internet: it's a trap

Daenerys: *Reclaims her ancestral home in a touching and powerful scene*

Me: *Can’t stop remembering the time Stannis and Melisandre had sex on that table*

Reyna Writes: It’s A TRAP! - An ML Christmas ficlet

For @edendaphne, based off this post by @ladrienintensifies. Merry Christmas, Eden!! <3

Well, this was a fine mess he found himself in.

Adrien growled under his breath—he couldn’t growl out loud due to the gag in his mouth—and tried once again to break his restraints. No luck. Of course.

If his father could see him now, Adrien would never hear the end of it:

“You see? This is why you need your bodyguard at all times, Adrien! I see now that it was a mistake to assume that one would do the job—from now on, you will be required to travel with no less than seven bodyguards. No, strike that—too risky. It would be better for you to just remain in your room until the end of time. Don’t give me that look, Adrien: this is for your own good.”

…Okay, so he might not say exactly that, but Adrien’s mental exaggerations weren’t far off.

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Well, it’s up and happened. A delicious pie is right there. On a windowsill, or a store shelf, or in the arms of a fair maiden, it doesn’t matter. It is a pie and it is everything.

It is so tempting that it … it couldn’t be a trap could it? Could your enemies, who are as numerous as they are clever, have placed this pie here to ruin you? That is just like them.

Well, to help you deal with this scenario which all normal people go through every day, I’ve laid out a few telltales you can use to help spot when a delicious pie is actually a trap, or worse, a ploy. I trust you to use this information only for good, or, if the situation absolutely demands it, evil.

10 Everyday Scenarios Where That Pie Is Clearly A Trap

Jehovah’s Witnesses are trained to pounce on anyone who gives the slightest indication that they’re going through a hard time. As a whole, they have a female and nonwhite majority. They actively prey on the people the world has beaten down, and then tell them they don’t have to be a part of the world anymore