international assassin

OKAY BUT NOW THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH NEW DYLAN FROM AMERICAN ASSASSIN AND TYLER FROM STRATTON THINK OF THE AUS.

- Murder husbands
- Solider!Derek tasked with bringing down international assassin!Stiles
- Mercenary Stiles working with Navy SEAL Derek
- Rogue military man Derek teaming up with international assassin for hire Stiles to take down the man who killed his family
- Murder HUSBANDS
- Mercenary!Stiles training former solider Derek to be a gun for hire
- Retired solider Stiles getting called up as a contract gun to work with Derek’s squadron
- Strict Navy SEAL Derek who has to work with lose cannon CIA agent Stiles
- DID I MENTION MURDER HUSBANDS

THERE ARE SO MANY AUS WAITING TO BE WRITTEN AND GIFFED AND DRAWN. 

I’m so ready. 

Do Something Bad, Too - Part 1

Pairing: Alpha!Bucky x Omega!Reader

Summary: It’s like every single Alpha on the planet won’t rest until they’ve confessed their eternal wish for you to mother their children, and it’s getting old. Luckily, that’s a problem Bucky might be able to fix.

Warnings: sexual harassment, language, a/b/o dynamics

A/N: sooo its finally here! the a/b/o fic nobody asked for. this is my take on the dynamic and it’s kind of different (but not really) to what i’ve seen on here before but hopefully you guys like it! i promise it’ll be a LOT more smutty than my series usually are, but im gonna make yall work for it first. feedback is always appreciated! message me if you wanna be tagged :)

for a quick run down of a/b/o dynamics, read this post

title is from stalker by bad rabbits

Natasha is waiting in your office when you return to Stark Tower, barely flinching when you slam the door shut and immediately collapse on the small couch against the wall. Nat undrapes her legs off your desk and pads over to you to sit crossed-legged by your head, putting on an exaggerated pout. It’s probably unwise to side-glare an international assassin turned Avenger, but you do it anyway.

You close your eyes and fill up Nat’s expectant silence with, “Why are all Alphas the biggest fucking assholes on the planet?”

“I don’t know,” Nat says with a wistful sigh, “It must be in our DNA.”

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Cap, could you write flash team/Sara lance meeting Lena and not knowing she's dating Kara? Ft flirting sara

“Lena Luthor? Like, the Lena Luthor?” Cisco wants to know.

Caitlin and Iris nudge him in the ribs, because Lena is clearly uncomfortable. 

“Come on, man,” Barry mutters, and Sara just narrows her eyes with a slightly tilted head, watching Lena keep her chin up, her face composed.

“I think what Cisco is trying to say,” Iris steps forward, warm smile and hand extended, “is that it’s not every day we get to meet the woman who single-handedly revolutionized atmospheric technology to stem the impact of global warming.”

Caitlin nods eagerly, squinting slightly in her enthusiasm. “You’re… kind of a legend here. Like Sara, but a different kind.” Sara smirks, arms crossed over her chest, still observing. “Meeting a Luthor? Even one from a different Earth? Because I know you’re amazing there, too, Kara’s told us about you, your work, how brilliant you are, she just never mentioned your last name – I know we work with the Flash, but this is a real honor. No offense, Barry.”

“No, no, none uh… none taken,” he murmurs mildly, hand on the back of his head. Cisco grins and thumps him on the back, and Sara chuckles.

Kara – who’s been quiet this whole time – keeps her hand on the small of Lena’s back. The place where Lena’s emotions sink to. The place where her emotions explode from. The place where she feels them strongest when she can’t show them on her face.

Because her name, here, isn’t notorious. 

Her name, here, is legend.

In a good way. In an amazing way.

Kara keeps her hand quietly on the small of Lena’s back, because she knows her girlfriend.

And she knows she wants to cry. She knows she wants to laugh, and she knows she wants to rage.

She knows she doesn’t know what to think, what to feel.

