intp intj friends

Why you should be friends with each type

INTJ: ever need a psychiatrist, a handyman or a politician? They can do all of that and much more. But they suck at anything heart-related (except if they’re a surgeon)

ENTJ: your personal sassy coach who won’t sugarcoat things and can help with your math/physics problems

INFJ: a better psychiatrist than INTJ 

ESTP: if you wonder what the catacombs look like, or what skydiving feels like, they can take you there and also fix your car

ESFJ: great wingpersons, will give you The Talk, knows shady stuff about everyone, hugs & cookies

ENFJ: Oscar Wilde once said that Art is being surrounded by pretty things, well they’re Art, also their life is a mess but they give good life advice

ENFP: their life is even messier and they give even better life advice, plus they’re a chance of them being the lovable kind of weirdo we all need in our lives

ISFJ: if you don’t have a wine mom or a vodka aunt, well now you have one

ISTP: Sherlock IRL, also they know where you put your keys

ESFP: idk a weird mix between your stereotypical stay-at-home mom and a fearless truck driver, they’ll save yo sorry ass and then make you regret ever being born

ISFP: a very shy fearless truck driver who likes loud music but hates everything else loud, they can make you realize your life is not as messy as you thought

INFP: they know you need to cry, crying is natural, it’s ok they got you 

ENTP: THE person with whom to share your secret kinks/conspiracy theories/family recipes/political views/memes

INTP: they can fix anything electronic, will come up with awful pranks that even you wouldn’t have thought to do, BAD puns that are hella funny, will hack the ppl you don’t like

ESTJ: chaotic neutral counselor, listen to them at your own risks

ISTJ: Sherlock IRL n°2, now you can have a Sherlock battle, also don’t gamble against them you’ll lose your money

Overly Analytical Problem #21
  • Person: It might be funny but I categorize my friends. You know... best friend, close friends, just friends, acquaintance friends... How about you?
  • What We Think: I have interesting psychological test subjects, less interesting psychological test subjects, uninteresting people who I just know it's socially polite to say "hi" to, and a few close friends to help me analyze the data...
  • What We Say: Yeah... I have something like that...

That which does not kill me, only makes me weirder and harder to relate to.

!!!!Introverts Unite!!!!  Separately… in your own homes…

If life gives you lemons – by INFJ

~ Based on the MBTI I know ~

ENFP: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade! :)

INFP: If life gives you lemons, make orange juice. That’ll confuse life *cinnamon roll’s laughter*.

INFJ: If life gives you lemons, throw the juice in life’s eyes and say “Fu** you, life”. (Sorry life. I was projecting my feelings on you).

ENTJ: If life gives you lemons… *insert inappropriate joke*.

INTJ: The lemons were neither organic nor juicy enough, so I bought my own.
If my lemonade can’t be perfect I won’t make it at all.

ISFJ: If life gives you lemons, why can’t life give me a date?

ISTJ: Life giving me lemons was part of the plan.

INTP (stops mid-laughing about something else): Sorry, what lemons?

I feel like if I lived in a house with my two friends, there would be a lot of passive aggressive notes left around the house.

INTP would leave sticky notes on everything that seemed displeasing or easy to make a pun off of.

INFP would get upset and leave an even more aggressive sticky note, stuck over INTP’s sticky note.

INTP would leave a pun on top of that one using INFP’s response.

INTJ would leave a single, well written note on the fridge to everyone, but mostly to INTP, to stop leaving sticky notes everywhere.

Mbti Reacting To A Crying Friend ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

INTP: … “look at that weather” … “its nice” 

INFP: “DONT WORRY ITS OK. HERE LOOK ITS THE PIC OF THAT VIRTUAL CHARACTER U LOVE SO MUCH” … “Hey but … you’ll be fine. The world is…” *goes on and on ends up having an existential crisis themselves*


INFJ: if you want to talk I’m here to listen … Really just take your time. You are fine really really. I’m here to listen.

ENFP: “OMG YOU ARE CRYING!! (/゚Д゚)/  OMG TEARS !! ARE YOU OK ?? Wait !!!! What am I saying?? You are crying of course you are not ok” *BIG HUGE HUG* “lets go out for a drink or something” :)

ENTP: *unconsciously cracks a joke* … *shows Memes* … *Puns* … *Cute animal pics* … … … “If you wanna talk I really don’t mind” … *more memes* … “I KNOW LETS GO GET DRUNK!!!”…. “ oh you need a hug???” … … … … … … “Fiiiine” *gives them a hug until they stop crying* … unconsciously cracks a joke again*

ENFJ : “WHO THE FUCK MADE U CRY????” (╯°□°)╯︵   “I’LL KILL THEM FOR YOU I SWEAR” … “Oh oh no no wait you’re alright”  *gives them a hug* *cracks a joke at the end*.

