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Good Shipping People vs Bad Shipping People
  • Person: Hi!
  • Me: Hello!
  • Person: So, I ship *insert ship name here*
  • Me: I do too! Why do you ship it?
  • Person: Oh, it's just so cute! I mean, look at them, both boys together. All of my ships are gay. All. Of. Them.
  • Me: I think it's good cause of evidence that supports it.... And how their personalities work.
  • Person: Really? I've never noticed that! Oh well, hey look another gay ship with them!!!! MY NEW OTP.
  • Me: Damn it.
  • Note: Do not be like this person. All ships have a way of being good, and you shouldn't ship just cause it's a boy and a girl or a boy and a boy or a girl and a girl. Ship cause you think that personally they could be a good couple.

anonymous asked:

You'veheard of the highschool AU. Now here's the kindergarten AU!!!!!

*Vibrating*

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I have a few different ones

AU where they’re all kindergarteners and meet and go on “adventures” (Like the Rugrats or Backyardigans) at school

AU where Prince and Anxiety are single dads with children Morality and Logic (you can decide who is whose kid)  who meet because at the school bakesale

AU where Logic and Morality are the single parents with children Prince and Anxiety (Again you decide who’s whose kid) and meet because they both object some idea at the school PTA meeting (PTA dads helloooo)

AU where Teacher Logic falls for the single dad with two kids (Decide who you want to be who)

  • me: guys all ships are completely equal and i hate that people hate on other ships !!! be ! nice !
  • also me: *sees notp* *insert name* is such a rat i can't even-

anonymous asked:

AYYY A FELLOW PORTAL TRASH. thank god I began to think I was the only one

I once beat Co-op solo. I Also had portal ask blogs (well have but they don’t get asks anymore so they kinda died you can see em hiding in the corner)

Portal for lyfe Anon bud.

When life gives you lemons

Burn life’s house down

Friend: What are you doing? You can’t do that.

Me: What am I doing wrong?

Friend: You’re shipping (insert ship name).

Me: And what about it?

Friend: I thought you said you liked (insert another ship name).

Me: I do, but there is something called multiple pairings.

Friend: I didn’t know you can do that.

Me: Come here and sit down you have so much to learn.

This isn’t a call-out post for a specific person. I’ll just call her X. Fan X made a post to complain about mean anti-reylo fans, saying how reylo shippers were being unfairly accused of racism (among other things). She cross-tagged her post with the finnrey tag. (Anyone who’s spent time in the finnrey tag has seen similar posts, yeah?) I sent X a PM, politely asking her to remove the tag. Some people had already commented on the post, asking for the tag to be removed, but it was still there, and I figured a PM might get her attention faster. I mentioned in passing that her post was off-track as well as badly tagged, and thought that would be the end of it. 

Instead it evolved into a conversation where X wanted to prove that she’s a fan of Finn, and she has NEVER EVER seen anything racist said about him on her dashboard from her fellow reylo fans. 

So before I dove back into the conversation, I did a keyword search on her tumblr. One of her most recent reblogs at that moment was a post that talks about how Finn is a beta male and inferior to Rey, and Rey had to save him 100 times, and so forth. (Some of y’all know the post I’m talking about. And no, I’m not exaggerating on the wording of it, that’s literally what it said… along with a bunch of light-and-dark and Romeo-and-Juliet imagery about reylo.)

X hadn’t noticed it. She missed the blatant racism and erasure of Finn as a lead in the post. She liked the pretty wording about how epic reylo is going to be, and that was enough to make the racism not ‘visible’ to her.

That’s what I think of when I see someone say that they’ve never seen anyone being racist in [insert ship or character or movie/show name here] fandom: a fan who will reblog a blatantly racist post that comes across their dashboard, and then have the ignorant bliss to say that they’ve never seen any racism in their section of fandom. 

anonymous asked:

Hi there. Just a small anon here :3 could you pweease do a doodle of Shallura (sorry if I got the shipping name wrong >.< ) pretty pweease *inserts puppy dog eyes* (○u○)

“I finally found you”

(I’ve been working on getting faster at sketching, so I timed myself for 20 minutes and this was as much as I was able to do. Hopefully I continue to improve as I do these speed exercises!)

Real talk

Ok, but you guys do realize that when you are defending your ship and you bash another ship its pointless? You will offend people. You will hurt people that did absolutely nothing to you. When you are defending your ship the best thing for you to do is point out all of the good things of the ship. If you just point out the bad things of the other ship you are literally just becoming the people you dislike to other ships fans.

If some of you don’t understand what I’m talking about, I’ll give some examples.

What the person defending a ship should not say:
I’m getting real tired of people hating on *insert ship name here* just bc their ship is sinking.

