intentionally shitty

To Recap:

Bad Things Raphael Did:

  • Kidnapped Simon
  • Threatened to kill Simon after the Shadowhunters already attacked him in his own home, literally risked killing Simon themselves, and put everyone in danger by freeing Camille

Good Things Raphael Did:

  • Saved Simon’s life despite considerable personal risk from Camille
  • Saved Simon’s life again despite even more considerable personal risk from Shadowhunters
  • Overthrew Camille as a way of protecting Simon, the clan, and god knows how many innocent mundanes she might otherwise have killed
  • Agreed to train Simon
  • Gave them blood (which he could also have gotten into trouble for)
  • Helped rescue Meliorn even though he had no personal ties to Meliorn
  • Let Simon borrow his clothes
  • Agreed to help the Shadowhunters find the Book of the White, but drew the line at freeing Camille because she was locked up for their own safety

Does this sound like a villain to you?

Still catching up on stuff from yesterday. This is probably news to just me at this point, but Welovefine put up a SBaHJ game… thing.

It’s got pretty good background music. Right now my character glitched into nothingness and I don’t have to do anything, the money is instantly collected. Unless that’s how it’s supposed to work?

the moral of the story is that an art education means nothing if you make an intentionally shitty drawing to make fun of some fetish art and a smug homestuck fanartist with an “intro to cartooning” class under their belt and something to prove catches wind of it

Listen, I know these weirdly accurate situations of reality mirroring Homestuck are funny and all, but let’s keep in mind that when we actually DO end up with Juggalo presidents, you know where your allegiance lies. We won’t tolerate such ruthless corporate corruption in our government. We reserve the right to make our art, however intentionally or unintentionally shitty. Accepting applications for the Strilonde rebellion now. Compressed .jpeg artifacts will be in production by 2019. They are our last hope. Power to the people.

Gay Heathers [shitty] fanfic (a dare)

I apologize in advanced bc this was a dare so I’m not putting my all into this travesty - hence, the intentionality of shitty writing.

START

It was their first semester in the afterlife. Ram + Kurt were making hawt secks in their ghostly bedroom to celebrate both of their would-be18th birthdays. They had waited so long to be legal to move beyond 1st base lol.

A hand. Down his pants. Oops, it hit the zipper and got a small cut. It was okay bc Kurt lifted it up to his gay little lips and sucked the blood starting to ooze from Ram’s very pasty and slender fingers. Sucking on his finger made them hornier, somehow. They prepared their bodacious twinky bodies for tender loving and their (pre-lubed) assholes for insertion, because they were versatile gays.

They didn’t need condoms bc they believed that ghost STDs weren’t a thing in the afterlife.

Meanwhile in the world of the living, Veronica got into her college of choice and met a much cuter girlfriend with a much more defined jawbone than JD ever had. She and her new girlfriend, [redacted], scissored themselves into oblivion AKA death.

Poof! They appeared next to Ram and Kurt’s bedroom. They heard moaning through the bedroom door. They burst open the door because they had no sense of basic decency in death and joined in. Everyone was respectful of each other’s boundaries and there was 100% consent. God smiled down upon all these homosexuals, now-turned bisexuals.

Then they all made sweet love to the soundtrack from Tommy Wiseau’s The Room.

END.

this is halloween (everybody make a scene)

Summary: Nico di Angelo is a long-suffering tour guide in a haunted house, and Will Solace is very afraid.

If you told Nico a week ago that he’d been spending his Halloween in a dusty old mansion, covered in cheap face paint and watching strangers lose their shit, he probably would’ve laughed at you.

And yet.

Here he is.

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anonymous asked:

Ok... Bear with me... But... You and your fiancée's meeting would make such a good davekat au

au where they’re both in the same fandom and karkat writes super serious longfic with carefully constructed arc and narrative thats been strenuously edited and is really good if a little purple prosey, and then dave comes along and starts getting popular for his snarky shitty intentionally awful ironic fic poking fun at the people taking it seriously including karkat himself 

the fandom divides into camps 

months later after they’ve been shitting on each other for awhile neither has any idea what to do when dave realizes karkat does have a sense of humor and can actually crank out some supremely fucking funny shitposts with the best of them and karkat realizes that dave actually does really genuinely love the fandom and have really interesting insightful thoughts about it he’s just too embarrassed to express them because it’s hella not cool to take fandom so seriously

Today, in ideas that would have been 10000% better for the Kosplay Pack,

Cassie as Harley Quinn (hell, make it Suicide Squad Harley, we all know WB would kill for even more publicity)

Jacqui as Batgirl

Kung Lao as Fujin, we’ll take what we can get

Sonya as Wonder Woman

Johnny as the Terminator

Takeda as Scorpion

Mileena as Kitana, but like an intentionally shitty Kitana disguise

Kitana as Liu Kang

Kung Jin as Green Arrow

Bo Rai Cho as iroh or some shit

Tremor as a rock. Just a literal rock. Like a fifth grade production ‘the kid wasn’t gonna be in to begin with but his parents pitched a fit’ papier mache boulder.