Me: *makes a post I worked very hard on*
Post: *1 note*
Me: *shitposts at 3am*
Post: *50 000 notes, 10000 followers gained, post is trending, invited on the Ellen show, shook hands with Obama bc of this post, T-shirts are made, there is now a fandom dedicated to this post, won a Nobel prize, wars have ended, time has stopped all together*
3) They made Liam’s sister into a low level bridezilla and Cheryl into a martyr, like she made sure she looked like as much of a lagoon creature as possible so she didn’t upset the bride. 1DHQ is all about the misogyny: “Cheryl was VERY careful not to upstage the bride;” “Instead the singer made a point not to upstage the bride - and that meant a fairly plain-looking dress;“ etc.
3) This is Melly being Captain Obvs, but these were tagged by Xposure Photos, so they were 1DHQ-brokered. Not that they ever weren’t going to be.
it’s more of the same. I’m tired, you’re tired, Liam’s tired, sea otter who hates watermelon but eats it anyway is tired. It’ll end eventually though, and then it’s celebration fruit snacks and Tim Tams for everyone!
Thank you so much to everybody who came out to help with the trend today and helped spread the word. We trended both in the USA and Worldwide, kicking up notices about 20 minutes in the trend, which was awesome!
Don’t forget, the trend for Diggle starts now: Diggle Leads The Squad