual hiding spot in the room, you climbed up there and waited for him. When he finally showed up you had almost fell out of the rafter from laughing at his shocked reaction. Clint asked you out right then and there, you of course said yes)
Clint always complains about not having enough arrows so for his birthday every year, you get him just that, arrows. (you always have a theme for the arrows, last year’s theme was Hello Kitty)
For being an Avenger, Clint loves junk food. So every time you go to the grocery store he has to tag along.
And for being a master assassin, he’s not very sneaky about all of the treats he puts in the cart. And whenever he thinks you caught him he’d give you the most innocent look, you’d then roll your eyes, and then the innocent look is replaced with a shit eating grin
In your phone his contact name changes every month from: “Bird Boy”, “Lil Shit”, “Princess”, and your favorite, “Lil Shit Princess”
He’s the master of building forts, everyone will agree with you on it
You two fight about the silliest of things, and when he feels as if he lost during the petty argument he goes to sulk up in the vents
The only way you found out how to get him out of the vents is to yell about his favorite show being on
Or to yell out that you’re about to drink the last bit of his coffee (it’s always interchangeable)
~Bruce Banner Headcanons~
Bruce loves to show you his research. It could be either his old research or new, he has to it all to you
He loves to watch you read his research too, you always have a proud look on your face
Bruce also always asks for your input on his ideas and projects. He always wants to know if you think his projects are safe/good ideas
Like Clint, he would hide from you before you guys started dating
Before dating Bruce he would spend even more time in the lab. He was investing himself in trying to find a cure for his “Big Green Problem” as he would put it
The only reason for him researching it even more is because he wanted you to not think of him as a monster, but as just some regular guy
One day when he thought everyone was gone he finally had left his lab (even in the beginning of the relationship you were always curious of what he does in the lab). You snuck in to see why he’s been in there whenever you were over. Bruce came back and saw you in tears, you had found out why.
Lets just say Bruce has never felt so terrified and in love after the lecture you gave him
Bruce doesn’t like to talk about it but you were able to convince him into seeing a therapist
You always wait for him during his sessions (and for when he wants you back there for him, you always rush to him and hold his hands)
And after therapy sessions you both always go get ice cream (his favorite is pistachio, ironic isn’t it)
It took a long time for Bruce to show you any type of physical affection, but when he finally did, he was the most loving boyfriend anyone could ask for
Whenever Bruce meditates you always join him, no matter what time it is. Unless you’re really needed somewhere else, if that’s case then you leave a cup of tea next to him
As much as Bruce love peace and quiet, you had made him a playlist of soothing classical music for when he’s in the lab
You actually made tons of different playlists for him when certain emotions hit him (his favorite is called “Calming the Big Green Babe” he finds it funny)
He totally cried during Marley & Me
~Thor Odinson Headcanons~
First things first, he may be a God from another part of the universe but he’s a huge fucking nerd
While you were showing him Earth’s modern entertainments, he had stumbled across the Star Wars movies (big mistake)
Whenever it’s his turn during movie night at The Avengers tower he always and you mean always requests for the Star Wars movies
Everyone blames you
You never understood his obsession with Poptarts
But you always stock up at least one cabinet in the kitchen with the artificial treat (it’s always gone within three days)
Speaking of the kitchen, during your first few months of living together you had to keep your good china dishes hidden from Thor so he wouldn’t smash them
But! You do keep thrifted dishes in a separate place so both you and Thor can smash them for whenever you both want to celebrate
Thor never likes to be the little spoon. And if you were to even joke him about trying to be the little spoon for once he’ll always answer with, “I am the might Thor! I must be the big spoon my love!” He just doesn’t want to crush you
He’s also very dramatic (you blame it on his Asgardian culture) but you find it charming to be honest
He can get very homesick sometimes but he knows he can’t leave at times because The Avengers might need his help
When he does get homesick, you drape on your guy’s bed sheets and try, keyword try, to do an Asgardian accent. It always manages to bring a smile on his face. And if you got super close to doing the accent he’s proud laughter will boom throughout the room (they don’t call him the God of thunder for nothing)
If Thor has the chance to go back to Asgard, he will every time ask you if you wanted to come along (you of course always said yes)
Whenever you both are in Asgard and someone asks who you are, Thor without fail will pull you into his side and answer with, “My Queen.”
