what your fav act 2 song says about you

Welcome to Falsettoland – you just really want to punch nancy reagan in the face

The Year of the Child – your favorite line in the whole musical is “look, look, look, look, look, it’s a lesbian from next door!”

Miracle of Judaism – you are secretly a 12 year old boy on the inside

The Baseball Game – you live for marvin trying to flirt with whizzer

A Day in Falsettoland – you are in awe at the groundbreaking way finn draws parallels between all the romances in the show

Everyone Hates His Parents – you either had a bad relationship with your parents of just really love mendel 

What More Can I Say? – you truly believe marvin and whizzer invented true love

Something Bad Is Happening – you call dr. charlotte your wife

Holding to the Ground –  you definitely support trina and love her character development

Days Like This – you love the tight knit family antics and probably want your own found family

Cancelling the Bar Mitzvah – you actually trust mendel’s advice (which you shouldn’t)

Unlikely Lovers – you’re literally gay

Another Miracle of Judaism – jason is your child and you would die for him

You Gotta Die Sometime –  you just really want andrew to win that damn tony part 2

Jason’s Bar Mitzvah – you cried when mendel said “son of whizzer, son of mendel, and godchild to the lesbians from next door”

What Would I Do? – you just love crying I guess

jedi fundraising post the clone wars, because they need some extra credits to fix this Mess:

the bake sale

  • The clones’ cake pops taste the best. The (very much alive) younglings helped them and accidentally ate half of what they made, so now the whole event has a bunch of hyper force-sensitive toddlers running around
  • Luminara’s cookies have a Worrying amount of sugar. It’s how she Copes
  • Obi Wan’s cupcakes are certified biohazards and cannot be sold legally, but they sell out within an hour on coruscant’s black market
  • Thirty seven buyers are Very Disappointed when they find out that the listing for A Chance To Get A Taste of General Kenobi’s Baked Goods is a lot more literal than anticipated.
  • Eight fights break out over whether ‘cupcakes’ means his pecs or his butt. Anakin is responsible for instigating all of them.
  • Plo Koon’s shady brownies are Huge Hits. a fourth of his sales come from fellow jedi masters.  

the calendar

  • Obi Wan and Anakin are on the front cover, training. Because this is a Respectable Fundraising Calendar That Follows The Rules Of Fundraising Calendars, Obi Wan and Anakin are missing robes and most of their clothes. They have their lightsabers out and are back-to-back, obi doing the Soresu Fingers™ and anakin Smouldering Intensely directly at the camera
  • Originally, Obi was on the front cover. shirtless in just his leggings, meditating, after a series of Strenuous Forms that left him Glistening With Sweat. But people kept swooning before they even got to the second picture, so they moved this one inside
  • The jedi calendar almost became an obi wan calendar, but Obi “accidentally” deleted half his pictures out of embarrassment
  • There’s one of Obi in The Red Mandalorian Armor™, because the props guy had some lying around and got Ideas. This picture accidentally ends up becoming a recruitment poster for Mandalore. Numbers go up Significantly
  • Kit Fisto’s got the underwater shoot covered
  • Anakin’s solo is him piloting a jedi starfighter. He is not wearing everything someone piloting a jedi starfighter should be wearing. But his Smile and Curls and Boob Muscles are out in Full Force, so even Obi doesn’t say anything
  • yoda offers to join and they tell him he can be on the space version of feb 29. it’s a leap year

the speeder wash

  • They have to take their robes off for this one, too. it’s kit fisto’s fave fundraiser, he’s In His Element and ecsTATIC the entire day
  • Anakin too is ecstatic, bc he’s around speeders!! All day!! He keeps taking people’s fancy speeders for a ‘test run’ after he’s done washing them. Anakin rakes in the Most in tips
  • Quinlan Vos poses on every single speeder he touches. It’s the most extra but also a Lot. The jedi are his family, and if he can help his family by spreading himself improperly on the hood of a luxury speeder while cameras flash wildly, then vos is damn well going to do it. No, Master Windu, I will not sit properly, and NO, Obi Wan, I will not stop ripping off my clothes in slow motion
  • At least one v tipsy customer def comes up to obi wan like ‘i have a speeder you can help me clean’ and shows him a Hastily Applied and Questionably Located speeder tattoo
  • (it’s a lot more than one customer.)
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Here they are, in stunning technicolor! I do my best to keep my tags organized and any triggers labeled. If you think I missed anything though, please let me know so I can fix it. Enjoy!

