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anonymous asked:

how can you ship j*/*/nerys when jonsa with actuall development and story is here

Hold my fucking beer

I’ve been really nice but this is too much. I didn’t ask anyone to convert to snowstrom/jonerys, I just want peace. I get it that people are upset but sending me stupid questions is not the solution. And now, let me introduce you to my anger translator, Mary. Mary has a message for you.

Mary:

HI! I’D REALLY FUCKING APPRECIATE IT IF Y’ALL WOULD JUST ACCEPT AND MOVE ON IT IS CALLED A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE FOR A REASON YOU THICKHEADED PEOPLE! I SPENT YEARS OF BEING CALLED A CRACKSHIPPER, A DELUSIONAL IDIOT ETC AND THENNN A FANDOM POPS UP FROM NOWHERE AND GOES OUR SHIP IS THE TRUE SHIP Y’ALL SUCK AND DON’T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT MY SHIP THAT ISN’T MENTIONED ANYWHERE MAKES

I really think we all should learn to stay away from each other if we can’t get along, you do you

Mary:

Y’ALL ARE ANNOYING WITH YOUR ASKS SPAMING MY BOX, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, I DESERVE NICE THINGS! I MADE THIS BLOG FOR MYSELF AND PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS COUPLE AND I’M THINKING ABOUT SHUTTING IT DOWN BECAUSE OF YOU! THE ONLY REASON Y’ALL ARE ATTACKING ME IS THAT YOU ARE STALE LIKE THE MOUNTAIN BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T GET A SEX SCENE THIS SEASON! YOU MADE ME QUOTE REDDIT NOW AND I AM ANGRY SO HERE IT GOES IT’S A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE NOT A SONG OF ICED LEMON CAKES AND IF HEAR THAT BULLSHIT JON IS BOTH I WILL STAB A BITCH!

Thank you all, from both Mary and me.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE HIDASHI SHIPPERS & HATERS (if you're not just carry on)

Revised this whole post! Considering how there’s over 200+ notes on this and I’m getting anon/reblog hate left and right, let me make this so clear and bright it will fucking bLIND YOU. 

1. You’re a child molester! You support rape! You-

Oh my god. Seriously? 

Just because I ship a pair of FICTIONAL CHARACTERStogether means I must think rape is okay, touching little kiddies is okay and I’m a pervert who like to watch little kids get fucked. Oh, and I must support incest too! 

  • rape is spiritually wrong and will cause the bad karma to destroy your soul and lead you to eternal damnation
  • touching children who are ignorant is fucked up and i cannot express how much i hate child molesters 
  • incest is incredibly weird and probably due to bad parenting or pent-up sexual energy and they get fucked up babies 
  • If you have raped or taken advantage of a child, you 

I am getting rather bored with this point because yes I’m a terrible person (though maybe not for the reasons you think), nope, I don’t really care about SJW because they remind me of the unpleasant overbearing Christians in my school who can’t accept that some people are fucked up and willing to deal with the disgusting aspects of this world and push people to go to church and ‘reform’. 

2. “You’re triggering people!" 

So? 

I get unpleasant reminders of myself sitting in the bathroom screaming into my hands while ripping out my flesh whenever I see pictures and 'social justice’ posts telling people not to cut. 

Don’t tell me about the sob stories out there about your friend who got raped/touched unpleasantly. Some Hidashi shippers have gone through the same thing. 

I am against incest.

For a good reason, anon. Don’t call me a liar, don’t laugh at what I have just shared, don’t fucking pity me. I never bothered telling my friends, or my family. I can’t believe I’m using this to make a point about a fictional ship.

But to those of you using your friends as case studies to come and debate with me about this?

Fucking hell.

Just like my old 'friend’ who told her whole clique about my cutting and depression and how they needed to ’cheer me up and make her feel more normal’, you are the worst

3. I feel triggered. 

Only one person has come to me about how the Hidashi tag has affected them personally, and I am sorry. I really am.

I hope the person who did that to you is prosecuted, canned, executed (because this is the penalty in my country), and you find peace and happiness and never see another Hidashi and whatever else triggers you post again. 

4. Hidashi is illegal. Child pornographers can get thrown in jail.

Yes, so is running a red light, speeding on the highway, littering, underaged smoking, drinking, driving without a license, assault, murder… and apparently drawing yaoi comics, writing fanfiction (hi), supporting a yaoi ship and roleplaying as Hidashi and Tadashi Hamada too!!!

  • Yes, Hiro is fourteen and his brother is nineteen, and people at these ages have different mindsets that might result in Hiro being traumatised as he grows- 

Oh wait. He can’t.

BECAUSE HE’S NOT REAL. 

And to whatever 'pedophile’ who’s reading and fapping off to our art and fanfics, okay, sure. Who am I to tell you what to do? 

But if you’re the kind of sicko who’ll actually act on perverted fantasies (everyone has those, but I guess it differs according to what you prefer), then you’ll get your fatass thrown in jail or whipped like you deserve, bitch. 

5. You’re ruining the movie for me!

Well the feeling’s mutual! Omg, we have so much in common! :o

6. Blacklisting Tags don’t work because you guys don’t know how to tag your disgusting, satanic bullshit!

I apologise for anything you’ve seen that has not been tagged and I strongly encourage every single Hidashi shipper who sees this to tag your art, posts and stories! We have to be considerate, even though these people are coming at us in a really hateful, nazi-english shipping war kind of way. 

7. Excuse me, why are you telling people to not hate what they hate?

No, I’m not. Go ahead!

JUST DON’T FUCKING TAG YOUR HATE IN OUR LOVE TAG, you’re fucking trespassing. 

No seriously, this is the last post I will make about this damn war (I’ve lost 3 long-time followers and it really saddened me), I swear, because I’ve been dwelling on these conflicting and annoying emotions when it occurred to me that I don’t have to deal with this

I actually have a life outside Tumblr. Wow, I nearly forgot! Can you believe that! All this shipping war bullshit is getting to me! It’s like I forgot I rarely talk when I’m on this website, I only reblog funny and yaoi stuff!

See, this is why anon hate is so fucking awful and weird!

In any case, I hope this revised version has brought more clarity and will help some of these haters to stop trying to pick a fight because you make us feel like shit = we’ll argue back = nobody is happy.

I rest my case!

So yeah, going out tomorrow to hang out with friends and I hope you guys get the idea and quit sending me anon hate because I will make stupid puns and laugh about it in my vines. 

Have a great day to all of you (I am not angry at anyone who’s sent hate to me, I was just disappointed and sad my points didn’t get through and we have such conflicting opinions), and to my fellow Hidashi shippers, I hope this made you feel somewhat better and please remember that these people aren’t important in your life! :)