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inner circle memes because my special talents include shitposting about the dream team

  • *points at a bug* what a big wingspan
  • everyone warning amren not to eat this or that because “it’s inedible”
  • i.e. “don’t eat that berry amren it’s poisonous” “cassian that’s a blueberry”
  • *sees an ugly animal* hey look guys it’s tamlin (nesta: “what?” mor: “he’s a shapeshifter” nesta: “oh”)
  • cassian getting overprotective of elain and covering her face with one of his wings everytime something too “mature” happens
  • rhys and feyre kiss? wing in front of elain’s face. amren curses? wing. mor’s dress has slits up to the hip? wing.
  • elain ends up punching cassian between the wings.
  • throwing things at nesta like an apple and when she doesn’t catch it: cassian: see this is why you need training nesta: fuck you cassian
  • rita’s is code word for “i’m not coming home until midmorning tomorrow”
  • doing the absolute Most to piss off atïje
  • mor: hey remember that one time [insert something stupid done at the cabin] azriel: obviously not we were all wasted
  • “god nesta you can’t just ask people why they’re [insert inane adjective here]”
  • elain, menacingly chewing down on a dish and staring down mor after she says she’s not gonna like said particular dish because “it’s too spicy”
  • cassian never lets feyre forget how she almost took his arm off with that illyrian blade
  • “hey where’s amren?” “varian came over” “ah”
  • everyone teasing rhys because “he’s out of shape”
  • common greeting to say to feyre: “get any new tattoos today?”
  • azriel making terrible tree puns because no one lets feyre forget those times (yes, there was more than once) when she flew into a tree
  • bonus: cassian keeps trying to make feyre trip up when she lands because honestly? it’s fucking hilarious
  • tying as many knots as possible in cassian’s hair when he falls asleep
  • leaving elain at the townhouse home alone: have fun! no parties! no boys! don’t burn the house down!
  • loud gasps and other assorted overreactions whenever elain swears
  • feyre constantly trying to set up mor once she comes out. eventually everyone else picks it up and runs with it. it mostly happens when the majority of the inner circle is drunk
  • elain picks up on how feyre teases her boys on getting old
  • “he’s just crusty because it’s past his bedtime”: about rhys
  • “wow cassian is that a grey hair”
  • she always gets away with it
  • the constant reshuffling rhys has to do to keep mor away from his private tailor 
  • mor constantly answering “no” when asked “is that my dress/shirt/coat” because mor is a notorious closet raider
  • feyre and cassian having competitions to see who can have the most children hanging off them at any given moment. there’s a running total
  • telling feyre that she set something on fire accidentally when she hasn’t. the look she gives the offender is always priceless.
  • threatening someone to go sped time with bryaxis. usually responded to with something along the lines of “fuck you, feyre.” it doesn’t faze amren at all.
Wonder Woman's Bracelets

(***I’m a closet witch so I have to type this all on mobile, sorry if any formatting is weird! Also this is my first spell I’ve ever written, and I’m very !!!!! about it.)

So I was HELLA inspired by Wonder Woman, I absolutely loved it, and–you, you reading this? YOU SHOULD GO SEE IT. Minor disclaimer, I have never read a single Wonder Woman comic in my life, so everything that I know about her is based on her movie and DC Comics Wiki Page. Anywho, let’s get started!

LUDENDORFF: What are you?

DIANA: I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.

Wonder Woman’s cuff-bracelets are called the Bracelets of Submission, and are worn by all Amazons. They serve as a reminder of the oppression the Amazons felt under Hercules, and also as protection to their wearer. For this spell, we’re going to keep both of these things in mind.

SUPPLIES:

Preferably, a set of bracelets you wear almost every day. Alternatively, you could use earrings, rings, hair rubber bands, anklets, socks. Basically, two separate articles, with one worn on your right and your left.

TIMING:

I’m not super huge into timing, so you can do this whenever you want. I like Wednesday because of alliteration.

PREP:

Time to channel your inner badass Amazon. Do some self care! Take a witchy bath, smother yourself in lotion, do a face mask, etc. Do whatever you need to do to feel epic and unstoppable. And put on some clothes that make you feel confident! Also, grab your phone or laptop, and get Wonder Woman’s theme queued up. (I believe her theme is titled “Wonder Woman’s Wrath. Listen to it before/during/after the spell to pump you up.)