What they should say: I’m getting real tired of people hating on *insert ship name here* and disregarding it when there might be actual proof that it’s real. *Proceed to show evidence of ship that will make your ships fans happy and not offend any other ship*

what Not to say: *insert ship name here* isn’t even real. They haven’t had a real moment in years. All of the shippers need to stop being delusional and just ship *insert other ship name here*

Ok to say: I don’t ship *insert ship name here* but that’s ok bc I respect the shippers and I can always ship my ship. Also, I realize that shipping is just an imaginary concept and we are all just doing it bc the ship we ship the most is just what we really want in a relationship. It’s stupid to hurt another ship because it can really be rude to the fans when it’s all just fake. But I still really love my ship *proceeds to show cute pictures of their ship that will make your ships fans happy and not offend any other ship*

You see my point? I don’t see why you guys point out the bad things of other ships or just shit on them for no reason when you are trying to defend your ship. You are most of the time just becoming the people you hate. It’s immature and just useless. In the end people are going to ship what they want to ship so why make them feel bad? I’m sure you don’t want to feel bad about your ship.

here have my self-insert shit that’s been sitting in my drafts for ages

it’s shit but it’s cute shit take it

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It was a nice little shop.

Tucked away in a little corner of the street, it had plants climbing the outside walls and framing the old wooden door. It only had small windows to look through and a little sign to signify that it was actually a shop.
Inside was just as cozy looking as the outside, albeit a little cramped with all the trinkets scattered everywhere. There was a counter at the back, where two employees- or perhaps owners of the shop - were quietly chatting.


The bell above the door rang as it was pushed open, allowing two people inside. One of them was a human, pulling a skeletal monster by his hand deeper into the shop. Both employees at the counter glanced their way, but soon went back to their conversation after offering the two a smile.

“Why are we here, exactly?” The monster asked, shoving his free hand into his jeans pocket. He didn’t really mind his datemate dragging him into the shop, but he still wanted to know why. Said datemate only looked over their shoulder at him and grinned.

“Uh… Happy birthday..?”

“It’s not my birthday”

Their grin turned somewhat sheepish, but they just shrugged and turned to face him, letting go of his hand in the process. "It’s a nice shop, I’ve been here before. Besides, one of my bracelets broke and I want to get some new ones” To prove their point, they lifted up their arm to show him their wrist. Usually, they would have all sorts of bracelets and hairbands on both wrists, but he noticed that one of the ones they wore every day was missing.

Glancing around quickly, he spotted a small stand with an assortment of different bracelets on it, and gestured towards it with a nod of his head. “Take your pick, then” They wasted no time in bounding over to the stand and leaning over to look through the accessories.
While they were doing that, he decided that he might as well look around the shop while they were both there. There were all sorts of things available: arts and crafts supplies, hand made bracelets and necklaces, notebooks and art pads, even some food in one corner of the shop. The chocolate bars that were stacked up were tempting, but he decided against buying any.


It wasn’t long before they had picked out a packet of bracelets that they liked. Black leather - probably fake, but looked nice either way - and brown and white cords that were tied together. They hadn’t brought that much money with them, but they had enough for the one pack.

They were about to head up to the counter to pay when they caught sight of their boyfriend flipping through the pages of a notebook that he had found. He closed it and ran his fingers over the cover, then switched it to his other hand to feel along the back as well. They could tell by the look on his face that he quite liked it - perhaps because he needed a new notebook anyways, his other ones were completely full as far as they knew. Pursing their lips, they glanced down at the bracelets they were holding, then back up again. Assuming that the notebook was £5 or under, they would only be able to buy either that or their bracelets.
While they were trying to decide what to do, he had put the notebook back down and had continued to look at the other things lined up on the shelves, until he noticed them stood staring down at the bracelets they held.

“Decided on which ones you want yet?” His voice seemed to make them jump, as they jerked their head up abruptly to look at him. They opened and closed their mouth a few times, but no words came out. He was used to them doing that from time to time, though, and knew to wait while they tried to vocalise what they were thinking.

“Uh… No, not yet..” They managed to reply after a moment, shrugging lightly.
He looked down at the ones that were in their hand, then gave a small nod. Personally, he thought those ones would be fine, but that wasn’t for him to decide.
They went back to where the bracelets were kept, and although they kept the ones they had in their hand, they leaned over to continue looking. Soon after, he went back to browsing through the different items as well.

‘To be a nice person and get the notebook, or be a selfish person and get the bracelets..’ They were still mentally debating with themselves over which to get. Really, anyone would’ve most likely thought that they should be a good datemate and get him the notebook - and they wanted to, but.. They were still a naturally selfish person, as much as they hated it. 'This really shouldn’t be such a difficult decision.’