And it always ends with you laughing at him
This alone has taken me two days to do, please forgive me if I don’t get out the other part the same day as this posts or even the next. I’m only one little nerdling <3
i just want to personally thank whoever put tony in 3 layers of black for that particular moment. he is stepping out of the hovering iron man suit, in the most graceful practiced controlled way, in his 3 layers of black. he is stepping out of the hovering iron man suit, arms outstretched, eyes forward, like it’s the easiest thing in the world. he is stepping out of the hovering iron man suit and he is wearing a suit jacket over a bomber jacket over a tshirt and he is Beautiful this movie is trying to kill me
“Tony x reader where the reader can control
the elements and is an avenger and she gets seriously hurt during the airport
fight by someone on Cap’s side? Angsty but also fluffy if possible. Thank you!!
Love your writing!”
Picking a side for this was one of the hardest and worst things you ever
had to do. You even tried to stay aside but you knew it wasn’t an option: you
had to be there. Seeing the look on Steve’s face when you appeared next to Tony
at the airport kind of hurt you, but even when you understood what the Cap
meant, you had to go with Tony on this one.
“You can still do the right thing, (Y/N)”, Steve told you. You sighed
and shook your head.
“The right thing is to stop this and none of you is going to do it until
someone gets hurt” you replied. He clenched his jaw but looked at Steve
You looked at Natasha who was right next to you and she looked back,
giving you a small smile. She didn’t like this either and she knew it wasn’t going
to end well. But just like you, she couldn’t just sit around and do nothing. Not
while his friends, his family, was fighting each other. You didn’t even hear
what Steve and Tony were talking about, probably it was more of the same, but
when the new kid, Spiderman, made his appearance you knew it was about to come
Looking at Natasha once again, you took a deep breath as you felt your
powers running through your veins and your whole body, as the sky clouded above
all of you. Steve looked at you frowning just when he lifted his hands, an
arrow came setting him free and a man appeared out of nowhere, kicking
Spiderman off the van when he was standing. What the fuck?
The man gave Steve his shield back before you made eyes contact once
again. You narrowed your eyes and sent a strong wing towards the new guy,
making him fly away until he crashed against a truck.
“Really!?” You heard the guy exclaim.
“I have Wanda and Clint” Natasha said in the coms.
“I got Wanda” you claimed turning around as she told you exactly where
At first you didn’t see them but then you saw Wanda jumping down the
airport building, using her powers so she would crash against the floor. You narrowed
your eyes and created a small earthquake beneath her, enough to keep her off
the ground and send a stronger with to her that she managed to stop. Everyone knew
your powers were strong but Wanda was the only who could do something about
“Do we really have to do this?” You asked as you started creating a
lighting with your hands. She looked at your hands.
“It doesn’t look like you’re holding back” she said.
“A girl gotta live” you shrugged throwing the lighting towards her. She stopped
it with her red dust and sent it back to you, barely giving you time to dodge
You narrowed your eyes at her before sending a huge wind towards her
that sent her towards a column, without giving her time to recover, you sent a
big jet of water, keeping her in place.
“Just stop this!” You yelled.
“I can’t” you heard her screaming. You stopped the water making her fall
to the ground.
“We don’t have to fight, Wanda” you tried to reason with her. She sent
an angry look.
“I have” she mumbled.
Suddenly you heard a loud noise coming from upstairs and when you looked
up you saw dozens of cars falling out of the building thanks to Wanda’s power. You
managed to dodge one and sent another one away with the wind but you couldn’t stop
all of them so you tried to run.
Just when you thought you were going to make it, Wanda made you trip
over with her powers and you fell down as the cars fell over you, blacking you
On the other side of the airport, Tony was fighting Steve until he heard
the huge noise the cars falling made. He turned around just to see the vehicles
falling over you, making all the air leave his lungs. He forgot about Steve, he
forgot about the Accords, and flew over you, lifting the cars until he could
“(Y/N)…” he mumbled picking you up. “F.R.I.D.A.Y check her vitals!” he
commanded the AI as he held you close against him.
“She got a pulse, sir, but it is a weak and small one I’m afraid” he
heard the voice in his helmet before he took it off. “I already called the ambulance”
Tony knew there was no time for ambulances so he picked you up from the
floor and started flying again towards the nearest hospital, not giving a fuck
about the fight or anything. If something happened to you he would never
forgive himself. You didn’t even want to choose a side and he forced you to do
The moment he got to the hospital, you were taken to the surgery room
immediately. He didn’t know what was happening, all he heard was some medical
words, something about concussions and broken bones.
