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She Looks Like Her Daddy Part 2

Prompt: Reader dated Captain Boomerang (George ‘Digger’ Harkness) years ago before his thieving days –They break up, she comes to America to start over only to find out she is pregnant.  

Pairing: Digger Harkness X Reader

Warning:  Cursing, flashbacks, angst, and some serious feels

Here is PART 1, PART 3, PART 4 , PART 4 ½, and PART 5

Originally posted by darkseicl

“She’s a perfect baby girl.” The doctor told both you and your mother as she finished washing the infant, wrapping her in a blanket, and placing her in your arms. Looking down at this perfect bundle brought tears to your eyes. Chubby pink cheeks and a big head with a little blonde hair growing in. 

“I wish Digger was here to see this…” 

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Films are an incredible medium where you get to talk to people. I have these great fans, they write me everyday, telling me about their lives getting better from watching my movies. To me that’s more important than anything else. And as a man in the world, you have to leave something behind, if not what the hell am I doing while I’m here?

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I love dogs. I’ve always loved dogs.

White sapphy: “Hey, how about [insert mainstream film] but with lesbians!”

Black people: “They should be black too because that would be more historically accurate!”

White sapphy: “Wow, here comes Tumblr with their lynch mobs. I can’t make a simple post without being persecuted! The harassment is too much for me to take! I’m deleting! I can’t take this brutal and unforgiving environment anymore!”

W2H YouTube Comments: Popular Questions
  • “is Sock a girl/boy?”
  • “why does this short film have a fanbase it’s weird”
  • “I ship Sock and Jon!!1!”
  • “seriously why does Sock sound like a girl?”
  • “WHERE’S THE NEXT EPISODE?!”
  • “what’s the cool song in the middle”
  • “tf2 audio?”
  • “forreal guys I think Sock is a girl despite Sock only using he/him pronouns in the film”
  • “why is Sock wearing a skirt?”
  • reply to above: “it could be a shirt like in Hey Arnold”
  • “omg Sock and I are the same except I would never kill my family lmao”
  • [insert quote from film] HILARIOUS!”
  • “hey the fiddling contest is a reference to The Devil Went Down to Georgia/Futurama”

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Boys on Film

A/N - Another random original fic, another awful title that doesn’t really reflect the story at all! So yeeeeeah, this was yet another product of an insanely self-indulgent idea I had, that my lovely pals @mandywritesrtthings and @howmanypointsisthatdick both encouraged me to actually write after I spilled the beans to them. So hopefully someone enjoys this long ass fic! Oh, and just to be 100% clear, the ex-wife and kids mentioned in this fic are NOT Ryan’s IRL wife and kids - they’re fictional because I just wanted Single Dad! Ryan working part-time as model. And I never really mentioned them in detail here, so if you wanna headcanon that Ryan’s ex-wife is a lizard creature and their kids are humanoid-lizard hybrids, be my guest!

Pairing - Ryan x Reader

Warnings - Swearing, sex - kiiiiiiinky-ish sex…

Word Count - 6, 782

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About half- Hat film, Turps

Request: Hello kind sir I was wondering if you could write a imagine for hat films? In the 24 donut challenge video when they are letting people taste the donut milkshake they make a gamble with the reader to drink a large amount for some money, in the end the reader wins.

A/N: I know it was asked for hat film but I couldn’t write out without it being odd but don’t worry the focus is on team Hat. I’m sorry I didn’t include the chant as asked, I tried writing it but I couldn’t get it right. I hope you all enjoy it regardless.

Your focus is on the computer screen at the moment, the video your editing having been more of a challenge than you initially thought but you refuse to give up. You’ve almost solved a problem when Ross, one of the three from Hat Films calls out to the room. Ross addressing the room brings your attention away from the monitor, quickly explaining what he wants everyone to do.

As requested you and the others applaud for the rest of Hat Films entered and Mark who looks to be forcibly holding back the donuts he just ate. The four men then escape into the small kitchen, allowing you to put in your headphones and get back to work.

Your brought out of your work again by a commotion coming from Jane’s workstation to your right. “Ah no Jane’s chugging it” “no don’t chug it, don’t chug it”.

