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Who you should fight: RVB AI edition

Alpha: What the hell is wrong with you? Alpha has been through enough—being tortured by the Director,  all the shit he went through with the Blues, which includes but is not limited to time travel and dying a fuckton of times. Let him rest. Do not fight Alpha.

Beta: Holy shit man I mean if you think you can survive. Did you see what she did to the Reds?? And literally anyone and everyone who has crossed her??? Girl’s a fuckin badass who could fuck you up if you even tried it. Do not fight Beta.

Delta: Look I know we all love Delta but c’mon. You know you wanna. Go for it. Punch the nerd. Steal his lunch money. Fight Delta.

Epsilon: Epsilon has been through enough my pal. He’s tired and upset and lonely and holy shit leave him alone??? Let him rest?? Do not fight Epsilon.

Eta: Why would you. Want to fight Eta. Eta is Alpha’s joy. Why would you do this. Do not fight Eta.

Iota: Why??? Iota is Alpha’s fear why would you???? Do this????? Do not fight Iota.

Gamma: Honestly like, go for it. I mean, he assisted in torturing Alpha. His knock-knock jokes are awful. Still; go easy on him. He lost Wyoming. Fight Gamma.


Theta: Okay first of all why would you want to fight this cinnamon roll. Look deep into yourself to see if you can find the answer. You can’t, can you? That’s right bc Theta is a sweet child. Even after he killed a bunch of people in a murderdome he looked to North for approval okay leave the purple child alone. Do not fight Theta.

Omega: Oh yea man. Fight this guy. He’s dramatic and kinda scary but he’s actually a huge nerd. Punch him. Fight Omega.

AI Kid story time stuff

North:*reading a book to Theta* And then Red Riding hood and her grandma lived happily ever after. The End.

Theta:*sleepy* more story dad.

North: Kiddo it’s bedtime.

Theta: pleeeeeeaaaase?

North: *smiles softly* Alright. One more and then it’s time to sleep.


Delta: Father can you read me a book.

York:Sure kiddo. Which one do you want?

Delta: The pop-up book about the history of medicine and medical practices.

York:….Don’t you want  Three Little Pigs or something?

Delta: It is Fiction. Pigs cannot build houses and Wolves cannot blow them down.

York: Fine but we’re skipping the amputation chapter deal? You don’t need to be dreaming about that.

Delta: Very well.


Wash: Epsilon get back here!

Epsilon: I do what I want BITCH! *running around and chugging a Red Bull and Wash’s Deadpool comics*


Tex: Kid go the fuck to sleep.


Tex: Its one in the morning. Go.To.Sleep.



Carolina: Cant you two choose on a story?

Eta: But Three Little Pigs is scary!

Iota: Aw cheer up bro! The pigs win in the end!

Eta: But what if its a representation of our demise?

Carolina: The fuck?


Maine:*playing an audio book of Grimm Brother’s Fairy Tales*

Sigma: *wide awake and just listens*

Maine: (Kid you need to sleep)

Sigma: I must hear about the evil queen’s demise.


Wyoming: I think you should sleep instead of reading knock-knock jokes a loud.

Gamma: *stares at Wyoming with a look of “you’re kidding right?”*

*both burst out laughing and dont care about sleep*

Leonard Church: prince of heart.  inventing so many new and creative way to torture himself and shatter his own identity, they had to write whole new laws.

The AIs' music preferences

Sigma: claims he likes all types of music, but starts twitching if you play top 40 and will physically fight you if you play country

Delta: likes slow ballads and York’s indie trash

Gamma: next level obscure electronic remixes that you’re pretty sure isn’t actually music but a cacophony of sounds. The only time you recognize any of the songs they’re the Kidz Bop versions. You have no idea if this is ironic or not

Omega: screamo but not hardcore metal, like the pop punk screamo garbage that 13 yr olds listen to. Cries when he sees Falling In Reverse live

Theta: any genre of pop. As long as there’s a consistent upbeat beat they can jam. Likes Melanie Martinez a lot

Epsilon: a horrible mixture of top 40, country and emo. Never give Lon the aux cord

Eta: listens to classical to try and calm eir anxiety. It does not calm eir anxiety

Iota: also listens to classical. I don’t know what genre Colbie Caillat is but that.

Alpha: the same as Lon but without the emo. At least, you THINK there’s no emo but then you go three folders deep and find nothing but Dashboard Confessional

Tex: has a rock playlist for when she’s working out. Loves pop country and is not at all ashamed of it.

Pack Hierarchy

As everyone knows there are different “positions” in a dog pack: alpha, beta, gamma/delta, epsilon, zeta, iota, kappa, and omega. I’ve been asked on multiple occasions “How do I know where I fall on the chart?”. Well, here this is a post to help decipher the differences between the four main positions. If your pack is larger, you can incorporate the other positions into your hierarchy and assess the differences on your own. 