“I’m sorry Mr Stark, you can’t go any further” a nurse told him when he
tried to follow you. He blinked and looked at the woman. “I’m sorry. We will
keep you updated”
“Is it serious?” He asked. The nurse bite her lip and nodded slowly
before disappearing behind the doors.
He was still wearing the Iron Man suit but he didn’t even care, he didn’t
care about the looks he was receiving, he didn’t care about his own injuries. He
was nothing without you and the thought of losing you made him feel even more
miserable than his parents’ death.
“Tony!” He looked up to see Natasha running over to where he was. “How
is she?” She asked.
“I don’t know…she’s getting surgery” was all he said. Natasha took a
deep breath and nodded.
“She’s going to be okay. She’s a strong woman” she said sitting down
next to Tony.
“What if she doesn’t?” Tony mumbled.
Natasha bite her inner cheek. Everyone knew how much you meant to Tony,
how much he loved you and how much you loved him, even when none of you were
good at showing it. But Natasha knew that Tony would be completely lost if he
“How’s everyone else?” Tony asked, trying to keep his mind away from
whatever that was going on behind those doors.
“Fine. Rogers and Barnes escaped” she told him.
Tony gulped but nodded. He imagined something like that would have
happened but he didn’t even care.
“Everyone else has been taken to a government jail” she added. Tony nodded
“Even Maximoff?” Tony asked. He had seen it. He had seen Wanda moving
the cars. It had been her doing. Still, he blamed himself.
“Yeah” Natasha sighed. “What now?” She asked.
“I don’t care” Tony simply replied getting up, taking off the suit to be
Natasha looked at Tony, not knowing what to tell him. She had also seen
all the cars falling over you. She was surprised you made it to the hospital
and she knew the chances weren’t good. She wished there was something she could
say. But sometimes, waiting was the only option.
You had no idea for how long you had been out. It could’ve been minutes
but also days or weeks. When you opened your eyes, everything was blurry and
confusing even though it was silent except for a constant beeping sound. She frowned
looking around, trying to focus on something but her eyes found a sleepy Tony
sitting next to her on what looked like one of those uncomfortable hospital
chairs. She was in hospital.
“Tony?” You mumbled trying to move, but even the slightest movement made
her whole body ache. She groaned and closed her eyes.
Tony opened her eyes at the sound and looked around before setting his
eyes on you, he immediately got up, ignoring his sore muscles for spending a
week sleeping on that couch.
“(Y/N)”, he gasped taking your hand. Your eyes opened again and you
looked at him.
“Hey…” you mumbled weakly, squeezing his hand lightly.
“Oh my…you’re awake” he let out a huge breath before placing his
forehead against yours, trying to calm himself down.
“How long was I…?” You asked.
“A week” he replied. Wow.
“What happened?” You asked.
Tony frowned, remembering how he went to talk to Sam, how he ended up
looking for Rogers and Barnes, everything about his parents, the fight. Everything.
He sighed and shook his head.
“I will tell you when you’re out of here” he answered simply. You nodded,
not having in you the strength to ask any more questions. “I’m going to call
the doctor so he can check you, okay?” You nodded and he left the room.
You sighed and tried to forget about the pain. The doctor came
immediately, followed by Tony and Natasha. He started checking on you, asking
how you were feeling and stuff. He finally told you they had to perform various
surgeries since you had appeared with some broken bones.
“You’re lucky Mr Stark brought you immediately. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be
feeling your legs” he said. You gulped and looked at Tony who looked down. He knew
When he made sure that everything was okay, he left the room followed by
Natasha who knew it was time you and Tony talked.
“Thank you” you told him when he approached the bed.
“I did nothing” he sighed taking your hand again.
“You heard the doctor. You saved my life, Tony, that’s more than nothing”
you smiled a little.
“But I’m responsible for you being here as well” he said. You frowned.
“You’re not. You didn’t throw any car over me” you replied.
“But I forced you to choose a side, I forced you to fight. If I had
listened to you…” he shook his head.
“That’s not true. Yeah, I picked a side because of you but fighting was
entirely my choice, Tony” you told him.
