ireland aph

IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU FUCKED UP
  • Austria: I just remembered that one time I fucked up and my army killed 1000 of its own men.
  • America: If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth.
  • Republic of Ireland: If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead him

buon compleanno, and breithlá sona duit! ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ happy early birthday to the italy brothers, and to miss ireland! ( i’m too impatient to wait another day! )

ireland / molly belongs to the lovely @aph-poland. nvn

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Scotland: “Flying mint bunny doesn´t exist it´s actually just Northern Ireland in a costume”

DICKBAG
  • Republic of Ireland: What do you want dickbag?
  • England: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?
  • Republic of Ireland: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."