ALPHA: no one is above them, takes charge, leader mentality, stern, demands respect once it’s earned, most dominant, protective, strong, refined, respects others but will not be swayed from their position, understanding, urges their pack members to explore and learn

BETA: will take charge when need be, loyal, versatile, will allow someone above them (an Alpha) when respect is earned or when they are forced from their position, obedient, independent when alone, reserved, determined, will challenge their Alpha

GAMMA/DELTA: can take charge but normally doesn’t want to, friendly, wise, doesn’t mind sharing their position with someone of equal status, problem-solver, good friends with their equal, fluctuates between dominant and submissive, quirky, unique, usually younger

OMEGA: (there can be more than one omega in a pack) does not like to take charge, shy, playful, energetic, enjoys someone being above them, treats everyone as their superior, can be annoying and knows it, comic-relief, skittish, easily scared, childish

[ * this is based off my own personal experiences and can differ from person to person ]

if any of you guys have pets named after rvb characters please let me know i’m curious? 

for example, this is my betta fish epsilon!

anonymous asked:

Hey there. Tall-Omega-Anon here [TOA for short]. I have a question about the other dynamics. How do their scents differ from their more well known counterparts?

Jupiter Dynamics:
Alphas smell more like spices
Gammas smell more like the wilderness
Epsilons smell more like vanilla
Diana Dynamics:
Betas smell more like the ocean
Deltas smell more like candles
Juno Dynamics:
Iotas smell more like flowers
Sigmas smell more like baked pastries
Omegas smell more like fruits
Mercury Dynamics:
Thetas smell more like heavy cologne
Zetas don’t smell like anything

They save you from getting hurt (AI Units X Spartan! Reader) [Requested]

Alpha: You loaded up your gun and cocked it, being deep in thought you forgot to set your trackers.
“Dude, someone is coming up behind you with a dagger.” Alpha’s voice rang in your mind. You slipped out one of your throwing knifes and through it behind you hitting a person in the heart.
“Thanks Alpha.” You said while walking away from the dead body.
“Kinda doing my job, by the way I set your trackers for you.”
Gamma: Running down the halls of a building trying to get to the control panel, you weren’t being to careful.
“I would suggest not going down the next hall on the right.” Gamma said, appearing on your shoulder.
“But that way is a short cut.” You replied.
“Two hallways to the right should be a shorter path besides I would prefer you in one piece.” You smiled.
“Thank you, G.”  

Delta: Jumping off a ramp, you landed in the middle of the base. Everything was dark and you couldn’t turn on you helmet lights or they would find you.
“It would be best to stick to the left, Agent (Y/n).” Delta said in your mind.
“I told you just call me (Y/n).” You replied, quickly moving to the left. “Why did I need to move?”
“Apologizes, the system is less liking to fire at you from this side.”
“So that’s a good thing?”
“Affirmative, you won’t get injured this way.”
“That’s cute.” You said to yourself.
Epsilon: “You should really slow down.” He informed you while running through a firing zone.
“Why?” You replied.
“Well you should duck right now.” You dropped onto the ground before a bullet could hit you in the head.
“Oh, I see.” You got up and ran off again but this time alittle slower.
“Yeah, I’ll have your healing unit on standby.”

Eta & Iota: They had warned you before to enter with caution but you really didn’t listen, all you wanted was this mission to be over with.
“How much longer till we get to the core.” You asked.
“About 60 seconds.” Iota answered first.
“Be careful, we are sensing alot of enemies in that one room.” Eta added. You went to open the door but was stopped by the twins.
“(Y/n) don’t touch that.” Eta said.
“There should be another one to your right.” Iota finished. You used the other door but out of curiosity, you through a knife at the other door, only to have it explode.
Theta: You had accidentally fell into a trap, you closed your eyes not wanting to see the bullets dig into your skin. But the feeling never came, you opened your eyes to see a bubble shield spinning around you. A light appeared on your shoulder making you look at him in disbelieve.
“I hope you don’t mind, I didn’t want you to get hurt.” Theta said, nervously.
“I own you my life right now.” You said.
Sigma: You knew you should have been watching your tackers but you didn’t, the mission was almost over and you wanted to hurry.
“Agent (Y/n), I suggest moving to the right.” Sigma’s voice said in your head, you jumped to the right only to have a rocket fly past you, you quickly killed the enemy before you ran out of the building.
“Thanks for the heads up Sig.” You said.
“It’s my pleasure to help.”

Omega: For most of the mission he was quiet, you asked him a question, he would answer within second.
“Go straight and take a right.” His voice said. You decided not to question him and followed his directions.
“Why I’m I going this way?”
“Because there aren’t as much people to kill this way.”
“But that takes the fun out of everything.” You swore you heard him chuckle.
Cortana: You let out a sigh while sliding down some rocks.
“I hope you know, the ground is flooding with aliens.” Cortana said.
“Thanks for the heads up.”
“By the way you might want to move over to the right alittle, they will be able to see you.” You laughed and followed her advise.
“What would I do without you?”
“Most likely get shot.” You had to stop yourself for laughing.