So she just shakes their hands, and she exchanges compliments – “I’ve heard plenty of stories about all of your heroism, too; I’m the one who should be star-struck, truly” – with Team Flash, and she gulps at the intensity of Sara Lance’s eyes when she shakes her hand, when she has a surprisingly strong grip for such tiny hands, for such a small woman.

But then, Lena’s heard the stories about Sara. She sees the storms in her eyes.

So really, she shouldn’t be surprised at all.

“It’s a pleasure, Lena,” Sara tells her, and she lets her eyes travel up and down her body once. Pleasantly, not lewdly. Comfortably, not violating. “I’ve met your counterpart on this Earth.”

“And you didn’t tell us?” Cisco groans, and Sara smirks without turning around. 

“She’s not nearly as heroic as you seem. Or as beautiful,” Sara continues, and Kara adjusts her glasses as Lena blushes.

“Okay, yes, well, great, now you’ve all met, so um – “

“Wait,” Iris holds out her hand, a slow grin forming on her face, her eyes flickering between Kara’s hand on Lena’s back, Lena’s red face, Sara’s hand, still holding Lena’s in a prolonged handshake.

“Kara, you could have told us!”

“What? What, she could have told us what?” Barry wants to know, utterly confused and mildly wishing for his own glasses to adjust.

“That she’s dating Lena, obviously,” Caitlin fills in for Iris, and Sara looks between them and laughs. Hard.

“I knew it, Supergirl! I was wondering how much you two were gonna let me flirt until one of you cracked!”

“You knew?” Kara and Lena both splutter, and Sara grins.

She points to Iris. “Badass reporter.” 

She points to Caitlin. “Doctor with a creepily keen sense of other people’s emotions.”

She points to herself. “International assassin and time traveler. We’re kind of perceptive people. And you two practically have love songs pouring out of you whenever you try not to look at each other.”

“Are you saying we’re not perceptive?” Cisco wants to know.

“I’m a CSI!” Barry protests, a grin on his face as Iris teasingly comforts him.

Sara shrugs, grinning and turning back to Kara and Lena, both red, now holding hands, pleased beyond description with everyone’s approval, with everyone’s excitement, with everyone’s unblinking support.

“I don’t have to stop flirting,” she whispers with a playful glint in her eyes. Lena bites her lip and Kara adjusts her glasses, blushing harder, blushing pleased.

It’s going to be a very interesting trip to Earth-1, indeed.

charadinglizz  asked:

hi there! I was wondering if you guys have a ceo!derek tag? or anything like it? I couldn't really find anything on the tag page, but if you do have the tag could you maybe update it? thanks so much.

we have a ceo!derek tag here

Predatory Instinct by CelestialVoid (1/1 | 2,444 | NC17)

Derek is the CEO of a major incorporation based in Beacon Hills, so it seems highly likely that some days he comes home stressed and mad, but – thankfully – Stiles knows exactly what he wants and is more than happy to comply to his wishes.

CEO of His Dreams by Shippings_galore (1/1 | 3,675 | PG13)

Stiles works for Hale Industries, and gets premoted as Derek Hale’s personal assistant. So what if Stiles was in love with that man? Derek could have two cents to his name and Stiles would still fall head over heals for him. He can deal with being with his dream guy. He can do it. He will not get swept away in all the madness that is Derek Hale.

Two Billion Baby by TheBabyPandaa (3/? | 6,120 | NC17)

“Derek Hale,” Stiles instantly realizes who he was, looking back up at Chris with a disbelief look on his face. “He wants me to murder Derek Hale? Why?”

Stiles is an international assassin. The mafia manages to get their hands on him, threatening his family unless he does a job for them. The job? Kill successful businessman Derek Hale.

Snacks From Up Above by Morgana, Winchesterek (6/6 | 81,146 | NC17)

Stiles works as an IT guy at Hale Enterprises and for the last six months, he’s been called upstairs to fix some kind of computer problem for Derek Hale at least four times a week. And two of those four times, Mr Hale has either hit on him or asked him out. But Stiles knows better than to date his boss and Mr Hale is the absolute worst at flirting.

