internetism

Oreo: I want to write a new book mom. About 100 ways to cook bacons.

Mom: Like a recipe book? 100 ways is a lot of ways Oreo… Do you even know that many ways?

Oreo: Sure mom. I can go over all of them with you. The first one is “Have your mom cook it for you”. The second one is “Have your pop cook it for you”. The third one is “Have your mom and pop cook it for you”. The fourth one is “Have your grandma cook it for you”. The fifth one is “Have your grandpa cook it for you”. The sixth one is…

Mom: I think I get it Oreo.

Oreo: That’s great mom. Now what are you waiting for?

Mom: … Hop to it?…

Oreo: You got that right. You don’t want me to have to call grandma.