Muttering inaudible words to themselves, they put the bracelets back and looked over to see where he was. He wasn’t near where the notebook was, so if they were quick they would be able to grab it.
Once he was turned away from them, looking at some of the necklaces that were hung up, they snuck over and picked up the notebook he had previously been looking at before turning away again and going back over to the bracelets. They had to admit, it was a very nice notebook. And, thankfully, they had enough money for it.

Taking one last glance over their shoulder at him to make sure he wasn’t looking, they then walked briskly over to the counter where the two employees still stood. Their conversation had stopped a few minutes ago, and one was sorting out some bags when they approached.

Quickly paying for the notebook, they gave the two an awkward smile before hurrying back over to where their boyfriend stood, holding the notebook behind their back. He soon noticed their presence, and turned slightly to look at them.

“Need some help putting them on?” He must’ve heard the cash register open and close when they payed.
“Putting what on?” They answered innocently, blinking up at him with a small smile.
“.. The bracelets” He murmured, bonebrows furrowing in suspicion.
“What bracelets?” Nyx’s smile shifted into a cheeky grin at his growing confusion, and they pulled the notebook out from behind their back when he didn’t reply.

G looked down at it as they held it out to him, unresponsive other than a light golden colour that had dusted over his cheekbones. After a few seconds, he chuckled quietly and took the notebook in one hand, while the other reached into his pocket. Taking out the same amount of money that the notebook had costed, he held it out to them with a light shake of his skull.

“Go buy yourself those bracelets, dear”

thatlesbianbookfangirl said to wearepjocrazy: For the four thingy (forgot what its called) can you please do my brotp theyna (reyna and thaila). If you would i would be forever greatful. Sorrry i sound creepy tho

Yeah totally! (you don’t sound creepy don’t worry)

Headcanon A: *Something Realistic*

Reyna has a special liking for Thalia, despite the girl’s scary features. They do training together if both are at camp, Reyna sometimes plays in favour of team Artemis during the War Games (though this is only like 3 times because both Percy and Jason elected to ban Reyna’s participation when the hunters were around). Everyone ships them but they’re just really good friends

Headcanon B: *Something Hilariously Unreal*

There was that one time Reyna took Thalia out for a couple of drinks in Portugal and… well… there at least 75 cars that got caught in a paintball gun fight war that lasted through the night. No one knows who won

Headcanon C: *Something Heartbreakingish*

Reyna’s heart was too hopeful. Thalia listened to her when she told her that Jason was her first crush. Thalia listened when Reyna alked about her short lived crush on Percy. Then the numbers grew. A son of aphrodite that broke her heart to follow his rite of passage. A boy named Nathaniel who turned out to be gay. She even tried dating girls - nothing was working. 

Thalia suggested she join the hunt. But Reyna shook her head. “I can get around this curse… somehow”

Pretty soon. Reyna left camp, desperate for love. She was 20, far too old for the hunt now, but Thalia followed her. Secretly, of course. Reyna went from person to person, exes piling up higher than the monster count Thalia had. 

She drove herself into insanity. She started craving love. She became and escort, she attracted the attention of Zeus.

Thalia watched as her friend tore herself apart

She started to see her mother in Reyna

Thalia went to Artemis, begging her to save Reyna.

“Turn her into a wolf. Or a cat. Even a lizard. Please save her.”

But Artemis couldn’t do anything. She was too far gone

Reyna was 30 when she died, a drunken car accident - Just like Beryl

Thalia was the first person on the crime scene. She wept. She cursed her father for fueling the lust. She cursed Aphrodite for cursing her friend. She cursed herself for not realizing soon enough

Reyna had died a Mania

haha oops too dark

Headcanon D: *Something That Is Better Than The Canon*

Basically everything. Their relationship is basically non existent

sorry that it took so long, I hope you love it

~faith

What I don’t understand is why, if you’re making a hate post or dislike post about a ship, do people feel inclined to tag it? When I go on a ship tag, I go to see the cute shit and read things about love. Not a five paragraph response to an ask about why you hate *insert ship name here*. You can talk about your opinion and whatever, but why tag it?

Actually, in retrospect, why make a post at all? I have plenty of ships I hate, but will I make a post about it? No.

I mind my own god damn buisness. I stay in my own lane, and let people ship shit. I have no need to spew my opinions, or write out why I hate the ship. Who cares? I have things I love, I have things I hate. I just focus on what matters.

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The Afton children! I decided that the Crying Child’s name will be Mitchell, but I’m not sure about the Sister’s name yet. Maybe Michelle, just for gits and shiggles. Like, Michael, Mitchell and Michelle? They aren’t even twins/triplets, but eh.

BTW IF YOU TAG THE LAST ONE AS [insert ship name] I SWEAR TO GODS IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE ROOF.