(6/4/17: More Coreigns [or maybe Bareigns? We’ll never know], I give you Despite It All!)

(6/11/17: Despite It All yet again, enjoy the Coreigns! [Or Bareigns, Baroman, Roron, Rombin…] Also added Finally to the list, down in the Roman Reigns section! Also also I believe I fixed the links problem, so everything should work now. Thanks for the heads up!)

(6/18/17: Ambrose returns in Green! Remember to be safe when you play everyone!)

~Ambreigns (Dean Ambrose/Roman Reigns):

Affection (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose [Jon Moxley], brief Roman Reigns x Seth Rollins) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

Chance (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) Rated M for language and feels

Defense (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) [roommate!AU] Rated M for smut

Peace Of Mind/Day Old Hate (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose, implied Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose x Seth Rollins) Rated M for language and feels

Reasons (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) Rated M for smut

Stitches (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) Rated M for smut

Swap (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) [soulmate!AU] Rated M for smut

Thirty-Five (Roman Reigns x Dean Ambrose) [high school!AU] Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

~Baron Corbin:

As Usual (Baron Corbin x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut

Day Off (Baron Corbin x female reader) Rated M for smut

Quiet Prologue, Quiet Part One, Quiet Part Two, Quiet Part Three and Quiet Part Four (werewolf!Baron Corbin x female reader) Rated M for smut

Us (Baron Corbin x female reader) Rated M for smut

~Coreigns (Baron Corbin/Roman Reigns):

Despite It All Part One and Despite It All Part Two (Baron Corbin x Roman Reigns) [AU] Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

The Empire (Baron Corbin x Roman Reigns) [Suplex City!AU] Rated M for smut and feels

~Baron Corbin and Roman Reigns (not Coreigns):

For The Pack (alpha!Baron Corbin, alpha!Roman Reigns x omega!female reader) [college!AU] Rated M for threesome smut, trigger warnings listed inside

~Bo Dallas:

Business (AlphaBiker!Bo Dallas x Omega!unnamed OFC) [biker!AU] Rated M for smut

Nobody Important Part One and Nobody Important Part Two (Bo Dallas x female reader) Rated M for smut and feels

Touch (professor!Bo Dallas x female reader) [college!AU] Rated M for smut and feels

~Chris Jericho:

Only One (Chris Jericho x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut, trigger warning listed inside

~Colin Cassady/Big Cass:

Satisfaction (Colin Cassady x female reader) Rated M for smut

~Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley:

Different (werewolf!Dean Ambrose x female reader) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

Green (Dean Ambrose x female reader) [Roommate!AU] Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

Intense (Dean Ambrose x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut

Kitten Part One, Kitten Part Two, Kitten Part Three, Kitten Part Four, Kitten Part Five, Kitten Part Six, Kitten Part Seven, Kitten Part Eight, Kitten Part Nine, Kitten Part Ten and Epilogue (Jon Moxley x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut and feels, trigger warnings listed inside various parts

~Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S.):

Deadline (Irwin R. Schyster x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut

~Jeff Hardy:

Downright Neighborly Part One and Downright Neighborly Part Two (Jeff Hardy x female reader) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside part two

~Kevin Nash/Diesel:

It’s Going To Take A Lot and Epilogue (Diesel [Kevin Nash] x named OFC) [Trucker!AU] Rated M for smut

~MoxLea (Jon Moxley/Leakee):

Help Part One and Help Part Two (Jon Moxley x Leakee) Rated M for smut

~Roman Reigns:

Careful (Roman Reigns x female reader) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

Finally (Roman Reigns) Drabble. Rated V for violence

Need Part One, Need Part Two and Need Part Three (werewolf!Roman Reigns x female reader) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

Nerves (Roman Reigns x unnamed OFC) Rated M for smut

New Year Part One and New Year Part Two (Roman Reigns x female reader) Rated M for smut

~Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose (not Ambreigns):

Reigning Champions Part One, Reigning Champions Part Two, Reigning Champions Part Three and Reigning Champions Part Four (Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns x female reader) Rated M for threesome smut, trigger warnings listed inside

~Seth Rollins:

Lost (Seth Rollins x female reader) Rated M for smut

~Sheambrose (Dean Ambrose/Sheamus):

The Saloon ([Dean Ambrose x Sheamus] x female reader) [Suplex City!AU] Rated M for threesome smut

~Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan, Luke Harper):

Lamb Part One and Lamb Part Two (Bray Wyatt, Erick Rowan and Luke Harper x female reader) Rated M for smut, trigger warnings listed inside

