insane zayn

I honest to God feel like I am one of the only people in this fandom that doesn’t pit the One Direction boys against each other and wants to see them all succeed.

Like seriously, they are all great, they are all talented. They all have strengths in some areas and weaknesses in others. Some are proving more popular with existing fans, some are proving more popular to a new audience, and some are doing well with both, and guess what, that’s all pretty awesome.

Some of the boys may be producing music that isn’t to your taste. So fucking what, that’s no excuse to ridicule or criticise. Just accept that it’s not for you, be respectful and go on your merry way.

I’m getting so bored of seeing post after post of people elevating their fave by criticising the other boys. There is absolutely no need for it. Celebration of your fave’s success is enough, you do not need to compare it to others to justify it.

Oh and finally, If you genuinely believe that one of the boys would make an intentionally offensive statement about any of the other boys, then you’re not much of a fan, and really don’t know this band very well do you?

Ziam’s declarations of love

(Mostly transcribed from this audio post)

Liam: I met Zayn at McDonald’s…

Zayn: We had a nice little chat there…

Liam: Y’know Zayn-Zayn’s actually a very thoughtful person, you guys don’t really know the true Zayn, you guys have got a lot to learn about Zayn…

Zayn: I was saving you!

Zayn: Get off of ‘is ‘ead ‘es upset about it! 
Liam: Ow, he’s hurting me!
Zayn: Get off ‘im ‘arreh!

Zayn: I’ll stay with you Leeyum just coz I’m your friend…

Liam: It wasn’t very nice being on stage-
Zayn: Aww Leeyum!
Liam: Gonna cry man!

Liam: When he was on stage with us, I was smiling for no reason…

Liam: Oh and more thing with Zayn is when he says he’s um-
Harry: There’s only one Liam?

Zayn: I tweeted “the awkward moment when someone’s staring at your girlfriend’s boobs…. I was talking about Liam’s boobs!”

Liam: … to sing Zayn’s parts obviously but we all know Zayn’s got a brilliant voice…
Zayn: Aww stop it Leeyum!

Zayn: Bit of a bromance between me and Liam so he was texting me saying he was missin’ me and stuff…

Liam: I like doing Zayn!

Liam: You’re actually really loud…

Liam: I… admire… Zayn’s… big huge quiff!

Zayn: I admire Liam’s amazing six pack!

Zayn: His chiseled physique!

Liam: I’d eat Zayn, I don’t know why but I would…

Liam: Aw Zayn you’ve licked my arm its all wet!

Liam: He’s very quiet and stuff but when you get to know him, he’s mental…

Zayn: I don’t have any clue how to swim so I didn’t jump in the water…
Liam: I wanna teach ya… can we go to a pool and I’ll teach ya?
Zayn: Okay

Liam; Zayn… I think he’s kind of overtaken me now, he’s been teaching me some new moves…

Zayn: I’d take Liam…

Liam: I think I’d take Zayn…

Zayn: I don’t like Liam’s nose either… I’m joking….

Liam: Ziam’s turtle… our turtle… me and Zayn’s turtle…

Liam: Holla at me Zayn
Zayn: Holla

Zayn: Aw killing me… I thought it was me and you!

Zayn: I’d be Rachel!
Liam: … as you all know so I’m going to go with Ross!

Liam: My name is Zayn… I’m insane in the brain I’ve been rapped all over by Mr. Liam Payne!

Zayn: What do you mean by that question…
Liam: Who would be “you”? Who would be the “you” that you would point at and sing that song to? Tell us now!
Zayn: Um that would be you Leeyum… it’s gotta be Leeyum…

Liam: Can we give it up for Mr. Zayn Malik!?

Zayn: I love you so much Liam…
Liam: Thank you…

Liam: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Where would you live, Zayn?
Zayn: Um… right next to you Leeyum…

Liam: I’d marry Zayn Malik

Liam: Bye Zayn! I love you!
Zayn: Bye Liam I love you too!
Liam: Itunes!
Zayn: I love you forever!

anonymous asked:

Do you feel like the way Liam is presenting himself is a little too try hard. Because I feel like he's trying to hard to be urban, kinda like how Justin Bieber acts when it comes to how he presents himself to and around black people

SMDH. You really trying this on MY blog? Do you people have no damn sense as to whose blog you’re hiding on anon to shit on any of the boys, let alone Liam???

This topic has BEEN DISCUSSED over and over again, yet this dumb af fandom continues to try it cause y’all don’t ever learn. This is why 1DHQ keeps pulling the same shit on you people. Rather than FAILING to push your VERY TRANSPARENT bullshit, educate yourselves on HOW TO PRESENT A POINT.

Firstly, if you think this, OWN YOUR OPINION. I have heard some left field things from folks, and while I disagree with their POVS, I respect people for saying things under their URL. OWN IT. And be prepared for the fall out. Hiding on anon to say offensive shit is NEVER tolerated on my blog.

Secondly, since you sound like you don’t pay attention to Liam, his first “girlfriend” Danielle was a black woman. So… If you paid ANY attention to Liam, you’d know his (musical and fashion) style has been more urban than most of the other boys (except Zaynie), and this was VERY EVIDENT during WWA AND OTRA when he’d ad lib and sing various song covers. Hell, he rapped during TMH - about Zayn (My name is Zayn, I’m insane in the brain and I’m wrapped all over by Mr. Liam Payne).

Beatboxing (originated in hip hop) is something he’s PROUDLY done for years:

And his style:

Finally, Sasha, a BLACK PERSON has addressed this. 

Several times, in fact.

The majority of folks pointing fingers aren’t out here concerned about black people and black issues at any other time (your dash proves that), but they have no issue opening their mouths to blame Liam for something. All that shows you is their hypocrisy, and who they really are. 


