iramako

  • Person B: I don't take shit from any bitch. I'm not afraid of anything and won't stutter at anything or anyone. Hell, they'll studder at me and my presence. I'm a bomb not to be messed with.
  • Person A: *passes by* hey B :)
  • Person B: [speaks unclearly in gibberish]
  • Canon: Hi friend, here's a great piece of media with a neat cast of char-
  • Me: i ship the big one and the small one
  • Canon: Don't you want to see these other two? See, their romance is one to end all for the ages! They go through so much-
  • Me: i want to see the big one mcfucked up over the small one
  • Canon: But-
  • Me: BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL! BIG AND SMALL!
  • Person A: why is it when I let you do the planning, it always ends with me saying "I told you so"
  • Person B: It's not that bad--
  • Person A: 7 cars are now on fire, there are sirens everywhere and people running for the hills. Oh, and there's C knocked out unconscious over there.