~Xavier Woods:

Gauntlet (Xavier Woods x female reader) Rated M for smut

anonymous asked:

If you haven't written about it before, a poetry prompt of stigmata? (If you have I'd love to be pointed in that direction, I love stigmata poetry and your poetry so, ideal combo)

you lead the riots with your hands.
under your touch the trouts peel
back their own skins, discard
their scales & bones, dance

themselves into loaves of wheat.
for you. i witness the miracle & ache
to become larger than myself.

standing on your blistered feet
to preach, sunlight dyeing your skin
amber & mythic, you say, love

came first. it lives here inside
the wounded flesh. & a river slowly
exhumes itself. & i wake.

held up to your ribs i must look small
as a sparrow drowning in the sea.
stars spill from you where blood

should. ghosts build cities of weep-
ing in your chest & you carry them all.

to walk in your shadow’s borders.
to whisper your shackle-melting songs.

to march until empires cinder & the pain
of you subsides. anything, anything.

your palms glow rose-
gold in the dark & oh how i press
my lips to them–

Monsta X As Your Boyfriend - I.M
  • When he confesses, he’ll try his best to sound confident
    • Sweaty palms
    • And armpits
    • Trying to read you– whether or not you’re disgusted or actually interested in him
  • When you say yes, he won’t believe it
    • A wave of relief didn’t just wash over him, it also pushed him down to the ground of happiness
  • Not too much skinship
    • Cheek kisses
    • Short, little hugs
    • And teasing your height would be included
  • He will never take you for granted
    • Even when it seems he’s being cocky or when he’s joking around
  • Gifts ranging from 50 cent capsule machines to handmade gifts that you’ll use every day
    • He wouldn’t realize that you keep them all which he feels special, grateful, and warm inside
  • The best listener you could ask for
    • And the best at surprise hugs
  • At first, he would be shy and always asking if you’re okay
    • But then, he would laugh if you fell down or accidentally burped at the quietest places
  • Quite observant of your feelings
    • Doesn’t want to push it, but he really does care about how you feel because if you’re unhappy, so is he
    • Even if you don’t like people being concerned for you
  • Makes you feel guilty when he takes responsibility for taking care of things
    • It’s just because he’s an independent person and often thinks he can take care of it himself
    • Puts you first
  • He wants his significant other to not always do the work and let them be treated like royalty every once and a while
  • A lot, and I mean a lot, of creative and hilarious jokes
  • Great at planning out trips for the both of you
  • A reliable, responsible, disciplined, and perfect boyfriend you believe you don’t deserve
  • Willing to sit down and do nothing on a summer night
    • Hammock cuddles
  • In the end, he wants to make you feel special and loved in every way
    • If he could, he would yell it out to the world
    • A kiss on a forehead for a good night

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anonymous asked:

Hello! Could you do an scenario where the rfa+saeran+v invite mc to a picnic? What things would they eat and where? :) Thank you~

This is such a cute idea! But we got so hungry while thinking of these…hehe. Hope you like these~


  • He had a show one Saturday morning
  • It’s a play in the park
  • He knows you’ve had a busy few weeks, so he invites you out to see him and to lunch with im afterwards
  • You weren’t expecting the picnic he planned
  • He laid out a blanket in front of the stage and had a basket ready
  • There were goldfish shaped buns, and since he can’t cook, he just made some triangle sandwiches, and of course some beer
  • For entertainment, he asked some of his coworkers to chip in
  • So there was live music, a few poetry recitals, and sometimes the backdrop changed
  • All in all, it was really sweet and romantic


  • He planned for you two to go on a hike together on a trail nearby
  • He had packed a basket for a picnic
  • But he wouldn’t tell you what food was inside
  • The hike itself was…well, he had forgotten how out of shape he was
  • He needed a few moments to breathe when you got to the top
  • Finally, he unloaded the basket of everything he cooked
  • Each piece of food had a memory associated with your relationship
  • There was heart and star shaped sandwiches, chocolate milk, omurice, and other cute snacks
  • You guys spend a lot of the time just talking and enjoying the view
  • Near the end, he brings out his polaroid camera and snaps a bunch of pictures for his photo album
  • The hike back was tiring, but nothing could wipe the smile off of your faces


