shiratorizawa's reaction to being woken up at 3 am by their s/o sending them memes pls ?? thx
this is it everyone. i was put on this earth a little more than 23 years ago to fill this exact request with the expansive knowledge of memes i’ve collected in my spare time since the dawn of memeing, from when it was just a niche subculture coming from the cesspool of Actual Flaming Shit that is 4chan to modern-day popular usage. i even went ahead and gave each one a specific meme to help me out.
i’m going with shiratorizawa starters + semi again. tendou’s ties-in with this headcanon post about him.
The meme you send him: Look at all those chickens! accompanied with the message “Me, showing off you and the rest of the volleyball team”
He doesn’t understand this at all. Those aren’t chickens, those are geese. Shiratorizawa has nothing to do with geese. Perhaps you’re just confused because it’s late at night and you should be asleep. He answers back simply, “Please do not think of me or anyone else on the team as chicken or geese. Goodnight.” He doesn’t bring it up in the morning.
The meme you send him: you just send him a text that says, “The Game”
It takes him a while to register the text between being sleepy and the vagueness of it. But then he remembers and he just about tosses his phone across the room. Really?! People are still playing that?! What year is it?! At least you lost too, because you had to have thought about it to text it to him. He’s a grump in the morning when he sees you.
The meme you send him: Reasons to Live Pepe but with his face photoshopped into the book in the second panel
At first he’s worried that
you’re texting him at such a late hour and he’s ready to come to your rescue, but
when he opens the text, his fear subsides. He’s very flattered that you feel
that way, but the frog-man thing is somewhat… disturbing. (C’mon, Reon, Pepe
can be cute at times!
just not this Pepe.) Not to mention, you both
really should be sleeping. In the morning he gently suggests, that in the
future, to not meme too hard past midnight.
The meme you send him: You rapid fire text him “Je suis un Ananas” about 30 times (from this video)
Given that does this to you ALL THE TIME already, it was only a matter of time before you started doing it to him. He should have known better. Now you’ve challenged him to the Ultimate Meme-Off and he has no choice but to scour the internet for the finest vintage memes—we’re talking memes such as the “The Kitty Cat Dance”—because he knows your comebacks will mostly be very obscure or specific ones from the Modern Era of Memes. It is on like Dankey Kang. He can sleep when he’s dead.
The meme you send him: this and various other memes involving “I LOVE YOU” being shouted via caps lock
He forgot to turn down the volume on his phone before going to bed so his text alert going off nearly gives him a heart attack. He gets really flustered from the memes, so much that he has to cover his face with his hands and lie back down because you’re killing him! He doesn’t even care that you woke him up in the middle of the night. This is the best night ever! He can’t wait to see you in morning.
The meme you send him: First you send him the message, “Get ready to have your mind blown” and then proceed to send him rapid-fire Troll Physics comics (example)
He lets out a very resigned sigh because he knows exactly what you’re up to, just not what flavor it’ll be this time. He reads the comics—yes, all of them—that you send and for a minuscule moment he considers sending you the actual math and science behind why they’re wrong. Except that’s the point. He shuts off his text tone for the rest of the night and doesn’t say a word about it in the morning.
The meme you send him: Instagram quote rebuttals / hipster edits (example)
He squints his eyes at the brightness of his screen and it takes him a while to process what you’ve actually sent him. When it finally registers that you sent him a meme of all things (he was expecting something a little sexier given the late hour), he rolls his eyes and sends back a “Go to bed, you meme-loving fuck” before going back to sleep himself. At least it was one you both have jokes about and made your own versions of. He finds a few on his phone during breakfast to show you.
The meme you send him: Spongebob but with Alfonso Riberio’s face… you know the one
The text startles him awake, but he’s slow to look at his phone. He stares at it for a while, expecting something to happen as if it were a GIF or even a jump scare. It’s neither, thankfully, especially the latter. He doesn’t understand this and actually calls you to ask you what this means. Are you being cryptic? Even when you tell him it’s just supposed to be a silly picture, he still doesn’t understand. Poor guy will never understand your weird humor.