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My entire life has been marked by two things. First one is change. From when I was a kid, to when I was an adult… things were always changing. But no matter how different things became or what new challenges that I had to face, I always had the other thing that my life was marked by. And that’s you. You’ve always been there. As… a friend, as a partner, as the love of my life. You’re my home, Iris. And that’s one thing that will never change.

When King Regis calls (part 2)
  • Noctis: Guys it's my dad again PLEASE shut up!
  • Everyone: Okay
  • Noctis: Hey da--
  • Luna: NOCTIS I AM LEAVING YOU FOR CINDY
  • Ravus: GIVE ME THAT NEEDLE
  • Nyx: NOW THAT'S A SWEET ASS.
  • Ignis: That's it! I'm making pot brownies!
  • Gladio: *Actually smacked Noctis's ass causing him to yelp* Grrr!
  • Iris: NOCTIS IS GOOD AT ORAL
  • Aranea: Come to momma pretty boy!
  • Prompto: *a weird selection of sexual noises*
  • Ravus: LUNA WHAT THE FUCK PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
  • Nyx: MY BODY IS READY
  • Noctis: ....
  • Noctis: Dad I swear it's not---
  • -dial tone-
  • Noctis: seriously fuck you guys.