  • You both finally had a weekend free in a very long time
  • When Jaehee heard the weather was nice, she asked if you would accompany her for a picnic in the park nearby
  • She tells you to meet her there
  • When you do, she set up the whole thing in a nice secluded area with picnic tables and a bench
  • She had table cloths, plates, and cutlery already set out for you
  • She had just finished barbecuing some meat she marinaded herself
  • She had brought a tiny coffee maker so you two could enjoy fresh iced tea and iced coffee
  • For dessert, she made cookies ahead of time which were decorated with a bunch of your favorite things
  • To end off the day, you dragged her to the playground nearby
  • You just talked while on the swings for the next few hours


  • He invited you over for lunch one weekend, but he didn’t tell you what he had planned
  • One of the security guards led you to the garden and gave you a note from him
  • The note held an invitation for a picnic for two…you just had to find him in his garden
  • It was a sweet gesture, but you kept getting lost
  • He came and found you in the end
  • In the centre, near a beautiful fountain, he had a blanket set up on the ground
  • Inside the basket was sandwiches and side dishes he had made himself, since he wanted it to be special
  • You were so touched at how thoughtful he was
  • The crusts were neatly removed, and the sandwiches were cut in perfect squares
  • When he casually announces it only took him two hours, you were about to melt
  • You were resting your head on his lap and nodded off
  • He tried to take some pictures, but they all came out blurry
  • You made up for it and took some photos of you both that came out nice and clear
  • It was one of the most peaceful days you had


  • He had this weekend planned ahead of time
  • He had already made you save the date and had already planned a picnic at night under the stars
  • But it just happened to pour down rain that day
  • He didn’t want to cancel, so he tells you to come over anyway
  • When you get there, his entire living room is transformed
  • He put some lights and glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and dimmed the lights
  • He set up a blanket in the middle along with a few pillows in case the floor was hard
  • He was so busy setting up the living room that he didn’t really cook, so he ordered out burgers for you two
  • But, he did make sure there was lots of snacks (HBC) and drinks (Dr. Pepper)
  • You guys spend the rest of the evening just talking or finding the constellations he hid in the lights
  • You didn’t know you both pulled an all nighter until your usual morning alarm went off


  • He noticed how stressed you’d been lately
  • And also how you’ve been wanting a home cooked meal since you were too busy to cook
  • So he wants to plan a nice lunch for you
  • He invites you over to his house one weekend and takes you into the backyard
  • He has a pot of spaghetti and meatballs laid out on the picnic tables
  • “Aww! Saeran, you made the meatballs into heart shapes!”
  • “Yeah…uh…that was definitely, totally on purpose.”
  • He also got all your favorite cookies
  • You suggest putting ice cream in the middle of them to make ice cream sandwiches
  • He looks at you with such love in his eyes
  • At the end, neither one of you want to leave so you go inside and spend the rest of the night watching movies together


  • You usually meet up on the weekends
  • So it was no surprise when he invited you to his place for lunch
  • You weren’t expecting the blanket on the ground with a basket on his patio
  • He decorated the small area by hanging pictures of you two around
  • He places a flower crown on your head, which makes you a little confused, but you go with it
  • He’s seen the edits
  • He pulls out a small bowl of prepared pasta salad
  • He also made some chicken parm sandwiches with fancy bread
  • For dessert, he even baked pie with a design on the crust
  • When it’s all done, you take a long walk around the lake nearby
  • As gentlemanly as ever, he takes you home and  kisses you at the door

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Monsta X reaction to their s/o being drunk

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Originally posted by dazzlingkai


  • It was just a small gathering among friends and Shownu and you were there
  • Alcoholic beverages are hard to avoid especially when it’s been like a couple of months or year that you’ve seen each other
  • Not really knowing how you can handle your alcohol, Shownu passed you a shot glass of soju
  • Chugging down the last drop of soju, you could feel your body reacting to the alcohol 
  • Feeling a little bit hot, you’d casually remove your jacket and would ask for another shot 
  • And it goes on and on until you’ve reached maybe 10 shot glasses of soju
  • Your cheeks would be so flushed and the way you spoke would be slower than the usual
  • Once Shownu notices this, he’d actually sigh and would excuse both of yourselves and everyone would actually understand 
  • Shownu would be assisting you out of the restaurant while you would just giggle and smile widely at Shownu, slurring out words that only you knew about
  • you…re….so adskljdsa…cuteajdsiaojsdjioasdn”
  • “what are you trying to say, jagi? sigh..”
  • As soon as you got in the car, he’d fasten your seatbelt and would bring the two of you to the nearest convenience store 
  • He’d leave you for a moment and would buy some hutgaesoo for you to drink the next day and maybe some bottled water to keep you hydrated
  • After all those things, he’d drive the two of you back to your house and he’d wash you up actually and change your clothes before he places you on your bed and pass out right beside you since he’s tired lelelelel

