ireland aph

  • Austria: I just remembered that one time I fucked up and my army killed 1000 of its own men.
  • America: If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth.
  • Republic of Ireland: If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead him
  • England: Scotland, Ire's being a dick again!
  • Ireland: watch yo mouth, shithead! You started it first!
  • England: did not!
  • Ireland: did too!
  • England: did NOT!
  • Ireland: did TOO!
  • England: now, can you lot see and understand how annoying this can get?
  • America: wow... we must've been so annoying omg.
  • Canada: I can feel the pain...
  • Ireland: see how we feel?? And it goes on, and on!
  • Australia: I got a headache on the first two seconds!
  • New Zealand: were we always like this? Wow...
  • Scotland: oh shut up! As the oldest I have to listen all three versions!! *silent sobbing*

buon compleanno, and breithlá sona duit! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ happy early birthday to the italy brothers, and to miss ireland! ( i’m too impatient to wait another day! )

ireland / molly belongs to the lovely @aph-poland. nvn

  • Wales: Hey where can I throw away this apple?
  • England: Oh just throw it away in the bushes, it's biodegradable.
  • Scotland: YOU'RE biodegradable.
  • England: Yes, yes I am.
  • Scotland:
  • Wales:
  • Republic of Ireland:
  • Northern Ireland:
  • Northern Ireland: You're biodegradable, I'm biodegradable
  • England: Callum, are you alright?
  • Northern Ireland: We're all biodegradable oh God *curls up in a corner*
  • England: .....ok Callum.
Meanwhile, the UK Bros
  • North Ireland: While were in this meeting, can we talk about the whole Brexit thing? I have a few questions.
  • Ireland: Not my problem.
  • England: Then tune it out, wanker!...What is it my perfect little brother?
  • Wales: *Rolls his eyes*
  • Scotland: Ow...
  • England: Everything okay over there, or do I need to halt our discussion?
  • Scotland: No, it's just my tooth. I'm fine, you were talking about brexit?
  • North Ireland: Yes, uh, I was wondering-
  • Scotland: Ouch...ow...
  • England: Do you need an ice pack or something?
  • Scotland: You know what, let me just- *Pulls out pliers*
  • North Ireland: Woah-woah! Wait don't-!
  • Scotland: *Pulls out his tooth*
  • Ireland: Oh my god!
  • Wales: *Screams*
  • ......
  • Scotland, aside: The dentist pulled it out yesterday, but it's always important to let your allies know you can tolerate immense pain.
  • England: *Unconscious on the floor*
  • Scotland: Plus it's always funny to see Artie faint!