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Flour power starlet is still having her cake and eating it
Published 11/04/2014 | 22:52
From Beatles ex to cupcake queen, British
flame-haired beauty admits she’s not too posh to penny pinch.
Jane Asher has just celebrated her
68th birthday this week. And the British queen of baking is sure to have
marked the occasion with a cake made by someone else for a change.
you, jetting into Dublin to launch her new bakeware range recently, the
glamorous actress certainly doesn’t have the look of a woman who scoffs
too many cupcakes.
“Although I love baking, I don’t have a particularly sweet tooth,” says Jane. “I’ve always been skinny.
“I know, I know, it’s annoying, isn’t it?”
her tiny waist, flame-red hair and infectious grin, Asher has hardly
changed since her star-making turn in Alfie, and of course, on the arm
of Beatle Paul McCartney back in the Sixties.
she floats into Town Bar & Grill in a form-fitting cream frock and
freshly blow-dried tresses, the mum-of-three is still turning heads too.
answer to anything,” jokes Jane as we peruse the menu at the Kildare
Street eatery. “To some people, I’m the old bird from the Sixties, or it
could be from the cake books.
lot of people think of Alfie because it was such a big iconic film,”
adds the star, who played one of Michael Caine’s lovers in the 1966
“I don’t think, those iconic things, you realise at the time. It’s just like doing another job.
“When I first saw it, I thought: ‘This is going to be very important’.
“People tend to forget how it wasn’t just Michael Caine having all the girlfriends, ‘Oh isn’t it fun’.
“It was quite serious, the abortion scene and all.”
was only after becoming a mum herself that Asher later put her acting
career on the back burner, and embarked on another more family-friendly
one as a celebrity cakemaker.
her ‘flour’ power empire includes a cake shop in Chelsea, where she
lives with her husband Gerald Scarfe, and countless baking books, as
well as her latest collection of kitchen accoutrements for Dealz.
Tucking into a platter of deep-fried prawn, however, Jane tells how it was all a complete accident.
can remember making gingerbread men with my mum and all that stuff,”
recalls the doctor’s daughter with a cut-glass accent. “I’ve always
“But if you’d said to me 30 years ago that I’d be running a cake business … it just sort of happened.
“When my children were small, I didn’t want to be away from home on location.
“That’s when really the other things became much more important. It’s not like I’m baking obsessed.”
protestations haven’t stopped the British media from painting Asher as a
sort of Stepford wife, whose image is as artificially sweet as her
cakes, occasionally sickly so.
some sort of image will float to the top,” Jane accepts. “If mine is
‘Miss Perfect’ — ‘oh goody, goody, isn’t she annoying?’ — I could do a
“You know what it’s like with the press.
“Even if you say something like, ‘My kitchen’s a mess’, it’s shock! horror! ‘Miss Perfect’s kitchen’s a mess!’
“Of course I’m not perfect,” she adds.
“When you do press stuff, you doll yourself up, but I’m not like that at home — I’m slopping around in jeans.
“People think, ‘Oh God, these people always look well’.
“It’s very misleading because for photographs you’ve got hair and makeup and lighting and all that sort of stuff.
all basically the same,” continues Jane, whose daughter Katie has
followed her into the business, “but as I say, that’s not how you get
“I’ve often looked at pictures of myself and thought, ‘I wish I looked like that!’
“You just have to go with it. If you worry about what’s written about you, you’d go mad.”
It’s a life lesson no doubt gleaned from her days as a ‘Beatles girl’.
dated Paul McCartney for five years during the band’s heyday, breaking
both male and female hearts everywhere when they got engaged in 1967.
But the wedding was infamously called off when the bride-to-be found the musician in bed with scriptwriter Francie Schwartz.
Unlike Schwartz, who told all in her biography, Asher has always maintained a dignified silence about the betrayal.
So it’s with well-practised poise that she talks about it without talking about it as the waiter clears our table.
ago, I decided to talk as little as possible about my private life,
which obviously included any boyfriends I might have been growing up
with,” says Jane, who wed renowned cartoonist Scarfe in 1981. “It was
definitely the right decision I think.
because, as I say, I have been happily married for 30-odd years, and I
always think it’s quite insulting to talk about old-whatevers.
always say to people, ‘I completely understand if that’s all you want
to talk about’,” she concedes. “Of course, I would expect [to be asked
“But I wouldn’t want to mislead you. I mean, God, it’s 50 years ago, so it’s not as if it’s recently in my memory.”
When it comes to wedding cake, Jane says the secret is to follow the instructions down to the milligram.
As for marriage itself, there’s no recipe for success, she insists: “There’s no secret.
and I have been together 43 years, and married not quite as long. It’s a
long time. I suppose it helped that maybe he wasn’t an actor.
the other hand, because he’s a political caricaturist for ‘The Sunday
Times’ and did all the Pink Floyd [art] work, we both encounter similar
worlds, so at least he sort of understood it.
“He’s incredibly successful in his own field.”
Most recently, Asher appeared on the big screen in romantic comedy I Give It a Year and on the UK stage in Moon Tiger.
her red hair though, which she’s confident means she’s got Irish roots,
the actress reveals her dream is to work opposite Michael Fassbender on
the Abbey stage.
“I’m afraid he’d play my son,” she laughs, “but still I’d be happy with that! He’s amazing.
is difficult,” a more meditative Jane agrees of the belief that there
are no good roles for older women in Hollywood, “but we all like looking
at beautiful young women.
“And yet, as we all know, men can soldier on into old age and get away with it.
“Of course there are things you’d love to do that you don’t get offered, but there’s always something that I can be doing.”
“I’d like to work in Ireland,” adds the actress.
“I remember a particularly wonderful holiday my husband and I had driving around Galway. We vowed we’d come back.”
the pond, many scoffed at news of the well-bred star teaming up with a
budget brand to flog spatulas and cake tins for €1.49.
With her own eponymous London store not exactly rolling in the dough, however, Asher says she’s not too posh to penny pinch.
“It’s not an obvious tie-up,” she admits.
I liked the idea of producing a range that is very affordable,
particularly at the moment when people’s money is very tight.”
“It’s a struggle,” adds Jane of her own business ‘Jane Asher Party Cakes & Sugarcraft’.
honestly never really made much money and I’ve recently had to take out
another big loan, but I’m still there and it’s spun off to things which
have made me money which have kept it going.”
Novel-writing and charity work are among Asher’s other well-known nixers.
As we toast her birthday though, Jane maintains: “Acting is my real job. If I had to choose, I would give up the others.
“I hope to drop dead on stage,” she jokes, “or in the wings, preferably. I don’t want to frighten the audience!”
The Jane Asher Bakeware Collection is now available from Dealz stores nationwide (www.dealz.ie).