instead if a club

Okay but, Au where underground Yoongi is in the middle of performing a very big show in his hometown and all the girls are throwing their bras on stage for him but he’s only got eyes for the cute boy with shaggy silvery hair who tossed his shirt up on stage instead.


Jimin is in the crowd of some packed Daegu club with Taehyung right beside him jumping and screaming along to the vulgar lyrics this rapper is spitting. Honestly, he’s kind of bored but Taehyung is cute and when he notices all the girls around them throwing their bras on the stage at the rapper, he gets an idea to entertain him.

“Taehyunggie! I’ll give you five bucks to throw your shirt on stage like these chicks are!”

Taehyung doesn’t even hesitate to rip off his tee shirt and just chucks it at the stage.  He nearly melts when Agust D, a.k.a his favorite rapper, catches it with a wink shot in his direction.

“Sending boys to Hong Kong with my tongue technology!”

Agust D raps the words with a  growl and suddenly  Taehyung is looking around the venue with wide eyes.

“Jimin keep watch I’m tossing my boxers up there next!”

Personal update

Hey can I just say that the opportunities involved with being at an actual university as opposed to a degree run by a college is amazing like I’ve been here 2 days and I’ve already volunteered for an electric motorcycle build, the uni’s environmental society named ‘the green team’, and the uni’s vegan society who chose to officially identify as a club instead of a society bc that means they can still do fundraisers and events.

I love this place

It was fifty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They’ve been going in and out of style
But they’re guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you’ve known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Happy 50th Anniversary Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band!

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Harry Styles doesn’t just want to be a rock star – he wants to be the rock star. And on his superb solo debut, the One Direction heartthrob claims his turf as a true rock & roll prince, a sunshine superman, a cosmic dancer in touch with his introspective acoustic side as well as his glam flash. He avoids the celebrity-guest debutante ball he could have thrown himself – instead, he goes for a intimately emotional Seventies soft-rock vibe. No club-hopping or bottles popping – it’s the after-hours balladry of a 23-year-old star wondering why he spends so much time in lonely hotel rooms staring at his phone. Harry digs so deep into classic California mellow gold, you might suspect his enigmatic new tattoos that say “Jackson” and “Arlo” refer to Browne and Guthrie.

“You can’t bribe the door on your way to the sky,” he warns early on in “Sign of the Times,” but the sky is where he’s aiming, and his sheer brazen confidence is dazzling – he never sounds like he’s trying too hard or scrounging for cred, which is where boy-band alumni usually screw up their solo records. The whole album has the personal yet witty spirit of the cover photo, where a topless Harry has a moment of doubt and pain in a bathtub full of pink unicorn tears. (His original title was Pink, because it’s “the only true rock & roll color.”) He spends a lot of the album wet, actually – whether it’s tears, other bodily fluids, or just “candy dripping on me till my feet are wet.”

Harry’s soft-rock fetish won’t surprise fans of One Direction gems like “Olivia” or “Stockholm Syndrome,” but this is the first time we’ve heard Sweet Baby Styles run with it for a whole album. The songs he tipped in advance didn’t play coy about his old-school inspirations – the Badfinger hook of “Ever Since New York,” the “Blackbird” guitar of “Sweet Creature,” the way “Sign of the Times” tweaks Queen and Bowie in candelabra mode – yet they all sound like him, playful and tender in equal measure. In most of these songs, he mourns a dead-end relationship, the kind where “comfortable silence is so overrated,” and you can hear that he’s been binging on singer-songwriter confessionals from Harry Nilsson’s Nilsson Schmillson to Taylor Swift’s Red. “Meet Me In The Hallway” sets the tone – a touch of John Lennon echo in his voice, a touch of Jimmy Page in the acoustic guitar – as he pleads like a love junkie craving a fix. “Carolina” rides a tropical low-rider summer groove, while the lovelorn “Two Ghosts” could pass for vintage Bread. “Woman” could be a lost slow-jam duet between Prince and Joe Walsh, as Harry asks, “Should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and see what we can find?”