“You almost die, (Y/N)” he said closing his eyes at the words.
“But I didn’t” you said.
“What if you did?” He asked looking at you. “What if I didn’t get you
here on time? What if I didn’t see the cars? What if I didn’t see you? I would’ve
lost you, fuck” you bite your lip, all the feelings you had for him coming to
the surface like never before. “And I can’t lose you. I always knew that but
this made it even clearer. You’re too important to me, you’re the most
important person in my life, you keep me going, you keep on track and you keep
me sane. I love you more than anything in this crazy world and the thought of
you dying because of me…” he closed his eyes, taking a deep breath to fight the
tears that threatened to escape his eyes. “I can’t” he whispered, shaking his
“Tony, I’m here” you said. He looked down at you, almost shaking. “I’m
here, I’m alive and I love you. I’m thankful you found me all those years ago
and I’m happy you brought me here on time. You saved me and I’m going to be
okay. All thanks to you, alright?” You said. He frowned. “Come here” you said signalling
to lay with you.
“I don’t think… I don’t want to hurt you” he mumbled.
“Come here or I’ll throw a lighting to you right now” you threatened
him. He smiled a little and finally laid down carefully. You moved to lay your
head on his chest.
“You’re okay?” He asked stroking your hair slowly.
“I am now” you whispered. “Tony, I don’t want you blaming yourself,
alright? Everything is fine now. Whatever happens…you’re stuck with me. Forever”
you told him. His chest shook a little when he chuckled and kissed the top of
“I really hope so” he whispered against your head. You looked up at him
with a small smile. “I love you” he said when you two locked eyes, making your
smile grow bigger.
“I love you too” you said back.
A bit hesitant, he leaned in closer to your face until he could feel
your lips over his and he kissed you, slowly since he was afraid he could hurt
you somehow but feeling real relief for the first time since he saw all those
cars falling. Maybe the Avengers were falling apart but his world was coming
back together now that you were safe, sound and in his arms.
Summary: Fast forward, three years, when Peter Parker graduates high school and moved Upstate, ready to be a part of the Avengers. There he meets you, where you work for the Avengers. There, Peter falls head over heels for you, despite you being slightly older than him.
A/N:It’s an Older!Reader x Peter, not that big of an age gap tho. I had several ideas for this same concept so, might as well have different parts.
Word count: 1 541
Just in case you don’t know, Y/L/N stands for Your last name, and Y/C//N for Your complete name
Can you help with the specifics (timeline,details,order,etc) of Tony's chest implants - like I know first he had the chest plate, but I don't remember for how long, then he had an implant,but extremis healed him,but after he rebooted his brain he put in the RT. But I know I am missing some and I'm hoping you can clear that up
You are in luck, anon, because I literally wrote this out for someone yesterday!
The Avengers vacation in Las Vegas. Thor brings some inebriating Asgardian
“elixir” for you, Pietro, and Tony after the rest of the team bails for the
night. Next thing you know you wake up married and naked in bed with the
“Steve I don’t know what I did wrong? A tie really? He just went off on me and wouldn’t stop even on the drive over. Did you have to go through this with Tony? I mean who was the diva for the wedding?”
“I know! I wasn’t afraid to go to Sam when SHIELD was compromised and everyone was after me, but now I am afraid to breathe too loudly in front of him! And, uh, our wedding? I think neither of us was the Bridezilla, Natasha was our wedding planner and she was giving me a really rough time. Pepper was responsible for some things on Tony’s side, and I remember she put him on a special diet so he wouldn’t look chubby in the wedding photos.”
“So no one was the diva? Yeah Sam has been stressed lately. I try to help but it’s not good enough. I don’t know what to do Steve like a few nights ago he was having wedding jitters but he still said he wanted to go through with the wedding. I don’t know what to do.”
“Noooo… But we almost had an escaping groom.”
“…you what? Steve who was the one ditching the wedding?”
AKA, the kinky sequel to yandere girls. This was super fun to write, eheheh. Pretty kinky, but not NSFW. The initial ask was… pretty specific, so not all parts of the ask show up for each girl. I wanted to make each of ‘em distinct, so had to be a little flexible. Done by Mod Iruma, of course!
It’s a little violent and pretty disturbing, so if you don’t like violent or just disturbing shit, best to steer clear of this one.
