insult of the week

anonymous asked:

Headcannon: the thing that Sombra tried to blackmail Genji with is his younger self's fashion choices. At one point she calls him "carrot boy" as an insult and he's loling cuz "of all the things from my past THAT's what you try to blackmail me with?"

(Cont): Following up on that Genji say at least I don’t wear (other characters’ fashion choice) which leads to that character insulting tracers Crocs cycle to the last hero to be insulted insulting sombras footwear and she’s like they’re not toe shoes dammit.


No bruh though she totally tries that! Genji would just laugh and says ‘Really? Have you not seen Hanzo’s free titty? Or when he had long hair?’

Hanzo gets all defensive and just points out at least he’s not Female Spiderman™

This greatly offends Widowmaker who retorts by saying at least she doesn’t have ridiculous pink paint on her cheeks and all over her MEKA like a young child.

Getting pissed, D.va counters by telling everyone at least she’s not a gown adult dressed as a cowboy.

McCree is trying not to show the hurt on his face and covers it up by just waving his hands over at The Edgelord™ saying ‘Are you guys even seeing this?’

Not having any of it, (he knows his aesthetic is the best out of everyone there), Reaper easily points at Tracer and her simply ridiculous Crocs. 

Bewildered that someone is attacking her Crocs, Tracer shoots back at Sombra’s ‘toe shoes’ which has her swearing in Spanish. The hacker trying to explain that that’s not what they are. 

Everything dissolves into fighting about style and aesthetic. Mercy walks in to see everyone arguing. ‘MY CROCS ARE NOT AS HIDEOUS AS YOUR COLOR SCHEME’ Mercy immediately walks back out. 

Misophonics are not insulting you if they flinch 

Misophonics are not insulting you if they need to plug their ears

Misophonics are not insulting you if they need to leave the room 

Misophonics are not insulting you if they get angry ‘for no reason’

Misophonics are not insulting you if they burst into tears in front of you

Misophonics are not insulting you when they are triggered

Misophonics CANNOT help it

Shakespeare's Insult of the Week

“[Thou art] a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver’d, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mungril bitch." 

– King Lear (2.2)

Who Hurt You? (Part 1)

Title: Who Hurt You? (Part 1)

Pairing: DiNozzo x Reader

Word Count: 2,575

Warnings: angst, abuse from significant other (not Tony), and some cursing I think.

A/N: I have had this series for SO LONG. I was trying to save it for December, but I just couldn’t wait any longer! I hope you all love this! <3 Feedback is welcomed and appreciated!

You made your way to your desk and threw your jacket over the back of your chair.  You had a rough night last night with your boyfriend, Alex.  You had been together for almost two years.  At first he was loving, kind, and caring, but as the months went on he became more aggressive and more hurtful.  Instead of kissing you and taking you on dates, he would insult you and belittle anything you did.  These past few weeks he’d been more physical and you weren’t sure what to do about it.  You knew if your team found out, things would only become more of a hassle for you.  You didn’t want to answer questions and have them pester you on the matter.  You were going to think of a way out, even if it was on your own.  You didn’t want your team to think that you couldn’t handle it.  You fought off bad guys all the time, so this should be no different, right?

Your team was on a case where a Petty Officer was found dead on his ex-wife’s kitchen floor.  The husband and wife had been married for 10 years and he just got back from his last tour.  He was a respectable man and he seemed to be loved, except for the fact that one person didn’t love him enough to not kill him; his wife.  You were the one with the lead, but ultimately Abby pulled through and proved your hunch.  However, you still had to get her confession, so you weren’t done just yet.

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  • Dazai: You suck.
  • Mori: Insubordination!
  • Dazai: Sir, you suck, sir.

Ok so I don’t know enough about Aleppo right now to form an educated post.

But please, people reading this, protect your Muslim friends tomorrow, and the following days. They are not murders. They are not responsible for what will, and is, happening across the globe right now. They worship a deity, and are blamed for the actions of a small proportion of people. If you see someone who is Muslim being harassed, or assaulted, or facing any form of religious discrimination please take a stand against it. Go and sit with them, tell them everything is ok and that you are here for them. Stand between them and the person insulting them, the person assaulting them. Show kindness tomorrow, show kindness the following weeks. Show kindness always. Because you will save so many people, and potentially so many lives. It’s so so so important.

I’d appreciate if certain people would stop sending me messages about Lily’s insult of the week. I said I want to move on and that doesn’t help. Thank you.

anonymous asked:

So like not trying to be insulting, asking genuinely, how'd you afford to spend 3 weeks in Mexico?

I didn’t lol. I really shouldn’t have gone because I can’t afford it and am currently entirely broke but hey! Worth it

dearest kendull jenner,

believe it or not, the world is actually not out to get you! shocking, i know! you just genuinely are pretty terrible at what you do and people are tired of seeing you get handed opportunities that others who are more hardworking and passionate about their jobs don’t get :) you should learn to take constructive criticism, which is very valid, instead of acting like people are just “jealous haters”. no sweetie, no :) we are all just tired. you have proven time and time again that you have no intentions on trying to improve your modeling, as you continue to make the same lifeless expressions in every sect of work you do. you should take some notes from your best friend gigi who has stepped up her game a lot in the past year, including improving her runway walk and doing better editorials and actually taking constructive criticism instead of taking it as an insult! oh and also, next time you want to skip fashion week to go to a party that your friend is having at a nightclub in la, show some professionalism and care for your work and save the partying for after you start proving to people that you did and continue to deserve the september vogue cover, among countless other achievements that you have made that others probably deserved a lot more :)

sincerely,

everyone who gives a damn about fashion or simply professionalism in a job