ACTUAL SPELL:

1) Do your normal pre-spell set up. Ground and cleanse, cast a circle, call on your deities, scream at the void, etc.

2) Cleanse the objects you’re going to enchant.

3) Meditate on the badassery of the Amazons and Wonder Woman. Remember your favorite scene(s) from the movie. Picture yourself as an Amazon, fighting next to Wonder Woman. Feel the power and strength course through you with every breath. You’re fucking AWESOME. Revel in it.

4) Take the item to be worn on your dominant side, and hold it in your dominant hand. Internally or aloud, say

“I have endured oppression and wish to see it eliminated. I am kept safe from oppression, and fight to free others. I am strong and protected. Protect me so I may protect others. My oppression has made me s t r o n g e r.”

Don the item.

5) Take the item to be worn on your non-dominant side, and hold it in your non-dominant hand. Internally or aloud, say

“I have endured oppression and wish to see it eliminated. Change is the way of the world, even though there are those who fight against progress. I fight to bring progress. Protect me and guide me in my quest to aid others. My oppression has made me w i s e r.”

Don the item.

6) Strike a power pose. My personal favorite is feet slightly wider than shoulder-width apart, hands on hips, shoulders rolled back and down. Internally or aloud, say

“I am Power. I am Progress. I am protected through the power of these [items]. What once weakened me now strengthens me.”

7) Hold your arms out in a W shape. Close your eyes and feel your power. Visualize it, and make it your own. It can be lightning, water, energy, cats, etc. When you feel ready, cross your wrists in front of you. This is the fun part: you get to come up with an identifying phrase like Diana, following her format.

“I am [name] of [place], [identifying adjective] of [insert forces here]. I am Wonder [Person].”

Go crazy with it. Do you want to be the guardian of bees? Sweet. Do you want to be the destroyer of the gender binary? Awesomesauce. Do you want to be the patron of under appreciated vegetables? Hell yeah. The forces can be any elements you like, schools of witchcraft you follow, deities you worship, or whatever you like. Make it personal. Make it you! And make it AWESOME!

8) Now, wear these items whenever you need strength and/or protection against anything. Wear them to school to ward against bullshit. Wear them to work to protect you from stress. Whenever you wear put these items on, stand in front of your mirror in your favorite power pose. Cross your wrists and say “I am Wonder [Person].”

And that’s it! This is my first spell, so any constructive criticism would be nice! If you decide to do this spell, let me know how it went for you!

✨YOU ARE AWESOME.✨ ✨YOU ARE WONDER.✨

Originally posted by wonderwomanfilm

i’ve been meaning to do one of these for a while now and having recently hit 1.3k and sometime last week being the two month mark of me having this blog, i figured this was as good a time as any.

here is a list of friends, people whose blogs i enjoy and am continuously inspired by, and basically just some really cool people who i want to show a lil love to! some i’ve recently followed and some i’ve been lurking around for the last two months, but they’re all pretty cool in my books ♡


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✰ @aandidas@allthingsgrilledcheese@andromeda-sims@blackthornsims@blarffy@bonehlda@bratsims@bumbble@cat-nerd-sims@catplnt@ceiuu@ceomi@citrontart ✰ @cursedmoodlet

e-h
✰ @early-grape@eefahsims ✰ @faeflowr@feather-sim@femmesim@flirtypotion ✰ @foxbie@ghardenia@glitchysims ✰ @goldenpixels@grolda ✰

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@indiepxls ✰ @innohcence@kiwisimming@kotiij@lemonh2o

m-p
✰ @mxims@neverloore ✰ @noonicorn@oatspice@peonypyxels@pinkcotton@poolbrop ✰

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✰ @ratboysims​ ✰ @riice@rosecoffeesims@roseville-sims@sandy-sims@shook-sims@shysimblr@sim-bubble@simkath@simtrovart@smol-sims@soft-almond@soleilsim​ ✰ @soulfulsim@strik-e@suintor@surprisepeach@thecactus@theplumbobarchitect

u-#
✰ @vensim@winterbjorn@witch-hammers@wyattssims ✰ 


- ̗̀ @maxvillareal
i’m like fairly certain everyone who follows me knows that i love kedra, but just to be super clear: i. love. her. i’m so grateful to have her in my life. she is one of the most genuine / caring / lovely / insert other sappy adjective here human beans i have ever had the honour of encountering and i’m not really sure how we got so close so fast, but i’m not mad about it. not mad about it one bit!!! she’s my girl. ♡

- ̗̀ @sirensimmer
as it so happens, morgan was my first follower? like the very first. and then we eventually started talking and just clicked and skipped that awkward small talk where could-be friendships go to die. she’s so caring and lovely, and i am so happy that we’re friends because i love her to bits and appreciate everything about our friendship so much. 10/10 would become friends with in every reality ever in existence.


i probably forgot some people because i threw this together pretty quickly, but whether you’re on this list or not there’s no doubt i think you’re heaps cool and talented x

How about instead of saying, “why are neurotypicals so [insert degrading adjective here],” we understand that no one really has control over how their mind works, and that they deserve the same understanding as everyone else?