Akamatsu is a pretty bad yandere. She’s very nervous about killing someone, bad at hiding the body, and is strangely not confident in her own confidence.
“Don’t worry, S/O! You’re never leaving me! …erm, I think. That’s what the internet is telling me yanderes say!”
You pat her on the back and say it’s okay, you read her internet history every day, so you know what she’s been up to.
Like a rational human being, Akamatsu gives you a hug and thanks you for being so thoughtful about her!
Even if you can’t stay with Akamatsu the whole day, you make sure to keep tabs on where she is at any given moment, just in case she decides to crack someone’s head open.
When she does decide to crack someone’s head open, you’re at her location in five seconds, helping her clean up the body.
She doesn’t seem too worried that you know where she is at any given time.
She’s more worried that she’s not being a good girlfriend, because you’re doing so much for her and she’s only killing people!
So she takes you to various different stores and keeps on buying you tons and tons of different cute stuff that she thinks you’ll like!
A bracelet (that she writes ‘Kaede’s S/O’ on), a collar (that she writes ‘Return to Kaede Akamatsu’ on), a shirt (that she writes ‘I’m with Kaede!’) on…
You get weird stares on days when Akamatsu is using the leash she attached to your collar to drag you to a body she killed (and cannot clean up). But that’s okay! Because who cares if someone’s judging you and your girlfriend…?
The two of you will just kill them if they dare to look at the other the wrong way.
You two always get weird looks from everyone when they see the collar (”CHOKER, HONEY!”) around your neck.
Multiple people walk up to you when you’re volunteering at Chabashira’s dojo and hurridely inquire about the bruises marking your neck
Usually, before you answer, Chabashira shoos the judgmental male degenerate (or “mistaken child”, as she’s taken to calling the ladies) away and puffs her cheeks at you.
“Goood, why are you making them walk all over you?! We gotta keep out private life private, unless it calls for some blood! Here, let me adjust your choker - YES, IT’S A CHOKER! - so they don’t-”
Being a volunteer at Chabashira’s dojo is hard, though. She uses you as her punching bag a lot, and whenever you complain, she uses you as a punching bag harder that night
(but you love her and she loves you so everything’s okay, everything’s fine)
It’s heartwarming when you clean up Chabashira’s latest mankilling-run (in which she killed some particularly nasty male degenerates who were looking at you the wrong way)
She always smiles at you, too, when you walk in with the body of a pervert looking at Chabashira for a second too long
Even if Chabashira is still a little rough around the edges… and super possessive… and finds some sort of morbid pleasure in beating you and others up… you love her more than anyone in the world, and you’re sure she agrees.
The col- C H O K E R is proof of that.
The second that Yumeno figured out you were a yandere as well, she gave up on being one.
It’s more like, Yumeno makes you do ALL of the work.
In public, while she’s slurping her smoothie that she made you buy up, she’ll point at some random mofo.
“I don’t like… their hair. Kill ‘em.”
You’ll sigh, lovingly hug your girlfriend, take the poor victim and murder them brutally in the next ally you find.
Yumeno will be there, judging you on your style and effectiveness (and not doing any work. she’s too lazy.)
You’re pretty certain that when she’s not making you kill, she has a furry fetish. She bought you a pink collar with a nametag that says “ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ This belongs to Yumeno Himiko ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ”, got you wolf ears, and also tagged a wolf tail to your pants.
She also makes you howl your love for her at night. It’s like one of Angie’s rituals but more… wolf. And fetishy.
It’s weird as shit, but hey. Anything for your cute, lazy, crazy but too tired to do anything about it wife.
Angie loves it when you help her with her blood sacrifices! It gives her the time to draw her name all over your body!
She’s been thinking about using a knife to carve it into you, but she’s worried that she’ll permanently hurt you. You’ve been coming up with plans to make a good, permanent scar!
When the two of you were drowning that flirty girl that looked at Angie the jealous way in the poison vat last night, you considered branding, but nada.
Angie’s been just making you tie-dye shirts for the time being. They’re cute, hip, fashionable, and also hide the blood well!
Angie picks all the colors though. Whenever you tell her that orange is a little not your style, a glare immediately shuts you down and Angie goes back to dying.
It’s nice, having someone make all the hard decisions (like your t-shirt color) for you.
