It’s the year of our Lord 2017 and some AJ Lee fans and Bella Twins fans on the Internet are still arguing about which of the women started the Divas/Women’s Revolution. Can they just like realize the revolution is mainly a marketing ploy, it doesn’t matter who started it and go outside already?

This shipping war is bringing back memories of my youth when it seemed liked the entire internet was arguing about whether Hermione was gonna end up with Harry or Ron…

One of those ships would have been a huge cliche and didn’t make sense considering the characters’ personalities.

The other was endgame.

anonymous asked:

i hope this isn't too vague but,,,,Spy Au in which they're both spies (for the same agency? for rival agencies? up to you) and one of them gets compromised during a mission or something tysm!!!

A/N: Alright. So. This took ages. I put a lot of thought into it, and it’s not exactly what you asked for, but I ended up more inspired by the idea of not veering away for canon too much and then this happened. Hope it’s okay!

“This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we’ll be discussing radio signals being sent from outer space, to try to determine if it’s manmade—or extraterrestrial.”

“Couldn’t they be the same thing?” Brent suddenly spoke up from where he was seated beside Ryan.


“I mean, they could be extraterrestrial, like from another planet, but there could be people on this other planet so they’re still manmade…”

Ryan sighed internally, tuning Brent out as he glanced at the door just in time for his producer to shuffle in quietly. And just behind her was the most handsome giant he’d ever seen. Holy shit. Who was that tall glass of water?

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Maybe the reason why the majority of woc (especially those living in poverty) don’t connect with tumblr radical feminism is because yall spend time arguing over things that really aren’t at all relevant to our lives. Sitting on the internet arguing about how the concept of motherhood upholds patriarchy does just about nothing for black and brown women who are single mothers living in poverty which is the reality for most of the women I know. And that’s one of the reasons why I’m so disillusioned with radical feminism - too much theoretical “analysis” that is so far removed from our lived experiences.

June 26: Ships that pass in the night  (Chapter Six)

Title: Ships that pass in the night (Chapter Six)
Tags: Alternate Timeline, AU, Slow burn, stranger to friends, friends to lovers
Words: 3371
Dan and Phil are YouTubers. The catch? They’ve never met, and Phil doesn’t want them to.

FEDIJ Day: June 26

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Something Stupid (Brendon Urie) (P!ATD)

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Word Count: 562


You and your best friend Brendon had been asked to sing a cheesy duet for a close friend’s joint bachelor and bachelorette party. You and Brendon had picked the perfect cheesy love song that had you both cringing but knew people would like. It would also spark more rumours about the two of you being in a relationship when you were simply good friends.

You and Brendon have the kind of friendship where friends, family and fans alike assume you’re in a relationship because when we’re around each other we act more than just friends. We cuddle and kiss on a daily basis, but neither of us saw the other as a potential love interest.

“I think we should do that thing we planned at the end y/n to drive them crazy.”

Brendon walks up behind you and wraps his arms around you waist making you jump. He laughs as you slap his arms away.

“Let’s put on a show for them Brendon, one they’ll never forget.”

You both pick up your microphones and walk on stage. The music starts playing and your friends start cheering and clapping.

Song: Something Stupid

I know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To spend an evening with me
And if we go someplace to dance
I know that there’s a chance
You won’t be leaving with me

Then afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
And have a drink or two
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you

I can see it in your eyes
You still despise the same old lines
You heard the night before
And though it’s just a line to you
For me it’s true
And never seemed so right before

I practice every day to find some clever
lines to say
To make the meaning come true
But then I think I’ll wait until the evening
gets late
And I’m alone with you

The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
And oh the night’s so blue
And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like I love you
I love you…

The song comes to an end and Brendon wraps an arm around your waist before dipping you like you see in all those cheesy romance films and smashes his lips down on yours. The force takes you by surprise, as does the gasping in the audience, but you quickly recover and kiss Brendon back because the two of you knew how to put on a show.

After a minute Brendon releases you, slings an arm around your shoulder and the two of you walk off stage like nothing had just happened.

Backstage you burst into laughter as does Brendon.

“Oh my god did you see their faces y/n? Priceless.”

“Brendon, you know that’s going to be all over social media in like ten minutes.”

Brendon wipes away tears of joy and casually shrugs his shoulders.

“Let the internet continue to argue whether we’ll get together or won’t, it makes our lives more interesting.”

You couldn’t help but agree with your best friend, you’d have a pretty dull online presence if Brendon wasn’t involved. Brendon is a great kisser, and he’d make someone very happy one day but for now he’d make you happy.

why is everything so fucking wweeeird?? Goo monsters are trying to eat doll hearts, the only things I live for are puppets and Disney World, adults on the internet argue WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH over shows that aren’t even created for them, and NO ONE wants to acknowledge that Justin Timberlake played Boo Boo in a live-action Yogi Bear movie

I think I’m having an existential crisis tonight, guys, sorry

anonymous asked:

what about ur moon sign or ur sun sign.... heck lets hear how the whole damn natal chart is bullshit........

“hey mom, what time was i born? like, the exact time of day? yeah someone on the internet is arguing with me again why do you ask”

I once saw a person on the Internet argue that it was bad for children’s shows to exist in which boys loved other boys and girls loved other girls. They said that when boys who didn’t want to kiss other boys watched those shows, they’d feel confused and alienated, like there was something wrong with them. The conversation moved on before I got the chance to ask this person what the hell they thought the current media environment was doing to boys who did want to kiss other boys.

I mention this because it’s a rare example of directly stating this argument, rather than making it implicit. People say that all this push for fiction with gay and queer characters is going to make kids feel like they have to be gay and queer, even when they’re really not. But unless they’re making a religious argument, people don’t usually state what needs to be done to not cause any harm to these hypothetical alienated straight kids. They just say they’re “uncomfortable” or “worried” about gay and queer representation, and they leave any possible solutions to the listener’s imagination. It’s concern trolling in its purest form, and it’s obnoxiously hard to argue with, because if you call out the implications, they can always claim they never actually stated that it’s wrong to let kids know that queer people exist.

There are going to be some five-year-old boys who want to kiss other boys, and that’s okay. Some of those boys will grow up and decide they like girls more, and that’s okay, too. Kids can try on the identity of a future astronaut or a future firefighter, then decide that’s not really what they want to grow up to be. They can try on the identity of a queer person, too, and they have plenty of time to figure out whether or not it fits them. All they need is the understanding that being queer, or not being queer, is something they might be.

person on the internet arguing for a point I disagree with - wrong and annoying

person on the internet arguing for a point I agree with - right but still annoying

I can’t even imagine having so few problems that I can spend hours on the internet arguing whether a heterosexual becomes bisexual because their opposite-sex partner IDs as demiboy on Tuesdays 🍻

Why do all internet arguments boil down to “bruh you be on the internet arguing all day? Lame.”

Nigga what are you doing right now.

so I just had a 30 minute conversation with my father about johnlock and it was hilarious.

me: *mentions sherlock holmes*
dad: “isn’t he gay”
me: “I think so”
dad: “who’s the one that he’s gay with”
me: “it’s john, the internet calls them johnlock”
*argue for a bit about why it’s called that, I explain ships to my father, he actually understands it*
dad: “so there were probably people in victorian England shipping it and having johnlock parties and sending fanfiction through snail mail”
me: “obviously”
dad: “so after all those years people are still questioning the characters sexualities”
dad: “so why don’t they just…” *claps hands together*
me: “the writers work in mysterious ways”