So I was looking at this booklet/CD set thing an old band director gave me. It’s a “history of music” type thing. For the most part, it’s pretty good information and would be a nice introductory material for a music appreciation course or something.
Then I got to this page…
Seems pretty legit, right??? But wait…
wft is this shit? seriously? THAT IS NOT A “BASS CLARINET” IT IS A SOPRANO SAXOPHONE WHAT THE HELL
wait waitaRE THOSE TIMPANI MAdE OF WOOD OR SOME SHIT???
is… is that from a drum set??!??? ugh…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!!THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TUBA YOU IGNORANT FERRET
and what about the fucking “contrabassoon”? NO. NO.THAT IS A GOD DAMN BASS FLUTE YOU INSUFFERABLE TOMATO
This is ridiculous. Who the hell let this through to be published?! What absolute spleen weasel of an editor was drinking vodka and turtle piss when this came to their desk?
“So the guy in the row next to me purchased a seat for his Cello. While boarding, different flight attendants would walk past and tell him he couldn’t have it there and he kept producing a ticket for the seat."