intellectual love is love

The Sorting Hat
  • Sorting hat: </b> you belong in Slytherin, bro
  • Harry: </b> no, pls anything but Slytherin
  • Sorting hat: </b> no drarry is my otp
  • Harry: </b> but Gryffindor-
  • Sorting Hat: </b> did I FUCKING STUTTER
  • Harry: </b>
  • Sorting hat: </b>
  • Harry: </b>
  • Sorting hat: </b> SLYTHERIN

wizarding us is corporate as hell

everyone wants to major in spell development and potions research and charm-crafting, that’s where the money is (it used to be in healing, but have you seen the malpractice premiums for splinchologists? yeah)

disputes over intellectual property re: spells, postions, and the like can be solved by bringing it before the court system, which will review the relative claims and accompanying documents.

………or you can just fucking duel for it. 

most magical law firms retain one (1) highly-skilled duellist for this exact purpose.

Did anyone else receive 90% of their sexual education from @penicillium-pusher or is that just me?? Because while the fact alone is pretty sad in a way and says a lot about our system, I also think that we should all honor this support and the way they treat things ont heir blog a lot more. 

With them, everything seems so normal and you don’t have to be afraid of asking any questions…

@indigo-amethyst ’s General spell jar.

The herbs within this jar are all common household herbs and therefore are easy to put together. This jar carries a wide range of magical attributes; love, protection, psychic power, calmness, clarity, purification, cleansing, luck and more.

This spell jar is perfect for everyday use and on the go situations, it does everything.

Contents by layer-

Pepper- protection.
Bay leaf- wisdom, protection, psychic powers, banishes negativity.
Salt- cleansing, purifying.
Rosemary-memory, sleep, purification, youth, love, power, healing, protection, intellectual.
Lavender- sleep, long life, peace, wishes, love, protection, purification, visions, clarity.
Thyme- sleep, psychic energy, courage, healing, purification, magic, renewing energy, warding off negative energy.
Turmeric- menstrual ease.
Oregano- healing
Mint- clarity, money, healing, strength, luck, travel.
Chamomile- meditation, centring, peace, protection, healing, money.
Jasmine- love.
Coffee- divination.

Insert these herbs along with your intent and all your power.

Seal the jar with white wax as it is a neutral color and matches the intent of this jar.



I’m too salty for my own good I have to write an argumentative final paper about why discrimination against people with hair/body modifications is bad and also racist and my outline is like 3 pages of pure wank and passive (or just flat out) aggression my teacher is gonna pour a bucket of ice on me when she reads it because I need to goddamn chill

The Signs as Girlfriends
  • *Check your Venus sign, please!!*
  • Aries: Very playful, flirtatious, direct, and supportive.
  • Taurus: Need comfort, traditional, strong, love getting gifts.
  • Gemini: Bubbly, intellectual, curious, open-minded.
  • Cancer: Emotional, sensitive, loving, kindhearted.
  • Leo: Generous, love attention, optimistic, fiery.
  • Virgo: Helpful, gentle, caring, detached, very trustworthy.
  • Libra: Wants equal responsibility, flirty, likes to argue, affectionate.
  • Scorpio: Private, independent, takes time to trust, committed.
  • Sagittarius: Direct, open to anything, needs space, encouraging.
  • Capricorn: Goofy, traditional, responsible, a bit dominant.
  • Aquarius: Eccentric, loves surprises, needs commitment, creative.
  • Pisces: Shy, a bit mysterious, loving, emotional, intuitive.