Prompt Request List

Hey! Here’s the list I promised. If you want one, please send the number and the Roman numeral (as there are multiple subsets), as well as the pairing you’d like. 

1) Coffee shop AU 

i) Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order 

ii) I’m worried about your coffee dependency 

iii) you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E 

iv) you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino 


2) Flower shop AU

 i) You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

 ii) I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that 

iii) flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc. (please specify flower, color, and meaning!) 


3) Library AU 

i) You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking you down

 ii) I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health because you never stop studying 

iii) The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere 


4) Awful first time meeting

 i) I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

 ii) I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you a crude name 

iii) Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fast 


5) Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

 i). “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, I’m going to die aren’t I?”

 ii) We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear iii) You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and (you fill in here) 


6) Friends to romance – pining and all (a personal favorite) 

i) You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and you look good in the outfit I picked out for you 

ii) I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

 iii) You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and I think I like you too? (Not a favorite, but eh it’s okay) 

iv) Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my gosh this could ruin EVERYTHING 


7) Fake Dating 

i) I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP 


8) Soulmate aus 

i) The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the are their first words something really (insert desired adjective here with word examples) 

ii) You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18

anonymous asked:

Headcanon that Trixx refers to certain people with fox terms. She calls Alya "You (insert adjective here) vixen!" She calls Alya's little sisters "Alya's little kits"(kit=baby fox). She calls Nino "Alya's tod" (tod=male fox). Alya begins to pick up on the fox terms. Soon, her entire class is being called a fox related nickname, AND EVERYBODY DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHY.

Yes, I accept this

{out of littles} I’m seriously considering writing a novel for Jix, or perhaps a series where all the books have similar titles like, “Jix’s (insert adjective here) Adventure,” or “Jix and the (insert item, place, or creature here),” or “A (insert noun here) for Jix.” I have so much muse for him and I really think it would be fun. Now I just need to think of some ideas to decide if I have enough for a series or if I just want to write a stand-alone book. I’ll probably write this in contemporary times rather than medieval like the original short story Jix came from.

Here are some book titles I randomly came up with just now that I don’t necessarily have plots for but… for survey purposes, would anyone read books with these titles? XD

Jix’s Misunderstood Adventure
Jix and the Golden Pummy-Granate
A Forest for Jix
Jix and the Terrible Adventurer
Jix and the Berry That Was Too Far
Jix’s Mushy Adventure
A Dream for Jix
Jix’s Leaf-Dropping Adventure

The worst part about “cringey” things is that its really just taking pride in something you enjoy. Like, that’s it. If you are proud of what you enjoy then your considered some dumb, cringey, *insert adjective slur here* *insert noun slur here*

I hate cringe culture because it’s all about self hatred and hollow enjoyment for fear of ridicule

Thanks again so much for the ask! It can be quite difficult to learn more about seiyuu when you become a fan of theirs, because they do keep their private lives very separate, but I’ll try and write down everything that I’ve heard KENN share about his background here! Coincidentally, I am currently in the middle of translating his VAW! interview in which he goes into a lot of detail about his background and journey as a seiyuu, so when I post that eventually definitely give it a read! :) 


Kenn’s real name is Ohashi Kenichiro (大橋 賢一郎). He was born in Tokyo on March 24, 1982 (currently 34 years old), and is an only child. As a child, he was often called ‘Ken-chan’, and his family owned a cat. Even as a kid he loved video games and would go over to his friends’ places to play them. He has two childhood friends that he still keeps in contact with now, and has mentioned that he even sung at one of their weddings ^^

His parents were apparently quite strict on him, but he says that he’s really grateful to them for that now - in one of those 20 question things one of the questions was 'What do you treasure most?’ and Kenn wrote 'My parents.’ He had his first love in kindergarten, and his first kiss in high school.

