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Prom

(Nick and Judy relaxing at home.)

Judy: Did you ever date anyone before me?

Nick: Not….really…..

Judy: What do you mean “not really”?

Nick: During my teen years I took my cousin to one of my junior year dances. I wanted the other girls to get jealous and take notice of me…..it didn’t work…..I never got to go to prom the following year…..

Judy: Nick *hugs* I’m so sorry to hear that…….*reaches in her pocket*

Nick: What are you looking for?

Judy: *starts to play music from her IPaw* I can’t change the past, but let me be the prom date you never had.

Nick Wilde Spotify Playlist Review

I Because people like @sailormew4 and @pepoluan wanted to hear my opinion on this. Let’s do it:

Born To Be Wild (Steppenwolf) - Immediately. Not even a second IMMEDIATELY this playlist let you know that you are in for a roller coaster of puns.

Walk On the Wild Side (Lou Reed) - /A hustle here and a hustle there/ Now we’re punny AND accurate.

Cobrastyle (Teddybears) - Everyone needs that one catchy ass song where you can barely understand the lyrics but you just gotta shake your tail when you hear it.

6 Underground (Sneaker Pimps) - And just like that it went angsty-just like the fox…just like the fox.

The Fox (Sleater-Kinney) - “Get it Carrots? Cause I’m a FOX!”

King Of The World (Weezer) - In case anyone forgot Nick is arrogant and is in love with Judy…but also bitterly thinks he has no future with her because he’s a dumb fox.

San Franciso (Foxygen) - I’m not even going to talk about the song we all know he got it for that pun of a band name.

The Wolf (Miniature Tigers) - /I moved up close I felt you sweat/I kissed you on your neck and you got wet/ Woah, woah, WOAH Nick! Keep it in your pants geez both your mother and Judy probably snoop through your iPaw.

The Lovecats (The Cure) - “I’m not in love with Carrots! YOU’RE in love with her! I bet you even stare at that perfect soft fluffy fantasy worthy cotton tail you perv!”

Under Cover of Darkness (The Strokes) - This was downloaded after he was told he was ‘so much more than that’.

Fragments (Thievery Corporation) - Uh…insert Nick is a broken creature line here?

Almost Ready (Dinosaur Jr) - Of course he got some motivational songs for Academy training.

Two Princes (Spin Doctors) - OH MY GOD IS THIS A LOVE TRIANGLE THING INVOLVING JACK SAVAGE!? Or did Nick finally meet Gideon and found competition where there was none.

Evil (Interpol) - Nick and Judy are dating and deal with relationship problems and prejudice and so on.

The Distance (Cake) - Nick totally sang this out loud when he finally got the hang of Academy training and just rubbed it in the doubters’ faces/But others say it may be about Nick’s dad. And I can totally see that.

Devil Side (Foxes) - I already knew and loved this song before I found this playlist so this one is important to me. I feel like Nick would put this on after he has a fight with Judy, just letting the bitterness and cynicism that’s been carved into his soul get in the way of his happiness and he has to play this and imagine it’s Judy saying the words so he can be motivated to fix the problem.

Blindfold (Morcheeba) - An emotional reminder that Judy is the best thing to ever happen to Nick.

She’s A Lady (Tom Jones) - I…This one speaks for itself.

Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees) - HELP! I IMAGINING NICK DANCING TO THIS WITH HIS DORKY MOVES AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!!

Danger Zone (Kenny Loggins) - As the trash I am I’m going to assume this stands for Nick wanting to…you know…with Judy.

Open Road Song (Eve 6) - This is a toughie but I’m just going to assume it’s a pick me up song from before Nick met Judy.

Fly (Sugar Ray) - We get it Nick you love Judy and your mother is waiting to hear wedding bells.

Hanginaround (Counting Crows) - So either Nick’s dark life before Judy or…MAYBE his dad??

The Way (Fastball) - …Uh… I don’t…I don’t like what story this song is telling. Nick…how many tragic backstories do you have?

What Does the Fox Say (Ylvis) - YOU FUCKING DID IT DISNEY! YOU WENT AND SAW THE CORNIEST JOKE THIS MOVIE HAS RECEIVED AND YOU RELENTED! NOW I KNOW THAT NICK SPENDS HIS ALONE TIME SINGING THIS OUT LOUD AND DANCING AROUND IN HIS HOUSE THAT’LL NEVER GO AWAY! 

(I was going to do the whole thing but my internet connection is getting wonky so I will just make the reviews separately)

small things in zootopia that make me unnecessarily happy:

• bellweather’s outfits
• judy’s pouty annoyed face
• the way nick says ‘darn it. it’s a bummer.’
• hamster businessmen
• future godmother judy
• nick eating the tiny wedding cake
• nick’s laughing face
• 'we are good at multiplying’
• chief bogo dancing
• nick’s terrible fashion sense
• the artists and songs on judy’s ipaw

i mean i love everything about this film but the little details and stuff just add so much to it 👍👍