How the signs study for exams

Aries: Gets books out to study, arranges coloured pens neatly, tilts pretty lamp for perfect lighting, gets out the macbook and highlighters… spends 3 hours setting up the shot, adding filters, then instagrams it to make them feel like they’ve done work.

Taurus: Maintains the perfect 3 minutes of work : 3 hours of sleep ratio (somehow still passes).

Gemini: Keenly studying… the contents of every Netflix show.

Cancer: Putting on music to help them study, then getting triggered by the music and spends the next 4 hours reading through old conversations with their ex.

Leo: Does other productive shit to make them feel less guilty like run, clean the house, learn 5 languages… anything to avoid actually studying for what they need to be studying for.

Virgo: Scrolling through their dream life on Pinterest which requires $$$ to achieve which requires good grades. 

Libra: *Writes date and title* *makes themselves a candlelit bath* TREAT YO     S E L F, LOVE UR SELF, DRINK WATER, TAKE BREAKS, UWU !!

Scorpio: …I can always be a stripper. 

Sagittarius: Making travel plans for after their exams finish.

Capricorn: Actually studying.

Aquarius: Deconstructing the educational system, convincing themselves exams do not measure our true intelligence and in turn are meaningless. 

Pisces: 1 hour of work for every 10 hours of crying/complaining/moaning/worrying/procrastinating (about) it.


Headache and Heartache

It’s difficult to be happy without you – but I’m trying. Happiness was always where you are and it’s difficult to know where to look for it now. Happiness used to be just a message or a phone call away… and it always came in the form of your luminous smile.
But where do I look for it now that you’re gone?
I swear some days it feels like you took the sunlight with you and left me alone in the dark. Even the brightest days feel overcast and grey, like I’m looking at the world through some depressing Instagram filter.
You always had this way about you… this brightness… this light. You made me see things with a different perspective… Just one message from you and the worst day ever suddenly seemed not so bad.
You have this way of making people happy; of bringing positivity into their day and I miss that. I miss you. I miss us. And I know I’m being selfish because you’ve moved on and you’re happy without me… I just wish I knew a way to be happy without you.
Phil liveshow recommendations

just if you need something calming in the background or in the
mood for story time:
Dan’s liveshows

November 22, 2014
He wears his moose hat pretty much through the whole thing, #MooseFacts, talks about if he were in a play or *cough cough* stage show, and he talks about his time in Faintheart as an extra (and there’s the drawing game at the end) 
February 1, 2014
POWER OUTAGE!! (the audio is a bit weird and fuzzy but you get used to it, it clears out eventually) He’s stealing the internet connection from his neighbors, candles everywhere, and spooky horror stories.
March 13, 2016
Doggo on the couch keeping us company “be good”,  he predicts (psychic phil theory?) instagram adapting snapchat filters, Poe the cactus update #MutationStatus, and Phil’s ideal animal persona is a cat 
November 14, 2015 - ft. Dan
Dan’s interview with the Hunger Games trio, the struggle of calling up American venues for tour, BOOK & TOUR CHAT, Phil’s cute support for Dan feeling sad over Kanye, PINOF 7, x-files, bantz, just overall soft and wonderfullness
[this was my first ever liveshow so it’s very special to me blah blah emotional tie you don’t care]
July 14, 2012
Finding a London apartment, sassy glasses, le sip of coffee, he has cereal next to his bed (??? explains a lot), the lights get funky, he draws cat whiskers on his face, AMAZINGPHIL THE STRIPPER & POLE DANCER 

other recs