After a long day of drowning and blood sacrificing and chanting and cop getaways and bribing and loving, relieved sex, Angie suddenly comes to the decision that she’ll brand her name into you, not cut you! Nono, using the fiery pits of hell to embellish it on your skin is far better!
You would’ve preferred cutting. But you don’t complain. You love your precious Yonaga Angie.
Harukawa’s into some… some pretty fucked up shit.
First of all, after you confronted her about being a yandere (in which you confessed to her that it’s okay, we all get violent killing urges every now and again, you had one just yesterday and you need help hiding the body), she chloroform ragged you until you were sufficiently knocked out.
When you woke up, she glared at you and very slowly, very threateningly, began to set the rules down in her (she said her, even though it’s technically yours, she’s just rooming) house.
You will not leave the house without her. You only kill when she tells you to. You’ll let her make all of the important decisions from now on - for both of you. If she doesn’t like one of her friends, it is perfectly within her rights to kill them. You’ll wear this tracking collar at all times.
You agree to those terms… as long as she wears this tracking bracelet! S-So you know where she is, too.
She gives you a sigh (but it feels almost endearing) as she sllips it on. It’s blinking red.
From that day onward, life with Harukawa is good. She treats you almost as if you’re a child at time, constantly acting condescending, sneering at you if you forget or are too lazy to sweep up the blood from the body she told you to clean up.
She’ll even pick up some awful, sleazy loser at a bar and throw him into the living room to sate you when you ask when you’ll be able to kill the next one, and you SEE that she’s at the bar, please please bring someone home!!
The only part you don’t like is when Harukawa… punishes you, when you leave the house because you just need a breath of fresh air.
It’s okay, because you know, you know that she loves you. Especially after a long day when she gives you a rare smile and snuggles right up into you.
You love your adorable, tsundere Harumaki.
Toujou has always had an inane obsession with you being entirely dependent on her. It’s always been a fantasy of hers, and now she’s finally found the person to make it reality.
Her breaking your legs and confining you to a wheelchair, then literally chaining you to it, is not quite what you’ve expected.
Strangely, it feels nice, having such a motherly figure like Toujou to depend on. She may control almost everything you do now - your legs are useless and your arms are chained - but, it’s pretty nice, belonging to someone in literally every way.
She uses her income as an exceptional maid to buy a deluxe, gorgeous house overlooking the ocean. It’s beautiful.
You know that you’re never, ever leaving the house (Toujou would never; she’s too jealous that you might fight another person) so you learn to enjoy the view like it’s your last.
Of course, it just being you and Toujou, it gets kinda lonely.
…even though Toujou constantly shadows you, because with your limbs not working, you pretty much need someone to do absolutely everything for you. Even things such as eating, drinking, reading a book on your own, etc is unthinkable for you.
So, to make you less lonely, Toujou likes to hire some employers.
She keeps them around until she doesn’t like them any more, or they get a little too touchy-feely. When they do, she unlatches your arms, and gives you a gun.
You love to hear their screams as you pull the trigger.
The glorious, genius inventor Iruma Miu is sensitive. And really possessive.
She made you your own iron man-like mecha suit and gets REALLY offended if you don’t wear it wherever you go!
She stamped her name alllll over the robotic body and even made it so there’s a slit and attachments if she ever wants to… you know.
Iruma’s pretty much made it permanently attachable. Months pass, and soon, you don’t know what life is like outside of your robotic body.
Oh, you know Iruma’s watching your every move. You know there are cameras all over. You know that she has little machines in the suit to make it somehow grope you at any given moment. Your body is barely yours.
But that’s fine.
You love Iruma, and if this is how she shows her love, that’s fine. Even if it means she’ll suddenly jerk control of your body and force you (well, not even force, you’d do it in a second if she asked) to murder a girl that was looking at you funny. Or that one guy that flirted with you at the bar.
Possibly the best day of your life was when Iruma forced you into her workship in the dead of night, powered up a few machines, clanging and clanking, and happily told you that she was finally making the robot body 100%, purely attached. Absolutely nothing could get the body off without it killing you.
She’d always know where you are. She could control you completely. You’d completely belong to the gorgeously beautiful inventor for the rest of time.
It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you.
When Shirogane first became your girlfriend, she slapped a collar around your neck and tossed you into her basement. You were mostly concerned that you were getting kidnapped.
