ioudasiscari

ok ok psii I have a great fucking idea here

ready?
you can get money doing barely anything by claiming to be an authority on human culture
you dont do shit because all you have to do is say what I tell you about humans
and it’ll always be right
you’ll be considered a genius
they’ll pay just to hear you talk
how about it? 

ioudasiscari replied to your post:

the names psii„ IIm a helper„ and IIve got some iinfo on humans you miight fiind very useful

I DEEM YOU NOW MY NEW BEST FRIEND, PSII HELPER, AND WE SHALL BE THE BEST OF NORMAL BUDDIES FOR EVER AND EVER.

AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT I (THE GREAT ZIM!!!!!!!) DON’T ALREADY????

Fine

Forget It
Psii I Am Sorry But I Cannot Help You
I Am Sorry For Telling You That I Could Help When I Really Could Not Do So 
Phylus I Do Not Know You Really But Im Sorry For Wasting Your Time
I Will Do All I Can To Find You A Proper Auspistice But I Myself Cannot Take That Position At This Time

Ratakk
As Much As I Appreciate Your Concern And Help In The Future Please Bear In Mind That You Are No LongerMy Moirail And Therefore Do Not Have An Official Say In What I Do With My Quadrants

ioudasiscari  asked:

Hey you you're the person who used to go by the URL hateplaya right I remember you at some point you drew an adorable tubby Karkat and that's been my headcanon ever since and now look at you there are people on my dash being nervous about talking to you and I'm like ong you're tumblr famous now what do you know :,)

i sure was hateplaya!!!

god it’s been a while since i had that url!

omg that is just so cute aaa im not famous at all though i’m a big loser omg i i dont know what to say!!!

i’m glad i could help you form a headcanon

omg i dont know

what to say i

 

ioudasiscari  asked:

Shhh shhhhh it's okay. You know we're just one update away from Hussie doing something to completely subvert everybody's expectations and ruin the ship forever. As is the Hussie way.

IM SORRY I’M JUST SO UPSET. THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED. ((once again because of the shippers having ruined everything about erisol for me. also for being fucking stupid in the first place)