insomnia cookies

Since all the dining halls are closed today I walked to Subway (it’s like a mile away) but while I was there it started raining and I didn’t want to walk all the way back to my dorm room in the rain so I went next door to Insomnia Cookies and asked for a delivery for cookies but with me too and that’s the story of how I got a ride home and a dozen cookies for only 11$

New College Baking Show

Host: Contestants, today you must present a dessert using only the resources available in your kitchen. 

*an hour later*

Contestant 1: I put together a peanut butter mug cake with a nutella cream cheese frosting, topped with a light dusting of pretzel crumbs. 

Contestant 2: I ordered insomnia cookies, they should be here in 30-45 minutes. 

Contestant 3: Here’s a shot of vodka.