But when you woke up the next day to Shirogane happily making you some breakfast ramen, you were pretty much totally relieved.
Shirogane cheerily informs you that she’s not gonna let you out of the basement and - if you’re good - the house. She explains it in… cosplayer terms, though.
Like, you’re her favorite t-shirt, such a good t-shirt that she never wants anyone other than her to see! So she’s keeping you locked in her house!
And you’re attached to a pole with a chain, wearing absolutely no clothing, just like in her kinky Japanese animes she watches late at night!
Before you bring up the fact that she’s Japanese, so she shouldn’t call anime ‘Japanese’ like it’s foreign or something, she’s off.
You slowly grow to like being confined to her house, adoring all of the attention she gives you and you only!
So that’s why, to keep you busy, she starts hiring robbers to go and rob “her neighbor” (coughherscough) house.
After all, when she comes home to the robber’s corpses and you happily stabbing their dead bodies for the 100th time out of boredom, she’s just helping you get rid of the scum of society!
It’s a win-win for everyone. Especially whenever Shirogane comes home, and you can curl up into her lap as she holds your chain-leash long into the night.
Steve had been completely lost and had no idea
what to do. When he first arrived at the tower Y/N was in the training room. He
had tried to talk to her however she was cold and calculated in her answers.
She thought that everything that happened between them was lost and they should
just go back to being friends. How could he ever do that? She meant so much to
him. After she left with Pietro he just stood there staring at the ground not
sure of what to do. Finally Nat came over and patted him on the back.
“Hey Cap, I’m sorry. I told you that she
was stubborn.” She said giving him a sympathetic smile. Clint walked up
and looked at them.
“Ok, who is going to tell me what is going
on?” He asked with his hands on his hips.
Hello lovies! I’m so honored that 1600 of you have decided to follow my shenanigans! And to celebrate, I’ve decide to host my first writing challenge! And since it’s my first challenge, the prompts are all based on firsts.
This is Supernatural and Marvel Challenge- I’d love to have writers from both fandoms. There are prompts specific to the two fandoms, plus a few general prompts to be applied towards characters from these two fandoms. I’m also encouraging FIRST TIME WRITERS. If you’ve never written anything, posted anything, shared anything- please join.
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1. Must be following me (duh.) Send me an ASK with the # of the prompt you want to sign up for. Send me a second choice too please.
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2. Must be reader inserts (”you” or “I” pronouns) or an OFC. No ships please.
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A/N: send me some angsty prompts, i want a good cry.
“Tony, pass me the sauce, please.” Steve said after he took a bit of the steak he had made earlier.
A minute passed and Tony didn’t even look up from his steak, eating contentedly.
Steve sighed; Tony was a very stubborn man. He only wanted to wear his hearing aids when he wore the Iron Man suit – which he wore less frequently know, since he’s technically retired, but that didn’t stop Tony from occasionally joining in on a fight – he insisted that he was perfectly fine without them, but Steve knew that he did need them.
Because Tony was sitting next to Steve at his seat on the edge of the table, and Tony couldn’t hear him.
“I don’t think he heard you, pops.” Peter said, talking with his mouth full.
Tony didn’t even seem to know that he was being talked about.
“Yeah, he didn’t.” Steve said, looking at Tony, “And don’t talk with your mouth full.”
“Tony, pass me the sauce, please.” Steve tried again.
Okay I’m growing increasingly grumpy from all the hate posts on Steve and now I’m gonna vent.
Steve was a self-righteous hypocrite
How was he self-righteous? Like Tony, he was trying to do what he thought was right. Tony wasn’t wrong but Steve wasn’t wrong in not being onboard with the accords. If aliens had attacked the Earth and the Avengers weren’t allowed to act right away if at all, what do you think would happen? More people would die than if they did act. Do you think the aliens would care about hitting innocent people with dubris?
In fact Steve considered about going along with it but then Sharon quoted Peggy, the woman he had loved who had just died and that moved him to standing up for what he believed in. It wasn’t a matter of right or wrong, it was a grey area just as it was for Tony. Tony wasn’t a villian for what he thought but neither was Steve. You villianise either of them and your missing the entire point of the debate. (If anyone was self-righteous IMO it was Rhodey and even the Vision occasionally but that’s neither here nor there).
