irloctopus

Everyday my director comes to turn on the tv in the lobby. He presses the corner of the tv (which does nothing) but I secretly turn it on with a remote behind him so now he just thinks he has to press it like 5 times for it to work but sometimes I’m a dick and will turn it off and on so he keeps pressing it and trolling him is the only kind of small joys I will ever get from working for the government tbh