In school, compared to your regular pen and pencil kind of classes, he preferred the more hands on/practical classes like food tech (or I think it’s called home economics in other countries?). When he was in primary school, he was influenced to start playing piano by a friend, and when he was in middle school he wanted to learn how to play the guitar when he watched a close senpai playing the guitar and thought he looked really cool doing so. He got his first part time job in high school, and so he used his pay to save up enough money to buy a guitar. While Kenn says that the stereotype is that guys who play guitar are popular with girls, he says that he wasn’t that popular, and was actually pretty shy around girls and would mainly hang out with guy friends and senpais.

Because of those influences, when he graduated high school Kenn knew he wanted a career in something to do with music, but he didn’t have a clear idea of what. So he entered a vocational school for music (which according to Wikipedia was the Tokyo Freedom Academy? although I’ve never heard him mention the name specifically before). Afterwards, in 2003, he auditioned for a position in the band The NaB’s, and passed it to become their vocalist and keyboardist. It was at that time when he received his stage name 'KENN’, which was suggested to him by a teacher at his school. Apparently they thought of a heap of other possible names including '一星 (issei)’ which means 'a single star’. When they settled on 'KEN’ though, the fortune teller in his agency, Dreamweaver, suggested that they add another 'N’ on the end for good luck, hence he ended up with 'KENN’.

In 2004, he was offered to audition for a voice acting role. Even though he’d never done any seiyuu work before, he really wanted to try it out, and so he auditioned. That landed him his first seiyuu role of Yuki Judai/Jaden Yuki in Yu-Gi-Oh GX. At the time, he actually wasn’t that well accepted by other people, and he heard a lot of things like, “You’re a band person, but why are you doing voice acting?” and things like that. So he worked really hard to be accepted as a seiyuu, and he enjoyed it so much that he’s been a seiyuu ever since!

After that, The Nab’s disbanded, but Kenn had started doing musicals by that point. His first musical was the Tenimyu series, and he’s done quite a number of them since then, but he hasn’t been in any recent musicals for a couple of years now. In particular, he’s done a number of musicals where he voiced the character in the anime and then played his own character in the musical lol.

He released his first single as a solo artist in 2009, and has released 9 singles so far, with his 10th single, 'Promise’ to be released in August this year! He also released a 'best of’ album in 2014. But he does sing a lot of theme songs and character songs, particularly for otome series like MARGINAL#4, Meiji Tokyo Renka, IDOLiSH7… And so even though he doesn’t release that much under his own name, he does do a lot of singing for series. I think Kenn’s said that he really likes singing any type of music, and he’s also co-written the lyrics for his most recent singles as well.

In terms of the kind of work that he does right now, from my point of view, while Kenn isn’t in a million different anime each season and absolutely everywhere like some seiyuu are, he does do quite a bit of anime work. I think recently though he’s done a lot more otome and video game roles compared to in the past (although that might just be because I’m a huge otome fan and pay more attention to his roles in those types of series), and of course a lot of character songs and other music-related series.

Otherwise, other important/main things to know about Kenn’s personal life probably include the fact that he’s more of an indooor person and loves video games, and also loves cooking. He wears glasses in his private life, but otherwise wears contacts when he’s working. He used to be a smoker, but he quit smoking on December 13, 2013. His nickname 'Kennu’ comes from his musical days, and he likes his nickname a lot. His closest friend in the seiyuu world is Maeno Tomoaki (I’ve answered an ask previously about their friendship here!). Despite the fact that everyone calls him an ikemen/handsome guy, Kenn doesn’t particularly think of himself as very good looking lol.


And that’s all I can think of at the moment! I tried to make this more biographical/less fangirly than I normally would haha, because I love Kenn a whole lot that I have the tendency to ramble on and on and on about him, and it was really hard to restrain myself from typing after every other sentence, “ISN’T HE SO PERFECT/CUTE/SWEET/INSERT OTHER ADJECTIVE HERE?!” lmao. I also tried to put it in a kind of chronological order to span his career. Kenn clearly really loves being a seiyuu, and working with music, and that’s completely clear any time you hear him talk about his characters and talk about his work and animated yet serious he gets when he describes them ^^

Hope that was helpful and gave you a bit of a better understanding of Kenn! If there’s any other background info that you want to see that I might know of then let me know :) Also, I’ll probably edit this later on anyway if there’s something I suddenly think to add in the middle of the night haha.

