I really want a fandom internet friend. So we can fangirl together, facetime and talk about our problems. I want to talk to a person from a different counrty so I can learn about them. I want to feel like I should just get to a plain and see them.
I wish I had the confidence to talk to people here on Tumblr. I’d really like to make friends, expecially fandom friends because I have no one to talk to about the stuff I like, but I’m so shy I don’t even know how to start a conversation >.<
So uhm if you’re reading this and you pity me just message me, okay? I’d be really happy.
18-year-old female patient:
Well, I have a sore throat and, uh...
*bursting into tears* I THINK I HAVE MONO!
*nudging Kleenex box in her direction* Why do you think that?
*all in one breath* Well because I woke up today, and I had this sore throat, and then I looked it up on the internet, and they were saying that if you have mono you'll be feeling really fatigued, and I didn't know what fatigue WAS, but when I looked THAT up, it said 'feeling tired and weak' and I've been feeling like that ever since yesterday, only maybe that's because I was out at a party until 1 am, and they said my spleen might be enlarged, and I don't even know what the spleen IS, and I think I have mono!
Well-l-l, it's possible. But it could just be a common cold virus, or it could be strep bacteria, too.
But I have ALL the symptoms of mono. I have sore throat and I'm tired!
*mumbling under my breath* Some days, I really HATE WebMD.