He dabbles in hard rock raunch with “Kiwi” (“She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes/Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect”) and “Only Angel.” Yet he sounds brassiest, most confident, most himself when he gets vulnerable. He ends with “From the Dining Table,” an acoustic lament where he wakes up alone in yet another hotel room. (“Played with myself, where were you?/I fell back asleep and was drunk by noon/I’ve never felt less cool.”) Through it all, he manages to steer clear of all the traps that ordinarily sabotage a boy-band star’s solo move. But as the whole album proves, there’s not a thing ordinary about this guy. - Rolling Stone

When people think you’re dying, they really listen to you instead of… waiting for their turn to speak.
- Fight Club (1999)

ok but 21st century vampires 

  • they go out twenty minutes after sundown and set their phone alarms for half an hour before sunrise so they can cinderella it out of the club
  • instead of sleeping in coffins all day they marathon shows on netflix or blog or do makeup tutorials on youtube 
  • and ok, so many more job opportunities like
  • web design or extra cash from accounts on etsy or whatever
  • creatives who can make a profit from their work by selling it online
  • airplanes staffed by a coven who only ever take flights which take off and land in the dark, the pilot switching off to his co-pilot just before daybreak
  • every undesirable night shift in diners and gas stations and transport
  • night time road work crews
  • they bulk buy coconut water because its similar enough to blood plasma that they can cut back on real blood
  • transferring their raw wealth into real estate investments and inheriting the properties from themselves every few decades
  • tech savvy vamps who make a career out of helping others forge identities and stay off the grid without encumbering their real world interactions
  • using the internet to get in touch with others when you first turn
  • international covens keeping in touch via social media outlets
  • intra-covens activities organized via facebook events  
  • treaties sorted over skype calls

losers club as zodiac signs

bill denbrough: capricorn, aries

mike hanlon: aquarius

ben hanscom: cancer, leo

stan uris: virgo

richie tozier: scorpio, sagittarius

beverly marsh: gemini, taurus

eddie kaspbrak: libra, pisces

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You found it during your darkest time. And you said, when you made it through, that that necklace represented h o p e.

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Harry Styles, ‘Harry Styles’

We Say: [O]n his superb solo debut, the One Direction heartthrob claims his turf as a true rock & roll prince, a sunshine superman, a cosmic dancer in touch with his introspective acoustic side as well as his glam flash. He avoids the celebrity-guest debutante ball he could have thrown himself – instead, he goes for a intimately emotional Seventies soft-rock vibe. No club-hopping or bottles popping – it’s the after-hours balladry of a 23-year-old star wondering why he spends so much time in lonely hotel rooms staring at his phone. Harry digs so deep into classic California mellow gold, you might suspect his enigmatic new tattoos that say “Jackson” and “Arlo” refer to Browne and Guthrie. - RollingStone