ESTP : “Hey don’t worry it’ll be fiiine like seriously. Please. Stop crying. Look memes. Want to join me in on a prank?? … no? WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION???”

ESFP : “YOU ARE CRYYYYING (ʘ_ʘ) . LOOK SHE’S CRYING  (/゚Д゚)/. EVERYONE SHE IS CRYING  \(*Д* \) . What to dooo???? X_X” *acts like some clown to cheer them up*

ENTJ : “well, life’s a bitch” -_-

ISFJ : “oooh dear don’t worry. You are ok. I’m here. Its fine”  *a big hug. gets them some food* (idk why don’t ask)

ISTJ: “U can always solve the problem its not the end of the world. want me to help u put out a plan??”

ISFP: (the clumsy one): “oh daamn. uuuuuh hey! i know! wanna go with me see some flowers?? its in this rly nice calm place. And um they r rly beautiful too” *gives a hug* “hey hey hey! don’t worry u can tell me whats wrong! rly … WE CAN EAT SOMETHIN’ TOO …. MUSIC IS GOOD TOO…” *ends up crying with them*  ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

ISTP: “oh well. wanna go out for a drink?”

ESTJ: “oh…. crying…. uuh…. ok….. welp?…. want me to kick someone’s ass for you? or nah?”

ESFJ: “ TEARS! oh damn. WHO DID THIS???  oh dear. Don’t worry I’m here if you need anything”

infp secret #38

i hate change, and i’m afraid to fall in love.

i hate watching my friends, my siblings, my cousins become a different person, and leave behind the people that used to be enough. i watch once stoic and independent people become whiny and clingy. i scroll through their instagrams that used to be filled with the adventures we used to take, and now it’s filled with their selfies of them and their “boo”.

they tell me “oh, just wait until you get a boyfriend!” well if that’s the cost of finding love, i don’t want it. people that i’ve let in close, let them see the real me– i’m not abandoning them for a boy! who do i fall back on if i desert the only other people besides my family that have stood by me? they are my family! 

maybe that boils down to commitment issues. i’m not really sure. i know, at our cores, infp’s have to be true to themselves, and the thought of me sacrificing the person i’ve become and all that i am for the sake of a boy horrifies me. 

i guess that’s why i’m still single.

ESFJ tidying around friends
  • INTP & INTJ: *watching ESFJ tidying around her friends"
  • INTJ: "Look at her- she just brought out a potted plant!"
  • INTP: "I don't know why she bothers."
  • ESFJ: *pours chips into a bowl*
  • INTJ: "She's so aware of her surroundings! Would you pour chips into a bowl?"
  • INTP: "Nah, I'd just eat them out of the pack."
  • INTJ: "Me too! Oh my goodness-"
  • INTP: "What?"
  • INTJ: "She just opened the blinds and- she's putting a tablecloth onto the table! I swear the FeSi is something else."
Hey Extroverts!

I appreciate your energy. The energy you put into your work, your friends, your family, and your life. I want to remind all of my fellow introverts that extroverts are lovely people and we need to remind ourselves to express our appreciation because sometimes we forget to express, although we think it.

Reblog if you are an extrovert-friendly blog!

I just don’t understand why people take online IQ tests seriously, I mean if you really want to know your intelligence quotient go to a psychologist and get it professionally done. Just because an online test tells you you’re a moron or a genius doesn’t actually mean you are one. 

stereotypical things the types have said around me

INTJ: do you think a moose could survive on the moon?

INTP: So you see, Obama is the Jesus of the ants.

ENTJ: I love face swapping with Kanye.

ENTP: This candle smells like weed. That shirt smells like weed. Everything in this store smells like bud!!

INFJ: How long do you think it’ll take before he realizes he’s the side bitch?

INFP: I spent $13000 on a white chair for this room…AND IT’S NOT EVEN REAL.

ENFJ: If I was a ghost do you think I could still get laid? like…have ghostitties?

ENFP: I saw this guy’s dog and I almost hit the sacred palm.

ISTJ: Extreme Photobombing should be considered an Olympic sport.

ISFJ: Someone please tell me that you can Ziploc bag a fart.

ESTJ: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T GET PIZZA ROLLS? NOW I’M- …hey Grandma…could you put mom back on? Thanks… -NOW I’M GONNA STARVE

ESFJ: Rip of your pants it’s go time.

ISTP: (in response to “why did you wave at that horse?’) Because hey…is for horses ((gigantic smile)).

ISFP: What if sperm was just ricotta cheese

ESTP: You meant that Drake? I thought you meant Drake and Josh Drake.