So learning that Mr Hale is a single father to an adorable four-year-old girl who wants Stiles to attend her dance recital shouldn’t change things at all, right?

And on top of that, a mysterious cup has been lowered down through a hole in the ceiling right above Stiles’ desk, delivering treats directly to him. Stiles declares them to be his Cup Person and they seem to know just what he likes.

What could possibly go wrong?

Things that have actually happened in Megaman Battle Network canon

-the internet gets set on fire a total of three times
-the weather gets hacked a total of three time
-the series director’s self-insert keeps showing up to battle people
-the protagonist gets robbed three times in 24 hours while travelling abroad for the first time
-at one point, the protagonist has to drop some sick rhymes in order to get alcohol as bait for a spider trap
-one of the most devastating cyberattacks in the setting’s history was orchestrated by an elementary school student wearing a hologram
-the person who helped carry out aforementioned cyberattack, a person who tried to assassinate several international officials, and a serial arsonist show up to aid the protagonist later on in the series and their past crimes are never brought up
-a villain’s carefully-crafted plan is foiled by a smartphone being thrown at his head
-the protagonist installs malware because someone who previously tried to burn down his house acted totally trustworthy
-the setting’s equivalent of ARPANET is a primordial blob
-a kid with a wheelchair and a congenital heart defect is the secret heir to the Deep Web
-a giant meteor is spotted heading for the planet and everybody’s first instinct is to have a bunch of tournaments to find out who’s good enough with computers to stop it because obviously
-the internet floods because somebody’s AI partner cried really hard
-Django from Boktai keeps showing up and it’s never really asked how he managed to appear
-Hideo Kojima is just hanging around a haunted house with a similar lack of explanation
-somebody thought having criminal trials be carried out by computer in a world where everything is easily hacked was a good idea
-the villains only figure out they can simply defeat the protagonist in physical, real-world combat about 10 minutes from the end of the series and lose anyway because of timely intervention

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 starring Keanu Reeves

“In this next chapter following the 2014 hit, legendary hitman John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is forced back out of retirement by a former associate plotting to seize control of a shadowy international assassins’ guild. Bound by a blood oath to help him, John travels to Rome where he squares off against some of the world’s deadliest killers.”

  • Film premiered in Los Angeles on January 30, 2017 & was theatrically released in the United States on February 10, 2017
  • Rated R (strong violence throughout, some language & brief nudity)
  • 90% Tomatometer (7.3/10) -  93% Audience Score (4.5/5)
  • 3.5 stars out of 4 Roger Ebert
  • Filming Locations: principal photography becgan October 26, 2015 in New York City, NY, USA - Rome, Lazio, Italy - Montreal, Québec & Ontario, Canada

image: thunder road pictures / 87eleven productions / summit entertainment

Family Night Turned Into Daddy Night

So, mom wanted to sit down for mother’s day and watch a movie with my and my brother, who opted out, so it was just me and mom.

She picked a Kevin James movie and I was a bit… eh but you know, whatever, it’s her night I’ll watch it. It was called The True Memoirs of an International Assassin and it sounded kinda cool and after I started watching it, it got me hooked because Kevin was playing a guy who was writing a book (titled the same as the movie) and I knew exactly what was gonna happen as soon as I figured out he was a writer.

What I DIDN’T know was that my night was going to be blessed by the all might Daddy, Kim Coates. 

Literally, when I saw him, my mom thought I was having a seizure… Yeah… needless to say I fangirled for a second and was like “Dad- Kim Coates!!!”

So, tonight I was pretty much in heaven, being surprised by daddy like that made my night…. though I wanted to shoot someone when, well, what happened to him happened.

Started out as Mother’s Day family night, ended as Jax’s swooning over Daddy night


@girl-with-no-faith-in-medicine @come-join-themurder @one-charming-life @im-gay-for-chibbs-juiceyandtiggy