Originally posted by bunnywonho


  • The two of you decided to have some soju and beer while watching some show 
  • and at some point, the two of you had some heart to heart to while chugging down a glass of beer or soju or even mix 
  • until you’ve actually went pass your limits, aka… you got drunk lol
  • and Wonho would actually notice this since he’d seen you drunk before and you were practically bawling your eyes out
  • when you just talked about the time when you were still young and winnie the pooh’s great adventure was the movie that you’d always watch
  • and this would literally make Wonho burst out laughing at how cute you were
  • he’d pull you into his arms, rubbing your back 
  • while he’d constantly say ‘sshhh, it’s okay’
  • ‘i don’t even know why i’m crying *hick*”
  • ‘huuuuuuuuu….. huuhuhuhuhuhuhu’
  • and Wonho would tell you that the two of you should stop drinking now 
  • but then when you’d immediately rush to the bathroom and vomit 
  • he’d be there by your side, holding back your hair and caress your back
  • then Wonho would wash you up, like Shownu, and slowly guide you to your bed
  • he’d play with your hair while waiting for you to fall asleep 
  • and when you’d finally fall asleep, he’d go back to the living room and clean up all the mess that the two of you did 
  • and would turn off all the lights after before going back to your room and plopping his whole body beside you
  • thinking how to stop you from drinking too much and end up crying 
  • and he’d actually try to think of ways to decline drinks for you

Originally posted by sonhyunwoomx


  • After a successful win, the boys had a after party with all the staff and other artists in some restaurant and you were there with him
  • Knowing how low your alcohol tolerance is, you’d actually try to decline the offers and such 
  • but when their President offered you a drink, you couldn’t help but accept it as a sign of respect
  • [y/n]-ah, here have some vodka.”
  • “a-ah… yeah, thank you.”
  • “you’re welcome. drink up, alright?”
  • “ne~”
  • And the offering of drinks would constantly pile up and you’d just drink all those drinks slowly until you’d feel lightheaded and not yourself
  • hey [y/n], have some more of these drinks!”
  • You’d excuse yourself and sit by the table of the boys but you’d be at the corner with your eyes drooping from all those drinks
  • and before you knew it, you’d actually pass out like legit passed out with your head resting on the table
  • Once Minhyuk and the boys saw this, they’d be confused at first 
  • but once they saw how red your ears and cheeks were, they’d know that your drunk
  • and I think Minhyuk would be amazed on how you’d be when you’re drunk
  • He’d actually leave the restaurant first with you on his back 
  • Once the two of you arrive home, just like the first two boys, he’d wash you up but then he wouldn’t be able to change your clothes
  • since it was hard….. and you were heavy…. 
  • So he’d tuck you in bed and would go out to buy some hangover drinks for you to take
  • and would probably join you after buying all the things he needed

Originally posted by kihqun


  • By the second that you’ve started to sing your heart out and maybe dance to some music
  • Kihyun would already know that you’re drunk af
  • And he’d actually let you enjoy for quite some time since he, himself, was also having fun
  • When you’d suddenly rush out of the room and head directly to the bathroom, he’d be trailing behind you with a pack of wipes on his hand
  • He’d hold your hair back for you while telling you to just let it all out
  • And by the second you’re done, he’d make you face him 
  • and he’d start wiping your face while you just stare at him like a kid
  • Once the two of you go back to the room, you’d just be staying beside him
  • while spacing out for a bit before Kihyun finally decides that the two of you should go home and all
  • babe, let’s go.”
  • “nooo… i don’t want to…”
  • “we need to go, you’re practically drunk and you look like you just went to the sauna for an hour straight, your face is practically red!”
  • “i don’t want toooooooo…”
  • Kihyun would have no choice but to carry you bridal-style while walking towards your apartment
  • let’s just say your place is near the noraebang 
  • and when Kihyun notices that you’ve fallen asleep in his arms, he’d chuckle and would lay you down on your bed once the two of you arrive
  • he’d go to the bathroom and get a wet cloth and would wipe your face, your arms
  • and he’d remove the stuff that were quite uncomfortable and would try to look up the recipe for hangover soup