being best friends with taehyung

Originally posted by celinet7

  • so first of all, you and taehyung would have met when you guys first started school
  • play dates at each others houses and silly promises
  • “i promise to stay friends until we are really old and can’t even walk.”
  • “i promise that too.”
  • you and his grandmother use to be extremely close, she would always make you guys a great big lunch
  • when he became a trainee, you and the rest of the boys would also become really close friends
  • taehyung would find himself getting jealous because the boys would always hang out with you when they were done practice
  • he soon started to drag you out of the building as soon as they were done, wanting to get alone time with you
  • lots of funny faces and weird noises would be shared between you guys
  • when the guys debuted everyone got sad because you all didn’t get to see eachother that much
  • random facetime calls from taehyung at 3am would always be a thing
  • you would cover ¾ of your face, really not comfortable with him - or anyone, seeing you without makeup
  • “y/n! show your face! that is the whole point of facetime! i’ve known for almost all my life. i don’t care if you don’t have makeup on!” 
  • “tae. just. no.”
  • both of you are very obnoxious, crazy and weird when you guys are together
  • when you guys are at the dorm, you would be screaming song lyrics and annoying the other boys 
  • “CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEEEEE”
  • that causes an angry jimin to run into the room, wanting to shoot the both of you
  • “i swear to GOD IF YOU GUYS DON’T SHUTUP” 
  • you guys would pull little pranks on the other boys too
  • jin was just trying to make himself a dinner
  • but it got ruined once you guys dumped a whole can of salt in it
  • you guys would also wake up yoongi, hoseok and namjoon by playing cypher in their ear and screaming the lyrics, jumping on their beds
  • overall i just feel like the members would hate it when you guys were at the dorm
  • PIGGY BACK RIDES EVERYWHERE ANYTIME
  • him texting you weird pictures and memes all the time
  • sleeping together in your underwear was a thing
  • BACK HUGS BACK HUGS BACK HUGS BA- back hugs
  • him constantly playing with your hair and annoying the shit out of you 
  • you would be talking to namjoon and taehyung would just start pulling random small little pieces of your hair
  • “yeah namjoon i totally agr- TAE WOULD YOU STOP! sorry, like i was saying…” 
  • him getting over protective when you get a new boyfriend 
  • “where is he taking you on this date? should i come with you guys and sit at a different table? will he kiss you? he better not kiss you since i haven’t approved of him yet.”
  • your parents would always ask how he was 
  • going on late night adventures were the usual
  • jungkook would third wheel all the time
  • jimin would tag along too
  • and the rare time hoseok will come for the adventure
  • your parents would 100% like it more if you were dating tae instead of your actual boyfriend
  • one night you went to the club with your friends because one of your friends’ boyfriend just broke up with her
  • then you saw your boyfriend making out with another girl. full on tongue shoved in one anothers mouths
  • you booked it out of the club and sped walked home in tears, already texting taehyung
  • tae can you come over? i’m sad and i need you
  • when you got home, taehyung would already be inside on your bed, waiting for you
  • “what happened? what did your asshole of a boyfriend do?” he would ask as you guys cuddled
  • you would still be bawling your eyes out onto his shirt
  • when you told tae what happened he would immediately stiffen and clench his jaw
  • “y/n, i told you he was an asshole. you should’ve listened to me. its okay now though. you don’t need to date someone like him. you need to date someone like me. or better yet, me.”  

this one sucked i’m sorry

Gonna meta analyze real quick but part one of The Get Down was from Zeke’s POV which is why we saw characters such as Mylene and Shao in such great lighting and effects, like how Shao started off as some mysterious, mythical figure on a quest doing back flips and always being back lit by the sun and Mylene as an angel with a voice from heaven, but when both characters get to know Zeke better and eventually these special effects stop being used as much and theyre scene more as humans and not idols. Also scenes where Zeke is not involved are heavily stylized (shaos meetings with Grandmaster Flash, the murder in the club, mylenes audition in the church, Dizzys experience at the club) because he’s imagining what happened.

Part two is from Dizzys POV which is more obvious because of all the comic art work bits and such but also shows his thought process. Dizzy also had a ton of fantasy scenes in this part, which he didn’t have when the show was from Zekes POV Dizzys speech and actions are more understandable to the viewer in part two because we can see how he views others and such but is just as fucking weird . He doesn’t romanticize people as much as Zeke does but instead fantasizes events and places (Ruby Con, the Club, the party in Jackie’s Room with the drag queens , even prison) . This also explains why there’s a ton more obvious queer subtext when it comes to Shao and Yolanda in part 2, because Zeke didn’t pick up on the little things that Dizzy did.

every post thats like “we need lgbt cafes instead of these icky gay clubs!” or whatever the fuck those geeks say stems from internalized homophobic views and perpetuates the predatory gay and hypersexual gay stereotypes & thats that on THAT! 

Pssst

I’m gonna start a bisexual fight club
Except instead of fighting we all just chill in someone’s basement for like two hours
Except we still call it a fight club so everyone thinks we’re cooler than we really are
When in actuality we’re all just sipping on juice boxes in silence
Who’s in?