iramako

When you see the sexual tension between two characters grow so strong you’re just shouting at the screen/text like:

“JUST FUCKING KISS EACHOTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!  I WILL GO INTO THAT DAMN TV/BOOK AND DO IT MYSELF!! 😠😠😠”

  • Person A and B: *Making out in a room*
  • Person C: *Knocks on door*
  • Person A: *Sits up* "Shit"
  • Person B: *laying on stomach*
  • Person A: "what do we do B?"
  • Person B: "continue??"
  • Person A: ...
  • Person B: *puppy dog eyes*
  • Person A: "why do you do these things you do"

Person A-D are in B’s car driving on the highway. It’s 2am in the morning and everyone is very tired. Person B stops at a rest stop get to some gas for the car. After, Person B comes back to the car.

Person B: okay we’re half way there, who’s driving now.

*everyone points to person B*

Person B: wait, we all promised that one of us would drive the next 4 hours to our destination. 

Person D: I’m too tired

Person C: I have a bad foot, it fell asleep

Person B:……..

Person C:  A will do it

*Person B looks at A*

Person A: *picks up the soccer ball from his/her feet and puts it under his/her shirt* I can’t , I’m pregnant. 

Person B:……..

Person A: I’m not putting our child in danger.

  • Canon: Hi friend, here's a great piece of media with a neat cast of char-
  • Me: i ship the big one and the small one
  • Canon: Don't you want to see these other two? See, their romance is one to end all for the ages! They go through so much-
  • Me: i want to see the big one mcfucked up over the small one
  • Canon: But-
  • Me: BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL!
Valentines: high school AU

*in the hallway between classes*
Person A: (a stuttering/blushing mess, trying to ask B to accept his/her sweets and be their Valentine).

Person B: (smiling at how cute their little dork is, and gives them a kiss on the cheek).

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*Person C, D and E are watching from a distance*  

Person D: *thinking* okay, now that is just too fucking cute. 

Person C: *thinking* Should I smile or should I slap both of them because there are single people like me who don’t have a fucking Valentine

Person E: *thinking* I know B isn’t really a sweets fan, I hope he/she rejects the chocolates so I can eat them all.