internally screaming for the rest of my life

Yuri warms up to Victor a little faster than Yurio, but that’s just a cat thing. It takes cats about 2 to 4 weeks to grow used to a new environment. Victor just happens to have the softest blankets to sleep on.

Victor is ecstatic when Yuri starts to warm up to him! He wakes up with Yuri snoozing away at the foot of the bed and just internally screams while reaching for his phone for photos.

Victor’s definitely the type of owner who, if Yuri were to curl up on his lap, would think “I can’t move for the rest of my life” and probably be happy with that decision.

Yurio warms up to Yuri with a stubborn “fine asshole I’ll just ignore you” attitude. But then it becomes apparent that the new cat is soft, and actually really nice. Also Victor likes him, and bengals are nothing if not super loyal to their families.

I had a lady come through my drive thru yesterday who ordered “an iced coffee mocha cappuccino thing.” Those were her exact words.

“Ma'am, we don’t have an iced coffee mocha cappuccino.”

“Yes you do! I have them here all the time!”

“Those are actually three different menu items. An iced coffee is one thing, an iced mocha is another, and a cappuccino is something completely different, which you can only get hot. Which would you like?”

“It’s all iced coffee! I want it mocha!”

I was internally screaming for the entire duration of her order. No matter which way I put it, she was totally convinced that either I had no idea what I was talking about, or that I was trying to trick her in some way. Like, bitch, if you actually order this drink all the time, learn what the fucking name of it is! Do you want an iced coffee, an iced mocha, a cappuccino, or some unholy espresso fueled mixture of all three? Let me know so I can charge you and get on with my life. I actually was able to go through the rest of the cars while still arguing with this woman until she finally said iced mocha. Fucking finally I could get rid of this dumb bitch. And them she came to my window.

“Were you the one taking my order?”

*internal eyeroll* “Yes.”

“Iced coffee drinks are all the same because they all have caffeine in them.”

BITCH. Are you fucking serious?! I wasted enough time with you that every other car in front of you got their food and left, explaining the difference, and this self important asshole still didn’t grasp the concept that while yes, all cafe drinks have caffeine, they’re all completely different. I actually pointed to the different drinks and explained one more time, but it was clear she still wasn’t having it. Whatever, next time I’m charging you for all three, and you can tell me if you think they’re all the same.

I don’t really dive into OT things but, star wars fandom, consider this:

Luke was born Leia, and Leia was born Luke.

when they were born, Obi Wan gave the *boy* to the Organas. He slipped up saying, “Leia will be going to Tatooine with her aunt and uncle”. Bail fakes ignorance of hearing that.

Growing up, Luke decides he’s now a she. It feels right to her.

“Daddy, I’m a girl.”

“Okay, sweetheart. What’s your name?”

“Leia.” Bail suffers in silence and screams internally for the rest of his life. But he supports and loves Leia.

Meanwhile, on Tatooine, the Leia who was born that realizes, she’s a boy. Owen and Beru don’t mind, and love him anyways. They don’t think anything of it when he says “My name is Luke.”

Neither twin realize they switched names until Han finds out that they were born with different names and asks what they were, because he’s curious, not because he would use them.

Han doesn’t stop laughing for ten minutes.

Do You Want An Attitude Adjustment With That?

Me: Hello ma'am, how are you today?

Customer: *Glances at me before putting her phone up to her ear, and starting a conversation*

Me: Okay… *Scans milk* Would you like this in a bag?

Customer: *Ignores me while chatting on the phone*

Me: *Sets the milk aside, and continues to scan the rest of her items*

Customer: Oh my god. I cannot believe this didn’t put my milk in a bag! *Snatches a bag from my area, pays, and storms off*

Me: *Screaming internally while keeping a smile on my face*

(This happens all the time, people. All. The. Time.)

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Becky Sauerbrunn is a saint

So today at the HOUvKC game I had made a poster for Becky. She saw it as she walked out for warmups and made a 🤘🏼 sign and mouthed that she loved it. This basically made the whole thing night worth being out in that Texas heat.

After the game KC huddled and stretched out together for a couple of minutes so a lot of people walked away because they didn’t want to wait. Becky and Sydney were some of the few who came over to the group of about 10 people who had stayed behind for them.

When Becky gets to me she goes “a yes.” I had the poster and a jersey I wanted to get signed but and maybe get a pic but I didn’t want to hold her back to long because she had just played a full 90 and was tired AF.

So she signs the jersey first saying “Can I sign it in the back? Can I sign inside the 4 so it’s big?” I just said “sure whatever you want” but I was low key freaking out.

After she signs the poster I ask if she could hold it so I could take a pic. After doing that she asks if I wanted to be in the picture. My awkward ass just kinda said no and mumbled that I didn’t want to waste her time and I had already gotten to many things. She responds “Don’t worry, you’ll get everything you want.” At this point I was internally screaming. I kinda got brave and said “in that case can I have the armband?” She laughs and kindly says no that she needs it for the rest of the season and asks for my phone to take a selfie.