You take out your headphones, the soft music leaving with them as you look to see what is going on. It appears Mark, Smith, Ross and Trott have turned the remaining donuts into a milkshake are offering it to people around the office.

Trott notices your curiosity and ask “Do you want some y/n?”

The other three men look at you, Smith and Ross showing cheerful expressions while Mark slowly shakes his head silently telling you not to do what you’re about to do.

“Sure why not.” you shrug and stretch your hand out to accept the milky concoction. Trott takes the drink from from Jane and hands it to you “I hope someone can enjoy it” he jokes.

Taking the glass to your mouth you take a small sip, only to quickly regret doing so when the several mixed donuts combine in your mouth to create a unpleasant flavour.

“It kind of tastes like someone has already eaten it to be honest.” You speak into the camera. “I bet you £20 you can’t eat at least half of that” Smith states with confidence in his voice, unknowing how you are always up to a challenge.

“If your offering I’m in” you reply while pulling out your wallet. “Any of want in on this?” You ask the others, seeing if you can get anymore easy money. Smith looks a bit hesitant as his offer was a joke but once he sees you pull out a twenty pound bank note he shrugs and gets his own, placing it next to yours on the table.

The others ponder your proposal, debating if it’s wise to risk it. “Hey if your giving it away who am I to say no” Ross exclaimed as he adds two £10 bills to his friends. “If you can get a mouthful before backing out I’ll be impressed” Mark says while reaching into his pocket.

Trott digs through his pockets pulling out several coins and placing them on the table then sorting them to reach the twenty.
“Did you rob a 10 year old while you were out Trott?” You jokingly ask, all you get in response is a solid “Maybe”.

Once you match the amount on the table you grab the milkshake, now seeming to have doubled in size. “Can I have a spoon or am I going to have to do this the old fashion way?” Luckily for you Smith goes and quickly returns with one on hand, presenting it to you as a magnificent gift by getting on one knee the raise it up to you.

With a roll of your eyes you take the spoon and quickly plunge it into the brown drink. As the first spoonful hits your mouth you immediately regret your decision, the taste is almost unbearable but you can’t give up so quickly.

“You’re looking a little green there y/n should we take out money now?” Trott teases. You force yourself to sallow the milkshake, making a audible gulp when done, then with a fresh breath you respond. “I ain’t letting you lot win that easily, I’ll at least put up a fight.”

On that note you pick up the pace, with spoonfuls quickly being shoved down your throat so you get as little taste as possible.

The four men exclaim multiple comments at you “look at em go!” “That’s more than I expected” “Oh I don’t want to lose £20”, some cheers from your co workers can be heard, encouraging you to push on.

Once you make a large dent in the pint glass you hold it up to the camera “I’d say that’s about half guys what do you think?”

“I think you earned my money y/n, I hope you can keep all that down” Smith says, the others expressing their agreement with a nod or quick “yup”.

“Enjoy your winnings y/n, I’ll see you on the way to the bathroom later when we both go to throw up” Mark jokes. “I’ll get you to hold back my hair” you sarcastically respond.

The signs in hospital:
  • "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?"
  • Aries: I crashed my motorbike
  • Taurus: I dropped hot melted chocolate over me
  • Gemini: A driver didn't stop for me when I crossed the road
  • Cancer: I choked on my popcorn while watching *insert film title*
  • Leo: I tried to hit this bitch but I missed and hit a wall...
  • Virgo: I volunteer to clean the wards
  • Libra: I had a panic attack
  • Scorpio: Someone tried to push me into the road
  • Sagittarius: An old woman hit me when I told her she was too slow
  • Capricorn: Apparently I'm sleep deprived but I don't understand how *drinks coffee*
  • Aquarius: I fell into a well while looking at a cloud shaped like a clown
  • Pisces: I was concentrating and walked into a wall

I love that fanboys are calling Rey and Jyn Erso “Mary Sues” when

  • “Mary Sues” are self-inserts and these films are written and directed by men
  • A crucial part of the Death Star heist plan was already handled by a woman–Princess (later General) Leia Organa–as established in the first one minute of the first fucking movie
  • These films are part of a series where the creator, George Lucas, named his protagonist Luke Skywalker, or “Luke S.”