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Iiiii am triggered by a fictional stuuuuuuf ヽ(*・ω・)ノ I am a triggered bitch and I am dead insiiiiide~ Now I start to remember why I used to block nsfw taaag~ I am dead (:

lvcette asked:

All of the voicemail things for Luca bc I'm trash

  • ☺: for a happy voicemail

“I’M MAKING LEMON POPPYSEED MUFFINS AND IF YOU DONT GET OVER HERE AND TRY THEM I’M DISOWNING YOU.”

  • ♥ : for a loving voicemail

“I know it’s supposed to just be sex- but it means so much more than that…. you mean so much more than that. I love you, dude.”

  • ♚ : for a confessing voicemail

“It’s too much for me, okay? It’s too fucking much and you’re too much and I can’t handle it, okay? I’m going away for awhile. Call you when I get there.”

  • ☆ : for a drunken voicemail

“DO YOU BELEIVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE? *Bass pumping* I CAN HEAR SOMETHING INSIIIIIDE ME SAY, I REALLY DON’T THINK YOU’RE STRONG ENOUGH OOOOOOHHHH”

  • ✾: for a congratulatory voicemail

“Yaaaaaas! We are celebrating the end of the semster with a bar hop starting at the SKull- be there at 6 or drinks are on you…. Who are we kidding they’ll probably be on you anyway.”

  • ☽: for the final voicemail ever received (think death, etc)

“Hey, did I leave my sweater at your house? Shoot me a text and let me know- love you!”

  • ϟ: for a break up voicemail

“Who are we kidding, Lu? I know it’s not working, you know it’s not working. Let’s just stop it now before we fuck everything up.”

  • ♦: for an apologetic voicemail

“I’m sorry, is that what you wanted to hear? I’m sorry and it won’t stop eating at me and I can’t think of a better way to do this than leave a message in your fucking inbox. I’m sorry, okay? I fucked up.”

  • ♣: for a sad voicemail

*Muffled sounds of Ben crying followed by shuffling* Shit! *Disconnected*

  • ☎: for a voicemail not meant for you

“Look I know we didn’t get to finish what we were talking about earlier, but I’d like to… a lot. Just, don’t tell Luca yet, okay? You know how she gets.”

  • ☃: for a holiday-centric voicemail

“You are my suuuunshine! My only suuunshine! You make me haaaaappy when skies are graaaay! Happy Birthday!!!”

  • ✉: for a ‘BIG NEWS!’ voicemail

“GRADUATION MOTHAFUCKER. I grabbed a bottle of Dom Perignon for the ceremony that I’m gonna shove up my pants… Hopefully they think it’s just my massive wang.”

  • ♫: for a vague voicemail

“I think we should talk. Call me back.”