intensives be killing me

Calum Hood Dirty Imagine

you guys frickle frackle.


Thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed. I hope it wasn’t to dirty for you, my writing is pretty graphic. Very graphic , much intensity . Hope this shook some of you guys, gosh it killed me writing it.

Re-reading 19 Days

Me: Oh, look! Jian Yi’s birthday! *Sniff* Zhan Xixi is so romantic with him! *Sniff* Zhan Xixi protected Jian Yi from Mo! *Sniff* He gave his own life to protect Jian Yi’s ass! *Sniff* “I want too see you now” *Tears falling* They look so cute! *Sniff* Zhan Xixi taking care of sick Jian Yi *Sniff* Zhan Xixi giving him his jacket for cold *Sniff* Jian Yi kissing Zhan Xixi *Tears falling* Zhan Xixi hitting Jian Yi *Tears falling intensely* Jian Yi crying and Zhan Xixi is running after him! *More tears* “Do you like men?” No! You dumbass! He likes YOU!!! *Crying intensely and runny nose* Kill me already!!!

Mom:

Mom:
What?

  • Me, this morning: you know, I think that I am finally ready for series 4. I am pleasantly excited and in anticipation but I am no longer losing my mind or intensely anxious
  • New content: [breaks down my door and kills my family]
  • Me: for fuck's sake
Iron Blooded Orphans Ep 48
  • *Friend and I watch together*
  • *Orga dies and that damn preview plays*
  • Me: .......
  • Friend: Shit that was intense! Cool episode though it sucks they had to kill off Orga.
  • Me: ..........
  • Friend: Hey.....you okay?
  • Me: FUCK NO IM NOT OKAY. SCREW SUNRISE FOR RIPPING MY HEART APART. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NOW WHENEVER I HEAR THAT GODDAMN ENDING SONG IM JUST GONNA BREAK DOWN AND CRY. COULDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE ORGA THE FUCK ALONE. DAMN IT ALL IM DONE IM SO DONE I DON'T NEED THIS GAME OF THRONES DYING SHIT HAPPENING. NOW IM GONNA OUT AND GET SOME DAMN ICECREAM AND CRY THE WHOLE NIGHT YOU ARE FREE TO JOIN ME. *leaves and slams door*
  • Friend: ............
  • Me: I'm going to take a shower to relieve myself from the stress of school work.
  • Me: [halfway through my bath] *gets ideas on how to start an essay that is due on Wednesday*
  • Me: *starts writing my introductory paragraph on the walls of the bathroom using a bar of soap*
youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmWuVyXi7U&t=25s

Okay so we’re on the last third of the season right? Here’s some old Olicity vids: in the hope of soon to be new ones in the light of the spoilers for episode 20.

AND YES TALKING TO YOU @mrseclipse555 THOUGH I HAVE LITTLE RIGHT BUT MISS THE SENSUALITY AND UTTER INTENSITY OF YOUR VIDS. IN FACT HERE ARE SOME THAT STILL KILL ME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQFg1YKAarA&t=19s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DrPhVA_ea4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIUUrZURNmA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfGz-wwU2XQ&t=20s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf2SkVkSKsM&t=3s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiNfaq0GQY

And some others:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqa913Er-0g&t=25s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VnzysMoZaU&t=2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1VoOub_0Xg&t=50s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml3knrTVIJs&t=21s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZY_0h8XzQ&t=11s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53602WWjo4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBf3Bdq4t_s&t=71s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuB69p1HSjY&t=104s

THERE ARE MANY OTHERS

nice things :

  • i went for like a two hour walk earlier and i’m sore and i should not have worn my binder but. it was nice and good to get out of the house
  • i got more soda which i probably shouldn’t have but. it’s good and making me feel good so
  • i came out to the one trans guy i know in real life and he added me on facebook and we’re gonna talk about stuff and yeah! that’s exciting 
  • i finally don’t have this intense desire to kill myself 
  • my trans friend just messaged me and said he was happy and excited for me and wants to help in any way he can !!!! and just said he’s really excited to introduce me to his doctor!! fuck!!!
  • @jesprefahey being the nicest to me on my selfies
  • @bookfreakandfandomgeek being the fucking best person in general tbh
  • i’m gonna transition and it’s gonna be good and ppl are only gonna only me as a boy and life is good wow !!!!
My life for the past few weeks

Me: oh cool I can build stuff

Me: why can’t I have tanks

Me: Preston pls

Me: everything wants me to die

Me: I like this toaster that dresses like a detective

Me: Why can’t I romance the toaster

Me: I like this block of wood in a tin can 

Me: block of wood in tin can is racist

Me: DRUGS

Me: I”M A GOODNEIGHBOR

Me: GOIN OFF THE DEEP END

Me: He’s my raisin, see I put a ring on the raisin

Me: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE BIG ROBOT

Me: BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Me: PRESTON PLS

Me: Oh no I like the dude with the shades

Me: WHY CAN’T I ROMANCE THE DUDE

Me: Imma need you to gimme that coat

Me: THE RAISIN WILL JUST OD IF YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE WTFJESLKGSLKGA

Me: SHIET

Me: YOU CAN’T PUT A BUILD LIMIT ON THE SHROUD

Me: I’M A GODDAMN GENERAL, LOOK AT MY CASTLE

Me: *intensely jumping around in slow-mo and killing everything I see*

Me: Me and my raisin have matching outfits

Me: I made a bar for my citizens, I call it the Kitty Bar.

Me: Wasn’t I supposed to find someone?

Me: AND THIS… IS MY SHIT-KICKER BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG 

 Me: I miss Fawkes a little…

Me: WHY CAN’T I ROMANCE SHREK

Me: YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FEATHER DUSTER FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BUT NOT THE TOASTER OR SHREK OR THE DUDE WITH THE SHADES FUCK

Me: Preston your laugh gives me life.

Me: THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT …I LOVE IT

Me: *scratching neck* Hey Bethesda y’all got that DLC yet?

Help me I have no life. 

anonymous asked:

my "how i fell into the bts stan hellpit" story is very similar to yours... watched dope when it came out and thought junkook was cute (always a weak spot for friendly but sexy looking police officer junkook and his lipgloss), didn't go further into it, watched blood sweat and tears a thousand times a few years later and was dragged into the fandom against my will by kookies intense eye contact. i love them all now but jk kills me every time. why do you do this to me buff bunny boi...

ALSO FROM THE BUFF BUNNY BOI JK STAN ANON: I LOVE YOUR BLOG ESPECIALLY THE HP AU AND HOUSE THEORIES, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND HAVE AN AMAZING DAY OK BYE

Listen, JJK in Dope was when I knew I’d made a terrible mistake. That’s when the feelings of regret began. And this???

Originally posted by pjmjjk

The hell. I feel you on this, anon. Buff bunny boi indeed. I’m stealing that.

Also thank you! I’m working on more members + their houses, because some people have asked, I just have to actually sit down and plan my thoughts out! Sorry if anyone is still waiting on them… I’m getting there, I promise! Thank you buff bunny boi anon, I love you.

tell me about the moment you fell for your bias!