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That wasn’t even outside Danielle

I really want a fandom internet friend. So we can fangirl together, facetime and talk about our problems. I want to talk to a person from a different counrty so I can learn about them. I want to feel like I should just get to a plain and see them.

ATTENTION ALL FANGIRLS AND FANBOYS!!!

ON NOVEMBER 30, 2016 NO MATTER WHAT FANDOM YOU ARE IN , WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH WIT RED ON YOUR RINGFINGER! GO OUT AND TRY TO FIND SOME OTHER FANGIRLS. DONT FORGET!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THIS SHIT ON THE INTERNET!

When your mom says to go outside and make some 'real' friends

Originally posted by itsjustasacrifice

Originally posted by glitterbubblesuniverse

YO YO YO

ADVENTURE TIME IS KICKING OFF SEASON 8 WITH A BOMB!!! (unfortunately i could only do a doodle in my break for the promo initiative but hey it’s better than nothin)

Today kicks off with Two Swords and Do No Harm! And new episodes are airing every weekday in pairs!

(i can’t link the posts because I’m on mobile but, you can definitely find them in my #adventure time tag on my blog lmfao, but if when i get home i might edit in the links)

Me: *tries to teach my kids about using the internet sensibly*

Also me: *is on tumblr*

I wish I had the confidence to talk to people here on Tumblr. I’d really like to make friends, expecially fandom friends because I have no one to talk to about the stuff I like, but I’m so shy I don’t even know how to start a conversation >.<

So uhm if you’re reading this and you pity me just message me, okay? I’d be really happy.

TSK: OH NO, MONO?
  • Cranquis: So how can I help you today?
  • 18-year-old female patient: Well, I have a sore throat and, uh...
  • Cranquis: And?
  • Patient: *bursting into tears* I THINK I HAVE MONO!
  • Cranquis: *nudging Kleenex box in her direction* Why do you think that?
  • Patient: *all in one breath* Well because I woke up today, and I had this sore throat, and then I looked it up on the internet, and they were saying that if you have mono you'll be feeling really fatigued, and I didn't know what fatigue WAS, but when I looked THAT up, it said 'feeling tired and weak' and I've been feeling like that ever since yesterday, only maybe that's because I was out at a party until 1 am, and they said my spleen might be enlarged, and I don't even know what the spleen IS, and I think I have mono!
  • Cranquis: Well-l-l, it's possible. But it could just be a common cold virus, or it could be strep bacteria, too.
  • Patient: But I have ALL the symptoms of mono. I have sore throat and I'm tired!
  • Cranquis: *mumbling under my breath* Some days, I really HATE WebMD.