New Prompt Request List

I saw this on @newtynewtnewtimagines​‘s page and needed to add it to my list so the first 77 are theirs. Please request! I love getting them! It makes me so happy!

  1. “You’re really soft.”
  2. “You smell nice.”
  3. “You’re cute when you’re worried”
  4. “I think i’m in love with you, and that terrifies me.”
    “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
  5. “I’m here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses.”
  6. “Is it possible to love too much?”
  7. “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
  8. “I don’t wanna get up– you’re comfy.”
  9. “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
  10. “I will always be there protect you.”
  11. "I’m cold. Come closer.”
  12. “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
  13. "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
  14. "I’ve never seen such gorgeous eyes before.”
  15. "I can’t stop thinking about you.”
  16. “You’re really hot, shame about the personality”
  17. "All I want is you.”
  18. “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
  19. “You came to my room at 4am, to cuddle?”
  20. "I could never leave you, I love you too much!”
  21. "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face.”
  22. "I don’t think anyone could ever be as lovely as you.”
  23. “You look really cute in that sweater.”
  24. "You look incredible in that.”
  25. “Is that my shirt?”
  26. “You’re so clingy, i love it.”
  27. “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
  28. “Do you ever shut the fuck up?”
  29. "He/She’s quite stunning, isn’t he/she?”
  30. “Are you sugar personified or something?”
  31. “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
  32. "Sometimes I just can’t control myself when around you.”
  33. "Do you believe in love at first sight?”
  34. "I think I’m in love.”
  35. "I’d like it if you stayed.”
  36. “You made these cupcakes for me?”
  37. “Have you lost your mind?”
  38. “You’re so fucking adorable.”
  39. “You’re my best friend’s sister, we can’t do this..”
  40. "People are jerks, but not you.”
  41. “All these new feelings are scaring me.”
  42. "I’ll share the blankets with you.”
  43. “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
  44. "I have never felt this way about anyone.”
  45. “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
  46. "I want this to never end…”
  47. “I’m a big girl, i can handle it myself.”
  48. “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
  49. “Can I kiss you?”
    “Don’t give me that puppy dog face.  How am I supposed to say no to that?”
  50. “So, are you guys dating or?”
  51. “There’s no way in hell i could fall in love with someone like you”
  52. "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks.”
  53. “Could you hold my hand?”
  54. “Have you seen my jacket?”
  55. “Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death.”
  56. “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?”
  57. “You can put your cold feet on me.”
  58. “You make me so happy.”
  59. “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
  60. “Your stray red item turned my whites pink.”
  61. “A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you.”
  62. “Did they hurt you?”
  63. “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?
  64. “Your lips are really warm.”
  65. “I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on.”
  66. “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
  67. “I really love holding you, darling.”
  68. “You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar.”
  69. “My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on”
  70. “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
  71. “We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches.”
  72. “IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH.”
  73. “I want you to fight for me!”
  74. “Please don’t go.”
  75. “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
  76. “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
  77. “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
  78. Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order 
  79. I’m worried about your coffee dependency
  80. you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E
  81. you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino
  82. You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why
  83. I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that 
  84. flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc. (please specify flower, color, and meaning!)
  85. You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking you down
  86. I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health because you never stop studying
  87. The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere
  88. I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something
  89. I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you a crude name
  90. Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fast
  91. “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, I’m going to die aren’t I?”
  92. We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear iii) You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and (you fill in here)
  93. You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and you look good in the outfit I picked out for you
  94. I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex
  95. You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and I think I like you too? (Not a favorite, but eh it’s okay)
  96. Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my gosh this could ruin EVERYTHING
  97. I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP
  98. The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the are their first words something really (insert desired adjective here with word examples)
  99. You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18
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Because progress pictures don’t need befores and afters, have four photos of me feeling really bloody good about myself.

In the past few weeks my face and body and general image probably hasn’t changed very much at all, but in the past pew weeks I feel like I’ve probably made the best progress I ever have within my recovery. Two years since hospital. One year since I decided getting healthy was for me. A few weeks since I realised what full recovery could actually give me.

I’m never going to be the best, skinniest, prettiest, [insert superlative adjective here], person in the world but I’m always going to be me. People will come and go (some I hope will stick around for a little longer than other (some already have)) and they’ll change the way I think and feel and act. They’ll be the most important people in my life and hopefully make me a better person as a whole.