She thanks me for coming and supporting them and then just keeps walking to the other fans.


ANYWAYS. Becky Sauerbrunn is a saint and single handily made my entire summer and possibly my life.

anonymous asked:

When the BONCA's happened and Phil said "I spent the majority of 2016 with another person" my heart stopped beating and even tho I internally knew it was unlikely I screamed "PROPOSAL"

haha remember when we all thought he would say “i’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person and i think its only fair that i ask to spend the rest of my life with him”

Young and Menace // Winter Anderson

Originally posted by ayyariana

A/N: LESBIAN WINTER ANDERSON SMUT. THAT IS ALL.
I’m not tagging for this because my regular tags are Evan related so I’m not sure who wants to be tagged and who doesn’t.

Warnings: Smut, language.

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@taylorswift : a lil halley life update

hey girly!! i just started grade 11 and I’ve been enjoying it so far (besides the whole trying to figure out what you’re doing for the rest of your life thing) !! I have been painting and playing my ukulele when I have the time, and of course I’ve had lwymmd and rfi ON.REPEAT.

can I just say how freaking AMAZING those songs are!? I’ve already had hundreds of awkward dance parties…alone…in my room. I think about how amazing reputation will be every single day. I’m just so excited to hear your next masterpiece!! I also can’t wait to see you on tour in Canada with @dancingonmyownmadz , I’m legit internally and externally screaming. 

anyways… I love you more than I can even begin to explain (can that be our thing now, I’ve said it in so many of my posts you’ve liked, and how cute would that beeeee) and I’m so incredibly  proud of you!!!

give the cats a virtual pet for me (idk if that’s a thing but I just made it a thing)

-halley rae gavey

WELL. 

THAT WAS A THING. 

And it’s after midnight now so I’m going to go off to bed and FURIOUSLY THINK ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 

Thank you to EVERYONE who messaged me! I’ll come back and reply to as many as I can catch later on, and then after that we switch over to xxxHolic until we’re caught up with both storylines!

UNTIL NEXT TIME.

When your favourite actor/kdrama/ anime character dies.
  • Me: Watching favorite tv show with friends/family
  • In the show: Favorite character comes into the scene
  • Me: *Internally screams while on the outside holding a great poker face*
  • In the show: Suddenly character get into trouble/dies.
  • Me: ...
  • Friends/Family: You ok? You look a little pale?
  • Me: I'm fine
  • Me: *Goes into a corner and cries heart out for 1000 years*
  • Me: *Digs a hole and lives in it for the rest of my days*
The Signs the Week Before Their AP Test

Aries: FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS HOLY SHIT
Taurus: *cries as they stuff chips into their mouth*
Gemini: Ha! I’m gonna die!! 😀 FUNNNN!!!
Cancer: *cries while they frantically study*
Leo: *shrugs* well, I guess I’m screwed. Oh well, at least I’m hot.
Virgo: studies the whole week, is super stressed out and gets about 5 total hours of sleep. Still gets at least a 3
Libra: pulls a Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior
Scorpio: Considers sleeping with the college board
Sagittarius: didn’t even buy the test. Laughs at the others as they stress out and brags about how much sleep they’re getting
Capricorn: calm, cool, and collected on the outside, but on the inside…. FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE FUCK MY LIFE HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FAIL THIS AND I WONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE AND ILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY PARENTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THERES NO CHANCE IN HELL I’LL BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF IF I FAIL THIS ONE AP EXAM
Aquarius: hah, I’m screwed but that’s okay, the mother ship will rescue me *looks up at the sky, praying for an alien invasion*
Pisces: I’m fine *internally screaming* no I’m not. I’m scared, please hold me

Vintage Book (Jr.)

Request: I’d like to request a Jr. scenario! Something along the lines of: During a fansign, he recognizes you from their past stages & events, etc. but this time around, you’ve brought a book of your own to give to him! (I read that he prefers vintage books as opposed to new copies) I guess it ought to be a little fluffy? - imjaebal

Tried to fluff it up as best as I could! Hope you like it :)

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They Are Your First Boyfriend

BTS Reaction

Requested: Yes

Warnings: None

~Admin Lou

Seokjin:

“Oooh~ that makes me so happy!” *so cute and happy that he gets to be your first for everything (dates, kiss, etc.)

Yoongi:

“Aw, c’mon! There’s no way you haven’t had a boyfriend yet…” *is secretly super happy

Hoseok:

“Don’t worry babe… I’ll treat you right.” *brags to the others that he is your first boyfriend and pretty much won’t shut up about it because he’s so happy

Namjoon:

“That’s good to hear!” *internally screaming because omfg you’re just too cute

Jimin:

“You bet your beautiful butt, I am. And I’ll be your only boyfriend. Ever.”

Taehyung:

“Ah! You’re so cute!” *treats you like an absolute princess for the rest of your life oH MY LORD

Jungkook:

“That’s good. Don’t worry about any other guy but me, babe.” *thankful that this is the first relationship for both of you