Headcannon: the thing that Sombra tried to blackmail Genji with is his younger self's fashion choices. At one point she calls him "carrot boy" as an insult and he's loling cuz "of all the things from my past THAT's what you try to blackmail me with?"
(Cont): Following up on that Genji say at least I don’t wear (other characters’ fashion choice) which leads to that character insulting tracers Crocs cycle to the last hero to be insulted insulting sombras footwear and she’s like they’re not toe shoes dammit.
No bruh though she totally tries that! Genji would just laugh and says ‘Really? Have you not seen Hanzo’s free titty? Or when he had long hair?’
Hanzo gets all defensive and just points out at least he’s not Female Spiderman™
This greatly offends Widowmaker who retorts by saying at least she doesn’t have ridiculous pink paint on her cheeks and all over her MEKA like a young child.
Getting pissed, D.va counters by telling everyone at least she’s not a gown adult dressed as a cowboy.
McCree is trying not to show the hurt on his face and covers it up by just waving his hands over at The Edgelord™ saying ‘Are you guys even seeing this?’
Not having any of it, (he knows his aesthetic is the best out of everyone there), Reaper easily points at Tracer and her simply ridiculous Crocs.
Bewildered that someone is attacking her Crocs, Tracer shoots back at Sombra’s ‘toe shoes’ which has her swearing in Spanish. The hacker trying to explain that that’s not what they are.
Everything dissolves into fighting about style and aesthetic. Mercy walks in to see everyone arguing. ‘MY CROCS ARE NOT AS HIDEOUS AS YOUR COLOR SCHEME’ Mercy immediately walks back out.