invade russia

Russia: My country is much closer to you than your so-called state Hawaii. 


Russia: An invasion would not be as hard as you might like to tell yourself. 

America: ….so-called…? 

on a scale from one to invade russia the north in the winter

how bad is your idea

Les Amis as my god-awful tweets
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I may have watched this 10 times already

In 1938 a radio broadcast of H.G. Wellsโ€™ โ€˜War of the Worldsโ€™ caused public hysteria, as some believed we were really under attack by aliens from another world.

Almost 80 years later, we again succomb to irrational fears and hysteria over alien invaders, only this time the microphone is in the hands of our own president. The โ€˜invadersโ€™ are people who are simply seeking the same American Dream that many generations of immigrants have also sought and fought for.

Strangely, the public seems to largely ignore the actual efforts by a foreign government to create chaos and unrest and to usurp democracy in the free world. The real invasion of our American values and security is called a fake threat by the very leaders who are sworn to protect this nation.

—  โ€œWar on the Free World.โ€ litglob ยฉ 2017

anonymous asked:

Got Zutara fic recs?

I’d direct you to @kaf-kaf-kaf cuz she’s got the good stuff, but here’s some of my faves:

one shots

please (don’t) meet me under the mistletoe by akaiiko

“I have a plan. It’s a plan that’s kind of like invading Russia in winter. But it’s a plan.” Zuko finds the love of his life while hiding under a buffet table at his mother’s Christmas party and it’s not a complete disaster. [Zutara; Modern AU; Zutara Month 2016] [Rated T]

Here We Are by HiddenEye

“Zuko, my sister Katara. Katara, my roommate Zuko.” She blinks, the familiarity of the name hums in her bones as she stares at him. But then, she snaps herself out of her stupor by mentally shaking her head, realising she’s been standing there looking like an idiot that Zuko probably thinks she’s being weird. But, he doesn’t seem to notice as he blinks at her too. Zutara. [Rated T]

Even So by lewilder

A hundred years after Avatar Roku stops the Fire Nation’s attempts to take over the world, uprisings begin again in the Fire court. After the battles, the new Fire Lord, Zuko, seeks to reaffirm old alliances and looks for a bride from the Southern Water Tribe. Zutara, AU. Oneshot. [Rated T]

Bones by sadladybug

“Hmm. In the Fire Nation we do things a little differently. Would you like me to show you?” Her heart leaps into her throat. “Something other than palm-reading?” “Yes,” his warm breath skims over her ear. “Your future may be in your hands, but your character is in your bones.” A Zutara wedding night one-shot. [Rated M]

Five by YinYangSister

Everyone thought that the prospect of them was a joke; destined only to be told in comedic plays and such. But it was real; what they had was real, and what they felt for each other was real. It’s just that the world didn’t know about it; they still wonder, even to this day, if it is better that way. [Rated T]

As If Death Itself Was Undone by archiveidiotjello

Z/K Finale AU “‘It’s not right to linger like this,’ says the Death Spirit. ‘I don’t want to leave her,’ Zuko says. 'They never do.’” After being struck by Azula’s lighting, Zuko rejects death. [Rated T]

Smother by Like A Dove

Zuko and Katara both have a new talent, a talent that hides their feelings and smothers their secrets. Post-series. Response to Zutara Week 2011 prompt “Secret”. [Rated T]


I Was Not Magnificent by Like A Dove

When Zuko first meets the waterbender with the scars, he’s fascinated by her. His fascination quickly turns into something much more. Soon Zuko will have to confront his greatest enemy - himself. AU. [Rated M]

Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara…of a sort. [Rated T]

anonymous asked:

please tell us the dankest historian injoke memes, hot from the halls of research and peer review hell

Oh boy I love this!

Alright, here are some of them:

Robert Walpole, first Prime Minister of England, can pretty much be connected to any major historical event in a similar fashion to the Bacon Number

Aaron Burr, according to his personal diaries, is one of the most relatable people in history (spends money on ridiculous things, declined party invitations because of a massive pimple, wants to kill Alexander Hamilton, etc)

The British Have Made Everything Worse

Every nation on Earth committing troops to fight against the Boxer Rebellion because no-one wanted to be left out

Kropotkin’s obsession with bread

Colonists/explorers interpreting native stories as Silly Superstition, only to find out decades later that they were telling the truth

Committing Sepukku for the most minor of offenses

Suleiman the Magnificently Hatted

France and England hating each other for centuries

America’s Founding Fathers are Bad People

China repeatedly collapsing into petty kingdoms just when they were getting their act together

Greek philosophers basically being pretentious drunks

Asking minstrels to play the same song thirty times in a row

Islamic scientists figuring things out centuries before Catholic Europe, yet getting none of the credit

The only thing anyone knows for certain about Shakespeare is that we know nothing about him for certain

The French Monarchy being hilariously out of touch

King Louis (or any other appropriately arrogant monarch) giving himself away out of pride

Genghis Khan effortlessly conquering the entire universe while Europe dies from the plague

Joseph Stalin changing his birth name to the Russian equivalent of “Man of Steel”

The Thirty Years War started because some dude got thrown into a cart of manure

German mercenaries are the Fashion Police of Europe

Shaka Zulu got no chill

Captain Cook narrowly missing great discoveries by turning away at the last second

The King of Ethiopia playing every European power against each other and preventing the conquest of his country

Lets Invade Russia in the Winter for the Nth Time

Lets Charge Across No Man’s Land, The Germans Won’t See That Coming

Julie d’Aubigny Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome

Nero is Really Bad at killing his mom

Caligula, pump your brakes

Lesbians? In MY history!? It’s more likely than you think

Isaac Newton invented gravity, his hair just doesn’t know about it yet

Crusaders attacking and pillaging everyone and everything except the people they were supposed to fight

The Crusaders then return home confident that they Did The Lord’s Work

The Praetorian Guard straight up auctioning the Imperial Throne to the highest bidder

Rome’s incompetence increases exponentially the more trouble they’re in

Columbus is a Fucking Idiot

Don Quijote is real, I saw him fighting *insert inanimate object*

The Byzantine Emperors are hopelessly in love with their Scandinavian bodyguards

King James is Gay

Hey kids, wanna buy some South Seas stock?

“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and it’s rough, and it gets everywhere” - Marco Polo

Women can do everything men can, and they do it better/cooler/more effectively

There is no word for hope in Russia (there is, but iirc, there is no direct translation for the English word)


China does not want your awful trinkets, England

“I guess we have to sell them drugs” - The King of England

Napoleon was not short, guys

Seriously he was like just below the average height at the time

The King of Prussia wants the Tall Boys

“At least I got my potato juice” - Russian Serfs

How Many Countries can Britain Destroy

I’ll definitely do another one of these