Now, don’t scroll past this. It’s Serious Information.
I have a theory. And that theory…is that Alexander David Turner, singer of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets, is actually a grandfather.
Here is my Proof™
1) He looks like an elderly. The way he dresses is quite old-fashioned, I would say, and even his hair is quite grandpa-like.
2) He acts like one. He’s not the greatest with speaking, or, let’s face it, grammar. He’s not “up with the kids”, either.
3)The most important piece of evidence: In an interview around 2013/2014, the interviewer asks how old Alex and Matt are. Alex can’t remember if he’s 28 or 29. The reason? He’s secretly much older, and he couldn’t remember what age he was supposed to be, as the media made him pose as a Young Person™
4)Now, about his girlfriends. You might ask, “If Alex is older, why has he had such younger girlfriends?” The answer - Arielle, Alexa, and Taylor…are his children.
And that, my friends, is proof that Alex Turner is indeed a grandpa.
Surprise! TaylorLautner stopped by Ryan Seacrest for an interview on his radio show → Listen to it here
He talked about celebrating his 21st birthday, working on the Twilight movies and his future projects. He’ll start shooting a new movie “within the next two months”, describing it as a “gritty” movie with a “great love story and action” in it. I assume it’s the Gus Van Sant project! Exciting news! :)
And those are just some examples, I could go on and on about more. He has the best interviews in my opinion, always really thoughtful and witty. I can’t wait for all the interviews to come during Nocturnal Animals promotion. Enjoy! -Sarah