Originally posted by min-shookga-yoongi


  • This boy knew how you’d turn out when you’d get drunk
  • and he’d constantly warned you to not drink a lot but nooo, you decided to not listen to him 
  • It was the New Year’s celebration and all of the boys and you gathered up in their dorm to have some drinks and some food
  • Jooheon, along with Minhyuk and Changkyun, actually bought tons of fancy drinks that could literally get you drunk in just one glass
  • Hyungwon would give you the look but then you’d flash him a smile before accepting the shot glass that Wonho offered you
  • You better not whine when you’d get a massive headache tomorrow”
  • ‘It’ll just be a little bit, babe~’
  • ‘A little bit means you getting your ass drunk, huh?’
  • ‘Noooooo….’
  • And Hyungwon would be freaking right to which he’d just sit on his chair, leaning back on the back rest with a goblet filled with wine on his right hand
  • After the fifth glass, you were already drunk and Hyungwon would just look at you with a ‘i-told-you-so’ look
  • before gulping down the wine and bring you to their room and let you lie down on his bed
  • but before that he’d let you drink up a glass of water and he’d leave the room while you’ve fallen asleep
  • he’d also get some wipes and go back to the room to clean you up 
  • and after that, he’d go back to the living room to enjoy more drinks with the boys
  • but it’d be interrupted when they’d hear you slam the bathroom door shut 
  • Hyungwon would practically get up, hold your hair back for you, wash you up and would sleep with you already 

Originally posted by caughtinakpop


  • You were the type of drunk person who’d spit out raps 
  • and lemme tell you, the raps that you’d spit out were deep, so deep that you wouldn’t be able to get out from it
  • Jooheon and you were bored for quite some time that the two of you decided to go the nearest bar 
  • and this bar had like a small stage for those who wanted to perform
  • It first started out as a ‘a shot glass for you and a shot glass for me’ and ‘let’s take this whole thing slow while enjoying some performance’
  • Thinking that everything would be okay, the two of you continued to try new drinks that the bartender would offer
  • Until it reached to a point where in you’d look fine on the outside but dead-drunk on the inside
  • The only thing that can indicate that you were drunk af were your ears, it was beet-red 
  • Suddenly, you’ve got the sudden urge to go up to the stage and start rappin’
  • It’d surprise Jooheon when you’d start asking for a beat and rapping to your hearts content
  • By the second you’d finish, you’d walk towards Jooheon with a big smile on your face, to which he’d ask if you’re drunk and you’d actually tell him that you are lol
  • “babe, that was amazing!”
  • “i know i am amazing~”
  • It’d actually make him bring you back to your place but then he’d give you a beat out of the blue, making you rap once more
  • And all the rapping thing would be finished when you’d start vomiting but you’d be at the bathroom by that time
  • and Jooheon would be there for you and he’d wash you up and all and both of you would drift off to dreamland in your king-sized bed

Originally posted by livelovelunch


  • This boy, on the other hand, hates it when you’d get drunk
  • Because the two of you would have a random fact battle….. I ain’t lyin’ coz iz real
  • You were just with your family and friends, and so was Changkyun’s
  • The party was just to celebrate your birthday and of course, being responsible grown-ups everyone decided to have some alcoholic beverages
  • Since it was quite wild outside, you and Changkyun decided to go to your room and have a nice, quiet drink with each other
  • Having at least five choices of alcoholic beverages, the two of you had to taste each one of them and even made some experiments
  • Being the person that you are, you easily got drunk after a few shots of uhh tequila? 
  • And Changkyun was able to notice it right away 
  • Babe, are you drunk?’
  • ‘I am not hehehehe hey, did you know that scotland’s national animal is a unicorn?’
  • ‘I was the one who told you that. -___- And since I think I know where this is going, did you know that  the reason why night insects, such as moths, are attracted to lights is because they mistake them for the light of the moon, which they used to navigate the Earth before mankind made artificial lights?’
  • And this will continue until the two of you had to get up and rush towards the bathroom to vomit… He’d be holding back your hair tho.
  • But then even after vomiting, while he continues to wipe your face with a wet towel, you’d continue to mumble random facts
  • And even until he brings you to your bed, you’d still continue yapping about these facts
  • Oh my goodness babe. Alright, alright now how about we go to sleep?’
  • He’d pull you into his arms and try to lull you to sleep while randomly singing something with his deep, husky voice yaaas <3

part five // hearts don’t break around here



a/n: i’m not AS in love with this as i want to be but it’s still pretty cute i think

well I found love in the inside
the arms of a woman I know
she is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home
and I’m not scared of passing over
or the thought of growing old


The sun blinds you as it comes through the open window. You squint and rub the sleep out of your eyes before stretching under the covers. You notice that the spot next to you empty, causing you to frown. Eventually, you sigh and stand from the bed.

