insulting a man's ship

*constantly torn between shipping lapidot and amedot*

  • Hook: Behold, the Jolly Roger!
  • Will:
  • Will: Bit small innit?
  • Hook:
  • Hook: it's bigger on the inside
  • Will: uh-huh
  • Hook: listen Scarlet don't insult the size of a man's ship
  • Hook: bad form
  • Hook: look you've been to Wonderland, any chance you've got some magic pills to sort of help with this sort of problem?
  • Will:
  • Hook: I wouldn't enquire too closely as to the reasons why a thing like that might be in your possession.
  • Will:
  • Will: As it happens I might have something that could help.
  • Will: For the ship.
  • Hook: Yes. Of course. For the ship. Understood.