iris theatre

A Violating App

SPOT 4: LX, there’s a guy in the front row house right who is writing a novel on his phone right now.

LX: Okay, SM is going to tell the ushers.

SPOT 5: I gave the guy a serious look from up here, so I’m pretty sure that’ll stop him.

SPOT 6: Will you add that to your cue sheet?

SPOT 5: Yes. Cast a Serious Glance at all Phone Violators.

SPOT 1: As in “people who violate phones”?

SPOT 6: Ew.

SPOT 4: Is there an app for that?

*Submitted by The Magic Numbat