For some celebs, Mr. Worldwide seems to know in general who they are, yet relegates them to one broad aspect. I’m pretty damn sure Alfred Hitchcock did not direct snuff films. Then you make a basketball reference, and the one guy you think of is Dennis Rodman? At the time this song came out, Rodman was way more famous for visiting North Korea, but I guess nothing sexy rhymes with “totalitarian.” Finally, are you talking about the most recent version of Tiger Woods and this Jesse James, as in the 1800s bank robber? I’m not sure it’s such a good idea to wake up the president and the first lady just to let them know that you fuck like a 19th-Century sexaholic. Or maybe he’s talking about Sandra Bullock’s fuckboi ex husband? Either way, ew … and also, what?
Weirdly, P-Billy’s insane references do not end there. He has routinely plagiarized popular nursery rhymes for content, which … well, I was gonna say that would be something a child would do, but that seems redundant. If you’re sexy and you know, it clap your hands? That’s like the ramblings of a toddler who was left alone listening to a Kid’s Bop Spotify playlist.
Like each member would have their own phobia and it would all be really dark and deep and intense. Nothing light but it would all just be super dark and the writings wouldn’t be happy or anything.
For example: Thantophobia- the fear of losing someone you love; said member would end up obsessing over keeping their loved one safe to the point of insanity & at the end they got hurt anyways and member has a severe breakdown