internally screaming for the rest of my life

Yuri warms up to Victor a little faster than Yurio, but that’s just a cat thing. It takes cats about 2 to 4 weeks to grow used to a new environment. Victor just happens to have the softest blankets to sleep on.

Victor is ecstatic when Yuri starts to warm up to him! He wakes up with Yuri snoozing away at the foot of the bed and just internally screams while reaching for his phone for photos.

Victor’s definitely the type of owner who, if Yuri were to curl up on his lap, would think “I can’t move for the rest of my life” and probably be happy with that decision.

Yurio warms up to Yuri with a stubborn “fine asshole I’ll just ignore you” attitude. But then it becomes apparent that the new cat is soft, and actually really nice. Also Victor likes him, and bengals are nothing if not super loyal to their families.

I don’t really dive into OT things but, star wars fandom, consider this:

Luke was born Leia, and Leia was born Luke.

when they were born, Obi Wan gave the *boy* to the Organas. He slipped up saying, “Leia will be going to Tatooine with her aunt and uncle”. Bail fakes ignorance of hearing that.

Growing up, Luke decides he’s now a she. It feels right to her.

“Daddy, I’m a girl.”

“Okay, sweetheart. What’s your name?”

“Leia.” Bail suffers in silence and screams internally for the rest of his life. But he supports and loves Leia.

Meanwhile, on Tatooine, the Leia who was born that realizes, she’s a boy. Owen and Beru don’t mind, and love him anyways. They don’t think anything of it when he says “My name is Luke.”

Neither twin realize they switched names until Han finds out that they were born with different names and asks what they were, because he’s curious, not because he would use them.

Han doesn’t stop laughing for ten minutes.

anonymous asked:

When the BONCA's happened and Phil said "I spent the majority of 2016 with another person" my heart stopped beating and even tho I internally knew it was unlikely I screamed "PROPOSAL"

haha remember when we all thought he would say “i’ve spent the majority of 2016 with another person and i think its only fair that i ask to spend the rest of my life with him”

WELL. 

THAT WAS A THING. 

And it’s after midnight now so I’m going to go off to bed and FURIOUSLY THINK ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 

Thank you to EVERYONE who messaged me! I’ll come back and reply to as many as I can catch later on, and then after that we switch over to xxxHolic until we’re caught up with both storylines!

UNTIL NEXT TIME.

Do You Want An Attitude Adjustment With That?

Me: Hello ma'am, how are you today?

Customer: *Glances at me before putting her phone up to her ear, and starting a conversation*

Me: Okay… *Scans milk* Would you like this in a bag?

Customer: *Ignores me while chatting on the phone*

Me: *Sets the milk aside, and continues to scan the rest of her items*

Customer: Oh my god. I cannot believe this didn’t put my milk in a bag! *Snatches a bag from my area, pays, and storms off*

Me: *Screaming internally while keeping a smile on my face*

(This happens all the time, people. All. The. Time.)

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

When your favourite actor/kdrama/ anime character dies.
  • Me: Watching favorite tv show with friends/family
  • In the show: Favorite character comes into the scene
  • Me: *Internally screams while on the outside holding a great poker face*
  • In the show: Suddenly character get into trouble/dies.
  • Me: ...
  • Friends/Family: You ok? You look a little pale?
  • Me: I'm fine
  • Me: *Goes into a corner and cries heart out for 1000 years*
  • Me: *Digs a hole and lives in it for the rest of my days*
  • Me: Ahhh, time to get some well-deserved sleep so I'm not an unproductive, tired, cranky little shit in the morni-
  • Gigantic Bug that eats flesh probably: Sup, -rubs itself in my bed sheets like an asshole- Feels so good -flies around my room like a lunatic- Enjoy having a panic attack, loser. Make sure to wake everyone else up too.
  • Me: .....! -sweats and internally screaming before actual screaming. Miraculously kills GB with help and then goes in other room to live into for the rest of my life- I'm safe he-WHAT THE FUCK
  • Another Gigantic Bug that also eats flesh and cheats at chess: Hi, perfect night to not sleep, huh? I will dance on your toothbrush later.
  • Me: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK -stays up forever-
The Signs the Week Before Their AP Test

Aries: FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS HOLY SHIT
Taurus: *cries as they stuff chips into their mouth*
Gemini: Ha! I’m gonna die!! 😀 FUNNNN!!!
Cancer: *cries while they frantically study*
Leo: *shrugs* well, I guess I’m screwed. Oh well, at least I’m hot.
Virgo: studies the whole week, is super stressed out and gets about 5 total hours of sleep. Still gets at least a 3
Libra: pulls a Wendy Wu Homecoming Warrior
Scorpio: Considers sleeping with the college board
Sagittarius: didn’t even buy the test. Laughs at the others as they stress out and brags about how much sleep they’re getting
Capricorn: calm, cool, and collected on the outside, but on the inside…. FUCK FUCK FUCK MY LIFE FUCK MY LIFE HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK IM GONNA FAIL THIS AND I WONT AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IN LIFE AND ILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY PARENTS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE BECAUSE THERES NO CHANCE IN HELL I’LL BE ABLE TO SUPPORT MYSELF IF I FAIL THIS ONE AP EXAM
Aquarius: hah, I’m screwed but that’s okay, the mother ship will rescue me *looks up at the sky, praying for an alien invasion*
Pisces: I’m fine *internally screaming* no I’m not. I’m scared, please hold me

Vintage Book (Jr.)

Request: I’d like to request a Jr. scenario! Something along the lines of: During a fansign, he recognizes you from their past stages & events, etc. but this time around, you’ve brought a book of your own to give to him! (I read that he prefers vintage books as opposed to new copies) I guess it ought to be a little fluffy? - imjaebal

Tried to fluff it up as best as I could! Hope you like it :)

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They Are Your First Boyfriend

BTS Reaction

Requested: Yes

Warnings: None

~Admin Lou

Seokjin:

“Oooh~ that makes me so happy!” *so cute and happy that he gets to be your first for everything (dates, kiss, etc.)

Yoongi:

“Aw, c’mon! There’s no way you haven’t had a boyfriend yet…” *is secretly super happy

Hoseok:

“Don’t worry babe… I’ll treat you right.” *brags to the others that he is your first boyfriend and pretty much won’t shut up about it because he’s so happy

Namjoon:

“That’s good to hear!” *internally screaming because omfg you’re just too cute

Jimin:

“You bet your beautiful butt, I am. And I’ll be your only boyfriend. Ever.”

Taehyung:

“Ah! You’re so cute!” *treats you like an absolute princess for the rest of your life oH MY LORD

Jungkook:

“That’s good. Don’t worry about any other guy but me, babe.” *thankful that this is the first relationship for both of you