interperative

“rogue one forces us to ask: are the rebels really the good guys?”

YES

THE BAD GUYS ARE SUPER INTO GENOCIDE

THE REBELS ARE /AGAINST/ GENOCIDE

IT’S NOT A DIFFICULT QUESTION

ALSO… HOW DID IT MAKE YOU ASK THIS???? IF ANYTHING RO MAKES IT CLEARER THAN EVER

SO MUCH GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOR NO REASON! TARKIN JUST GETS OFF ON GENOCIDE! HIS OLD MAN CGI SPERM LOVES THAT GENOCIDE! GOD! WHAT IS /WRONG/ WITH MALE MOVIE CRITICS???? AND MOVIE-WATCHERS??? AND IN GENERAL????

How to learn languages by being lazy

So, today I’m gonna talk about how I learned 7 languages (English, Spanish, French, German, ASL, Libras, LSM) by being lazy as f**ck.

The first thing you need to understand is that you need to put your target language on your routine just as your native language. Then, here we go.

• Listen
Just as your native language, it’s very important to listen every single day on the language you’re learning. You can totally do it by listening to a song or a podcast itself.

• Talk
Make native or fluent friends in your TL (you can use apps/sites as Lingbe, Tandem, Interpals) and speak to them, sending audios and texts. A great way to practice almost everyday in a really cool way.

• Play
Playing games it’s also a awesome way: you’ll become kinda addicted to it, then yay, you’re practicing it everyday in a entertaining mode. This can give you hella vocabulary too.

• Read
Reading books (short stories on Wattpad can be great), quotes, newspaper and magazines is a good option as well.

• Watch

I’m pretty sure you love to watch TV shows, TV programs, videos on YouTube, so why not watch all of it in your target language?

You can totally watch your favorite program/tv show dubbed, cool videos and etc.

Tip: if you have Netflix, change the idiom of your profile and pum, it’ll appears lots and lots of movies and tv shows in that language. If you don’t, you can just search on YouTube the movie title that it’ll show.

• Write

Writing a diary (what happened in your day, how you’re feeling…) or stories or poems in your TL can help a lot too. Don’t worry about grammar or vocabulary mistakes, just write, you should do the corrections later.

These are general topics, there may be things that aren’t in your native language routine, so you can also modify this.

I hope this helps you guys, any doubts you can totally ask me! Greetings from Brazil! :)

What forensics kids are like based on what events they do

Extemp: super into politics and economics. Probably spends too much time reading/watching the news. Will try to talk you into doing extemp. Do not let them.
DI: not as depressed as you might think. Actually generally pretty upbeat. Brutal. Know exactly how to make you feel bad for them.
HI: class clowns. Generally funny people. Make a lot of interesting facial expressions. Probably has a hidden dark side that they try to cover with comedy.
Poetry: Watches too many Button Poetry videos on YouTube. They’re seriously just really obsessed with poetry. Will probably try to get you to watch/read their fav poems, say no unless you want to cry. Very in touch with their emotions.
Prose: two types; the kind who really really love doing prose, and the kind that got forced into it by their coach because they’re also doing poetry. Probably likes Edgar Allen Poe too much. Often into some really dark shit. Probably writes sometimes but is super embarrassed about their writing.
Oratory: really good at proving a point. Gets A’s on all their English assignments. Will quote Gandhi or MLK on your ass. Knows too many statistics. Probably obsessed with one specific topic (aka the thing they chose to write their oration on).
Inform: you know that one kid who knows too many random facts? That’s them. Usually into technology. Kind of weird. Has one area of interest that they’re super into and know everything about.
Impromptu: good at doing things on the fly. Probably does all their homework assignments an hour before they’re due. Knows a lot about pop culture. Will do really ridiculous things in round like rap an entire song or make super weird comparisons.
Duo: do not come between duo partners, they will end you. Gods of blocking and choreography. Scarily in sync. Share many similar viewpoints. The ones who wear matching outfits should not be messed with under any circumstances.
LD: nerds. Like seriously, they’re just super fucking nerdy. Either they’re really bigoted cishets or they’re extremely queer. Probably write their cases the day before they need them, and sometimes go into rounds completely unprepared but somehow will still manage to do well.
PF: they don’t know what they’re doing. Ever.
Congress: probably overly educated on the political process. Loyal. Stand by their beliefs. Feminist as fuck. Good at convincing people. Like to be educated and will ask you questions if they know you know a lot about a topic.

Tbqh Beatrice and Benedick are the most delightful characters in all of Shakespeare. Not only are they *hilarious*, but in true Shakespeare fashion, they are also immensely kind and loving with developed pasts and amazing chemistry. But at the same time, they also aren’t push-overs and can power-team their way to success. For better or worse, they don’t take any shit from anybody or each other, but there is still a ton of trust and love between them.

And what’s better is that their relationship is so solidly built on friendship and compatability, that they are fabulously flexible in however you interpret them. Want a Elizabeth/Darcy enemies-to-lovers story? Check. Ex’s with a past who still love each other but have since grown up? Check. Freaking two hella gay kids using each other as beards bc they’re platonic soulmates who could grow old together anyways? Check check check.

Basically, Shakespeare created the ultimate #goals relationship & I will never really get over it.

The Signs as lines from speech pieces
  • Aries: "I believe democracy is the greatest political system on earth. But that's just the problem. It's on earth.
  • Taurus: "internet trolls tell me I'm fat because I use a Tolberone as dildo -- which really wouldn't be an effective way to ingest calories at all"
  • 
Gemini: "He shoved me right up his ass... and this soon became a part of his masturbation routine." 
Cancer:
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Leo: "Sometimes I see people as colors -- like this guy over here is purple because he just got a promotion. Or a blowjob. A blow motion if you will."
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Virgo: "I was Rose, he was jack. I was his guitar and he would fiddle with my strings"
  • Cancer: "I mean like the killings of all of the Glorbons was bad and stuff, but nothing was more important than Brad."
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Libra: "... just like incest, Mumbo handled his problems inside the family, as it should be."
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Scorpio: "Unlike McDonald's, this is not about how fast you can go through that drive thru. If you want something from God you're gonna have to cook a little."
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Sagittarius: "Here asshole. C'mon asshole."
  • 
Capricorn: "For a $1 billion dollar pizza, the least they could do is add some pepperoni. And maybe a blowjob."
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Aquarius: "... and [he] eventually dumped me for someone annoyingly named Mindy."
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Pisces: "Just like our president elect, we must grab our dreams by their... genitals."
Cor Leonis

Cor Leonis
Sex: Male
Height 191CM
Age: 45

The talented warrior who was awarded the protection of King Regis at the age of fifteen during the trip of 30 years ago. He fufilled his mission. Since then, he has performed tasks as a member of the Royal Guard Corps and has avoided death that has been desperate to take him. (loose interp.) He came to be called the Immortal (Immortality General) from both enemies and allies. He has a fighters ability to stay straight-faced at the name and uses a blade as famous as he.