Also there’s the fact that he wanted to protect his friends (which includes Tony, he never wanted to fight him that much was obvious in the film). Tony had made a misguided mistake in locking Wanda up like a prisoner. Both Wanda and Steve both took responsiblity for messing up but you all keep banging on about poor Tony but deliberate ignore the fact that Steve is still a flesh and blood human with emotions. Tony has PTSD but so does Steve.
Hello does world war 2 ring a bell? and being under ice for 70 years to wake up in a whole different time and world to what he knew. Then add in Hydra in SHIELD and Bucky and he has plenty of reasons to be traumatised himself. And nobody even acknowledges that he’s probably kept up with nightmares and struggles with doing what he believes is right against what the government is telling him is right.
Which leads me to the next argument.
Steve was selfish for protecting Bucky
How? becoming a fugitive and almost getting killed and arrested doesn’t seem very selfish to me. And yes all of this was motivated for his love for Bucky (and I don’t mean romantic love but take it as you want to take it), but can you blame him? Bucky was his first friend and took care of him when he wasn’t superhuman but sickly and barely able to care for himself. He protected him and defended him. He’s Steve’s family. Wouldn’t you do anything for family? If the roles were reversed and say it was Happy or Rhodey in Bucky’s shoes, I’m sure Tony would have done close to the same thing (until now Tony’s never been much for being told what to do by the government).
You also have to remember that as much as it sucks for Tony losing his parents and for Howard and Maria to die, that was all on Hydra. Bucky was a victim too. He had no sense of agency, no free will, no mind of his own. He was nothing but a shell or a human weapon. He had no way to say no this is wrong. He was forced to go against everything he believed in and work for the very organisation he had sacrificed his life fighting against. He was a prisoner of war and tortured numerous times, more brutally and in an even greater way than Tony was in the cave.
If Steve hadn’t protected Bucky and had stayed out of it, what do you think would have happened? Bucky, a veteran and prisoner of war would either a) been wrongly killed by T’Challa for his father’s death that he actually never caused, b) killed by Tony for his parents deaths (you all act like Tony was an innocent man getting brutally maimed by superhumans but you convienently forget that he was wearing his iron man suit that was built to take blows from forces much stronger than Steve and Bucky as well as able to use leathel force against the same people but more on that below) or c) killed on sight by the government and made into a scrape goat.
Steve left Tony in Siberia to die
No he didn’t. He stayed until he made sure help was on it’s way for Tony which it was, he heard FRIDAY say so and then left with Bucky. What do you think would have happened if he’d stayed? Both him and Bucky would have either both been imprisoned with the rest of their friends in that awful sea prison or both been killed on sight. Not to mention they were both half dead themselves because despite being superhumans they can in fact be killed and hurt (hello, Steve almost died in Cap 2 and did die in the comics), and Tony was not pulling his punches. He tried to kill both Steve and Bucky using lethal force with the blasts in his suit.
Steve wasn’t trying to kill Tony. He was trying to depower him so he couldn’t kill Bucky. The man came pretty close to it with blasting off Bucky’s arm. Can’t blame Steve for being angry for that but neither do I blame Tony for his emotional reaction, even though he really should have remembered that Bucky was brainwashed. As a man with that suit, he had a responsiblity to not to abuse the power that came along with it. He could have arrested Bucky or or at least waited for the proper authorities but instead he tried to kill him himself, consumed in vengence.
If you even watched the film, you’d have seen that Steve did not want to fight Tony. He pleaded with him, he didn’t want to fight but Tony was hell bent.
That said I will admit that Steve should have told Tony the full story about Bucky and his parents then maybe that whole scene could have been avoided. But I can’t blame him for being wary about telling him. Maybe Steve was selfish for that but give me a break, Bucky is his last remaining friend and family from his old life. He loves him as much as you’d love a family member. Tony was willing to kill for Pepper, Rhodey and Happy.
Besides, at the end of it all, Steve still cared so much for Tony that he sent him a letter and give him a burner phone. He’d be willing to risk imprisonment to be there for Tony if he needed him. So tell me how is he selfish? Both Tony and Steve did a lot of things wrong and were both misguided in the way they went about things but neither were selfish or wrong or right. It was a grey area so stop trying to make Steve a villian in Tony’s manpain.
Regardless, they’ll most likely kiss and make up properly in infinity war or beforehand.