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2. Last phone call?

I called my friend Annika to ask if she had bread for my other friend Nick to eat cause he was sick but hungry and he could only eat bread without upsetting his stomach.

3. Last text message?

I texted this kid Vince in my Game Design group to let him know we have a meeting tomorrow.

5. Last time you cried?

LITERALLY LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS ON A LATE NIGHT WALK LMAO

7. Have you ever been cheated on?

No, but that’s not saying much because I’ve never been in a relationship that can be cheated on haha

11. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up?

Nope.

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?

None? (viiiiiiiiirgin)

17. This year have you laughed until you cried?

Yes! Reeaaaally late at night with my friend Nick we get a little loopy and everything is funny.

19. This year have you found out who your true friends were?

My true friends are my high school friends and I’ve been sure of it soooooo lmao

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for.

Spring break! I need to get away from college haha

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?

(((being cishet would be nice)))

37. What nicknames do you have?

People IRL have called me KG or Killa Gangsta (looong story), and online I go by Lenny.

41. Where did you go to Primary School?

I went to a little school in New Jersey called Allenwood Elementary. It was one of three or four elementary schools in my township.

43. Where did you go to High School?

I went to a charter school called Communications High School. It was pretty rad but very weird. Got some mixed feelings about it.

47. Do you have a crush on someone?

53. What was my first piercing?

Haven’t gotten one.

59. What am I eating right now?

Nothing.

61. What are you about to do?

Finish knitting this hat for Nick.

67. Lips or Eyes?

EYES. I am soooo attracted to people with nice eyes.

71. Romance or Spontaneity?

Neither lmao I just wanna chill and exist with someone I think is cool.

73. Sensitive or Loud?

Not really sure what this means tbh.

79. Have you ever had sex?

83. Have you ever turned someone down?

Nope.

89. Do you believe in heaven?

Not really sorry.

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?

Do I stay as myself as I am now? If so, there’s no point. If not, all the way back to the beginning of my life.

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Watch Hannibal Buress Expertly Shut Down A Heckler In Delaware

By Katla McGlynn

Here’s why some people who go to comedy shows should be held to a two-drink maximum.

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Sunday, comedian and “Broad City” star Hannibal Buress shows us the best way to deal with a heckler in the audience at the Grand Opera House in Wilmington, Delaware. Buress doesn’t just make fun of the (probably) intoxicated man who kept yelling out, he also relates to him — albeit on a smaller scale.

“I’ve done shit when I was drunk … not interrupt a show that 1,100 other people are watching,” he said. “When I’m drunk, I like to ruin one or two people’s nights: A cab driver, a bartender, a woman that I’m seeing …”

In addition to the off-the-cuff bit, Buress reminds the audience why people heckle in the first place (to get attention) and recommends how one can get that attention (hard work) instead of interrupting a show that even the heckler paid to see. And, how about this for a new term for hecklers?

“You, sir, are a social terrorist,” Buress suggested.

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Watch Hannibal Buress Expertly Shut Down A Heckler In Delaware

By Katla McGlynn

Here’s why some people who go to comedy shows should be held to a two-drink maximum.

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Sunday, comedian and “Broad City” star Hannibal Buress shows us the best way to deal with a heckler in the audience at the Grand Opera House in Wilmington, Delaware. Buress doesn’t just make fun of the (probably) intoxicated man who kept yelling out, he also relates to him — albeit on a smaller scale.

“I’ve done shit when I was drunk … not interrupt a show that 1,100 other people are watching,” he said. “When I’m drunk, I like to ruin one or two people’s nights: A cab driver, a bartender, a woman that I’m seeing …”

In addition to the off-the-cuff bit, Buress reminds the audience why people heckle in the first place (to get attention) and recommends how one can get that attention (hard work) instead of interrupting a show that even the heckler paid to see. And, how about this for a new term for hecklers?

“You, sir, are a social terrorist,” Buress suggested.

READ MORE HERE

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Man Gets In Cop’s Car, Gets Charged With DWI

By Sebastian Murdock

BRUNSWICK, N.Y. (AP) — It may have been the easiest driving while intoxicated arrest ever made by the New York State Police.

Authorities say a trooper was driving a marked patrol car Saturday night when he stopped to fill his gas tank at a convenience store in Brunswick, near Albany.

While the trooper was gassing up, state police say, a 50-year-old man from nearby Troy pulled in and parked next to the trooper’s car. Police say the man got out of his vehicle and walked directly into the trooper’s car.

Officials say the man showed obvious signs of intoxication and was questioned by the trooper. Police say the man failed field sobriety tests and was arrested for DWI. Trooper say his blood-alcohol content was 0.18 percent, more than twice the legal limit. READ MORE HERE

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Nicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Actor, Arrested For The Third Time In 5 Months

By Dominique Mosbergen

“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” actor Nicholas Brendon was arrested Friday in a Tallahassee, Florida, hotel on charges of criminal mischief and property damage.

Brendon had reportedly been in Tallahassee for the ALT*Con pop culture festival. As Gawker notes, it was the actor’s “third convention-related arrest” in recent months.

According to CNN, police found Brendon “in a state of confusion.” He was allegedly intoxicated and had caused damage to hotel property.

Per E! News:

The manager at the front desk told an officer … that Brendon had taken pills and alcohol and was walking around the hotel with blood on him and his clothes torn and wet from a toilet he says the actor had caused to overflow. During their conversation, Brendon arrived, wearing a T-shirt and pajama pants that had a crotch tear, the report stated.

[…] “I observed him with toothpaste all over his face and shirt, his pants were torn, he had defecated on himself and his pajama pants were wet below the knees,” the officer wrote in the report.

Brendon was reportedly placed under arrest and released on Saturday after posting bail.

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Taraji P. Henson Says Her 20-Year-Old Son Was Racially Profiled So She Found One Way To Help Resolve It

By Brennan Williams

As the investigation on this week’s brutal arrest of University of Virginia student Martese Johnson continues, many UVA students have decided to protest Johnson’s detainment. Johnson was charged with public swearing, intoxication and obstruction of justice by Virginia Alcoholic Beverage Control agents on Wednesday, who left his face bloody and body bruised.

Johnson’s controversial arrest has once again highlighted America’s issues of violent police interactions with Black men. It has also led to widespread concerns from students, parents and celebrities alike who have spoken out about these problems through a number of different platforms.

Among them is Academy-nominated actress Taraji P. Henson who recently shared stories of racial profiling that her 20-year-old son has experienced.

In the Feb./March 2015 issue of Uptown Magazine, the “Empire” star recalled how her son was once profiled by police at the University of Southern California. As a result, Henson said she found one solution to lessen the chances of it happening to him again — by deciding to enroll him into a Historically Black College or University.

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