You smell bacon before anything else, and then you hear it popping on the stove. You walk into the kitchen and lean against the door frame, watching your boyfriend as he flips a pancake. You sigh and walk over to the coffee pot, pouring yourself a cup before standing next to Shawn.

“Good morning, love,” he says, placing a quick kiss on your forehead.

“Mmm,” you hum as you sip your coffee, “good morning.”

“There are already some pancakes on the table if you want some.” He points his spatula in the direction of the table.

“That’s okay, I’ll wait until you’re done,” you say. He nods and goes back to watching the pancakes. You smile up at him. You put your coffee down and walk behind him so you can wrap your arms around his waist. Your chin can’t reach his shoulder, so you rest your cheek on his back. He laughs and squeezes your hand with his free one.

“I love you,” you say, and he pulls your hand to his lips and places a kiss on your knuckles.

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“Standing on the edge of the Clown
Like the Clowns once said 
and the Clowns are all cold now
No more Clowns and the Clowns are dead
Clowns in the air tell the tales
Of the Clowns gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong

Watching from the edge of the circus
For the Clowns to begin
Clowns draw their swords
form their ranks for Armageddon

I’m nuclear
I’m wild
I’m breaking up inside
A heart of broken Clowns
Deep inside
The abandoned Clown

Standing on the edge of the Clown
Looking at the abyss 
and I’m hoping for some miracle
To breakout, to escape from all this
Clowns in the air tell the tales
of a Clown that’s gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong

I’m nuclear
I’m wild
I’m breaking up inside
A heart of broken Clowns
Deep inside
The abandoned Clown

I’m nuclear
I’m wild
I’m breaking up inside
A heart of broken Clowns
Deep inside
The abandoned Clown”

the Clown

Should I try to hide
The way I feel inside
My heart for you?

Would you say that you
Would try to love me too?

In your mind
Could you ever be
Really close to me?

I can tell the way you smile
If I feel that I
Could be certain then
I would say the things I want to say tonight

But ‘til I can see
That you’d really care for me
I will dream
That someday you’ll be
Really close to me

I can tell the way you smile
If I feel that I
Could be certain then
I would say the things I want to say tonight

But 'til I can see
That you’d really care for me
I’ll keep trying to hide
The way I feel inside

The Zombies | The Way I Feel Inside 


There are times when the past falls on me with all its weight

And the words “what’s done is done” are the stones in my pockets

Those are the times when I watch you from afar

Those are the times when I’m desperate.


I can see it all around you, consuming you from inside

The unsatisfied fury, doomed to never find appropriate revenge

How can the lukewarm flame of her love be enough, to match the fire of your anger and remorse?

I’m not afraid of getting burnt, ‘cause I’m frozen in regret, when I’m desperate.


When I’m filled with so many rough emotions, my skin feels like it’s raw all over

The tiniest touch would make me wince, a little waft would make me pant

Don’t you think you’d  have your fun?

I can be a good fuck, when I’m desperate.


So put out your fire in these cold tears of mine

Let me be the soothing water for your still unhealed wounds

Make me beg and cry, ‘cause roughness is a blessing and kindness is unbearable

And I have no pride or self-esteem left, that’s why I can be a good fuck, when I’m desperate.


So you can cling all you want, to their friendship and love

I’ll be watching you from afar, pretending you haven’t noticed my pain, as I pretend I’m not seeing yours

And I’ll wait, dreading and yearning to see my envy mirrored in that gaze of yours

I will be your good fuck, when I’m desperate.

(This just came up to my mind and I wrote it down and decided to post it. I’m sorry if there are any mystakes)


I have traced
With unsteady fingertips
Every scar and indentation
Of your body, [overwhelmed]
Down to the dimples of your
Thighs, and the curves of your
Pinky toes.
I loved mapping
The constellations of freckles
Across your shoulders,
Your back,
Your hips,
Your collarbones,
Guiding me across the planes
Of this body I love.
I crawled inside
The darkest edges of you,
Trying to wear you
Like a second skin;
To feel you,
So closely
Until we melted together—
Puddles of wax
At the base of a candle
Burning so brightly
For so long
One cannot say
where we separate
or if [when] the flame will burn out.