I’m still not sure what this summer has in store for me but I’m hopeful it’s going to be one of the best ones yet and I’m determined that food isn’t going to get in the way of that.

Thank you for sticking with me when I’ve been hopeless and quiet and absent and trying to focus on other parts of my life.

All my love. xx

Cliche movie lines

-Oh my god…
-He’s not alone!
-You just don’t get it do you!?
-Is that all you’ve got?
-We’ve got company!
-There’s no time to explain.
-We’re not so different, you and I.
-Wait for my signal (Doesn’t explain signal). What’s the signal? You’ll know when you see it.
-Storm’s coming.
-I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
-I’m just doing my job.
-If I’m not back in __ minutes, (insert action here)
-If you do that you’ll be (insert adjective here). I’m already (insert adjective here)
-He’s not worth it.
-Now what do we do? Now… We (insert action here)
-(insert verb here) this.
-You gonna want to see this (doesn’t explain what it is)
-You _________ my ________. Now I’m going to ________ your _________
-I didn’t sign up for this!
-You betrayed yourself
-You came back!! I never left…
-Don’t you die on me!
-It’s not what it looks like.
-Tell my ______ I love him/her
-I was born ready
-No, come in. (Insert name here) was just leaving.
-Now… Where were we
-You’ll never get away with this! I already have.
-What part of (insert word here) don’t you understand??
-Okay, here’s what we do… (Cut to different scene)
-In English, please.
-It’s called (insert noun/verb here). You should try it sometime.
-All my life (insert monologue here)
-I’m getting too old for this shit.
-(Character is held hostage) don’t listen to him! He’s- (gets hit) (main character still does it)
-I’ve got to get me one of these!
-You had to ask…
-It’s (insert adjective here). Too (insert adjective here).
-Who/What ARE you??
-I canNOT believe I just (insert verb here)
-(Wakes up from being knocked out) Ugh, what happened / Where am I?
-Go! I’m right behind you!!
-It’s a long story (does not explain the story ever despite being a short story)
-If my calculations are correct…
-Listen- No, YOU listen!!
-We’re home.
-Where are we (going)? Home.
-It’s me you want, leave (person) alone!!
-I should’ve killed you when I had the chance.
-Aw HELL naw. (Used with every black main character)
-I think we’re done here.
-(military guy / president) God have mercy on our souls…
-God help us all.
-That’s above your pay grade
-What’s a ____ like you doing in a place like this?
-From one _____ to another…
-I didn’t ask for this.
-You only got one shot! That’s all I need.
-It’s an EMP…. A what? An EMP. An electromagnetic pulse. It wipes out any electronics within a given radius.
-And that’s bad… Right? Very.
-Desperate times desperate measures
-What if you don’t ________. I’ll _________.
-Panoramic shot of a city
-Not on my watch
-There’s only one thing you should know about me…
-This goes all the way to the top.
-Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
-Goes to bathroom, washes face, look at mirror.
-We heard stories about you…

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12 years worth of memories, pictures and videos won’t fit in a 2 minute song (obviously) so here’s a glimpse of our baby boy’s happy, relaxing, luxurious *insert more positively positive adjectives here* life along with the humans who loved him the most. 💕

#bestdogever ∞

I love you to the edge of the universe and back my baby boy. I’ll see you in my dreams. 😇 ❤️ 🌈

Song: You’ve Got A Friend In Me
Artist: Randy Newman

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GUYS.

Husband got me what is possibly the most appropriate “Your Trilogy Has Come to An End” gift in the history of bookish gifts.

He compiled photos of all my events/books/family/friends and made this giant collage mosaic print poster cover of FROST LIKE NIGHT and Icanteven with words to talk about it right now. I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT.

It’s currently sitting in my office, reminding me of all the crazy insane glorious *insert endless adjectives here* wonders that have happened in the past three years. 

Gonna blubber.

Mustn’t blubber.

I am so, so grateful I got to share these wonders with all of you.

@lordzuuko look what finally came in the mail today!!!!! Aaaaahhhhh, I’m so happy! I think I’m going to have to make a sticker book for all my stickers, because I would never actually stick them on anything. Because whatever I stick them on has to be permanent, everlasting, and nothing is!! So, the obvious solution is to not stick them on anything, just preserve them! Thank you so much for your lovely and beaitiful and [insert more flattering adjectives here] sheith and jasico art!! I’m so happy I now coexist with this art in my own room! ❤