Princess of Wysteria (Alexander Hamilton Parody)

I honestly don’t know where this came from or how I thought of this. This is my first ever music edit, so I apologize for the wishy-washy volume & my strange attempt at rapping. :P

While writing this, I had to botch up some of the MidCin lore (mostly events that occur before the story) for the sake of the rhymes (Don’t worry: I included moments from the game’s actual Prologue.). So enjoy, I guess..?

Quick shoutout to @emigotchi for being the first person I discovered doing the awesome MidCin music edits. You are spectacular, girl! :) Also, thank you @loudlystickytaco for being the first person to hear this parody IRL (Love ya, sis!).

Here’s the original song if you’re not familiar with Hamilton:

How does an average commoner, tutor of the children
And townsfolk, born in the middle of a humble abode in old Wysteria where lower classes struggled through
Their squalor, grow up to be a ruler and a scholar?

The future monarch didn’t have much to barter
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter, by being a self starter
By nineteen she tutored kids, but life was getting harder

And every day while soldiers manned the borders and took families away
Across the waves, she struggled and kept her guard up
Inside, she was longing for something to be a part of
Our sister was ready to carry on and keep her head up

Then it all got worse and devastation reigned
The King got sick: his life was drip, dripping down the drain
Called his chamberlain to write a proclamation in his name
He declared to find an heir for he could not subdue his pain

When the word got around, they said, “Well this is insane, man
Find a girl to take responsibility for our land?”
She never thought she’d get the chance to rule: it was bizarre
And the world will know who you are
Who are you, girl?

Princess of Wysteria
I am the Princess of Wysteria
And there’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait, just you wait

One day she visited a kid, who was sick, bed-ridden
The student asked for her to get a flower as a gift
“It’s there,” the kid said as she pointed at the book

The flower was a myth but nonetheless the tutor looked

Traveled to the palace, the palace she couldn’t get inside
The gates were closed, so she began to climb, then a knight arrived
His voice saying

“Hey there. It looks like you need some help.”

He let her in so she could keep the promise that she held

She stumbled into a party where the ladies of nobility
Competed for the role of princess elect of their country
They carried invitations like the one in her hand
She snuck out to the garden, but was noticed by a man

Scannin’ for every rose she can get her hands on
Plannin’ her escape route till the chamberlain arrives
See her now as she stands, wiping dirt off her hands
He declares she will one day rule this land

And one day she will rule this land
And one day she will rule this land

And one day she will rule this land
One day (One Day)

Just you wait

Princess of Wysteria (Princess of Wysteria)

We really didn’t think it would be you (Didn’t think it would be you)

When you take up the crown
You won’t go down without a fight

Oh, Princess of Wysteria (Princess of Wysteria)

When your people will sing for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh

The carriage is arriving now
See if you can spot her (COMPANY: Just you wait)

A commoner chosen to rise up from the bottom (COMPANY: Just you wait)

Though troubles may arise she has her team of guys beside her

We fought for her

Me, I tutored her

Me, I trusted her

Me, I loved her

[??? (Ooo, I wonder who it could be?)]
And me, I’m the damn fool that betrayed her

There’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait

Who are you, girl?

Princess of Wysteria

i dont know if i ever told you guys the story of when i was in the presence of the lynch-gansey-parrish squad ( @maggie-stiefvater your boys actually exist)

  • so i was at this really expensive and lavish party for ferrari during grand prix and it was with all these very rich people that i didnt know and i was very out of place and just there to report it
  • like when i say rich i mean every person showed up with a ferrari car and was wearing expensive clothes and we left with a gift bag of expensive dior (i think) perfume (maybe chanel?)
  • anyway i was looking around and i heard people speaking italian (im italian) so i looked over 
  • and there they were, standing in the middle of the room
  • the tallest one had a shaved head, and was dressed the most casual of the three, and he was always smirking, and had a tattoo on his wrist, and blue blue blue eyes and didnt really talk much but stayed close to his two friends and his eyes were so fucking intense and he like stared people down. and at the end of the night it was him driving his fucking expensive car with his friends inside
  • the second one in the middle, had nice styled hair, glasses, AND FUCKING BOAT SHOES, AND EVEN HAD HIS PANTS FOLDED AT THE END AND WAS WEARING A STRIPED POLO
  • i literally just stared at them and knew i was in the presence of the raven boys
  • even the things they were saying, every time they didnt want someone to understand them they switched to italian
  • and the tall one would lean forward and whisper things in his friends ear and they would try and hide their smiles
  • i love