As for what the GP thinks, and the comparisons to Bieber, well, sabotage is always at play, but Liam is NOT being inauthentic, based on past actions.

anonymous asked:

I don't believe this thing about Zayn saying he doesn't believe in promoting, like seriously no promo for a month n know radio deal. Like sia is a hit wonder n for dusk till dawn to do badly only in the US is embarrassing. I have a feeling zayn might not last long in this industry like they are looking for a way out for him to leave, like being lost Wen u have a single out. This time Liam n Niall have the best teams

Hi Nonnie,

I agree with you in the sense that Zayn is not calling the shots in the not promo thing. I can totally understand that the 1D promo pace was insane. I didn’t expect Zayn to keep it. But here it’s the complete opposite : almost no promo at all. Which artist releases a huge collab like this then disappears? Just like with Pillowtalk and MoM, Zayn should be everywhere. At least with MoM, we had print magazines if not TV appearances.

But I won’t be that pessimistic regarding his future. The contract with his current team will end at some point. He’ll be able to find another one and be better handled. And my guess is that people in the industry are aware of his potential and the lack of support of his team. Many will be thrilled to work with him.They’ll have a better proposition on the table for him. So I think he’ll be right back on his feet and in a position to fully embrace his potential.

A Mere Matter of Hatred Pt.2

Part 1 Here 

Pairing: Liam Payne & Zayn Malik (Ziam) 

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 4500

Summary: When Liam and Zayn decided to rent an apartment together they didn’t realize that getting along would the hardest part. However, one night when the pair is hanging on their last thread, things take a wild turn of events (Part 1). After that night things just aren’t quite the same. 

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Zayn’s a model who’s at the peak of his career, job opportunities stacked one after another. Liam’s a well-known photographer, working mainly in the field of fashion. They both know of each other but has yet to work together.

Liam will hate to admit but he’s insanely attracted to Zayn, with his ridiculous long lashes and hazel eyes, with his lithe yet toned frame and arm full of tattoos that amps up the hot factor - Liam doesn’t even know why. It doesn’t help when his friends (who are also his colleagues) doesn’t shut up about how great and humble Zayn Malik is; he doesn’t need a reason to fall in love with him, god no.

Zayn’s known of Liam Payne, the renowned photographer many sought after because he’s just that good. And he agrees but he wouldn’t be first to dish the compliment because Zayn has a knack for being a bit of a rebel, defying what the mainstream likes. He hasn’t met him before and would never have dreamt that Liam Payne is someone with soft brown eyes and round cheeks with a strong set of jaws, coupled with ridiculous arms and chest and–

Zayn and Liam might have more in common than they expect, especially with their views on work and professionalism. Which they might very well throw the fuck away when Liam lands on a new project that puts him as head of photography, and Zayn is the lead model of the photoshoot.


So it’s three in the morning and I can’t sleep, so I got a little artsy.

I was like, “Hey, let’s draw Oops and Hi on my wrist”, and now it’s “Draw every fucking tattoo that the boys have that I am capable of drawing.”

So yeah, that, happened.

I think it came out alright tbh.

Hey! It’s been a while since i made one of these and recently i hit 9.6k so i decided it was time to thank all those beautys i follow for making the dash/tumblr experience nice everyday :) You guys are the best! 

Alright, in alphabetical order (thanks for sorting that out tumblr app), @bolded people: ur my fave :)

[A - F] 

actuallhoe - aegentskye - aesthethiccs - amoreziam - antiquepearl - asexualhoe - awoopsehdaiseh - ayyliam - bitchziam - blurberrys - botticellizayn - brazilhoe - btwmalik - cahpayne - captzayn - carelouischarliecxs - comicziam - cryh - daddyliam2k15 - dadkinks - dalermessi - darkangelzayn - darkzayns - dilfpayne - echoziam - eroticliam - esaaclahey - fakebicth - fakehabitat - fakezaynstan - feministziam - fkarockys - flamezayn - frogmeme

[G - L]

gagzayn - geniuszayn - hardziam - harrys2012 - harryslilbun - here4zayn - highforziam - hisroyalhighnessmalik - hotdamnziam - hydratedbitch - insane-over-zayn - itspaynes - jadethirstwall - jmcats - juicyziam - labiam - lachicalmighty - ledgeliam - leeyumjamez - leeyums - liamjamesasf - liamjamess - liamsgotmoney - liamsmohawk - liamsrihanna - liamstolenboxers - liamstrangleme - lilacnips - lirrymalik - ljpzm - lliamharry - lovingliam

[M - R]

malikisdaddy - malikzapper - marvelsziam - masalahoe - mohawkpayne - natyamity - newromantecs - niazsmaliks - nokiaszayn - officialbluepandas - ohziall - oopshibye - orgaziam - paninipayne - paradisewithziam - payneaf - paynefulperiods - payneobsessed - payneproblems - paynfulmalik - paywnes - peggypegging - petitheaux - piietros - piningziam - playboyliam - princelyliam - properzayn - putaosos - richliam - rllyzayn - rnbduofeels - rnbsingerzayn - romancemesomeziam - royalmajesticzayn

[S - Y]

satokikuchi - scotymccall - sebzstan - shutuppayne - singledadniall - singleliam - soofyahn - ssjzayn - starcrossedliam - stuckyline - superzjm - tanktopliam - tarzaynmalik - tequilaliam - thatbradfordbadboi - thecrackerquartet - theravenboys - thicczaddy - timberlakeliam - ukliampayne - verseziam - wanklarry - wankziams - yesziam - yungpayno

[ Z ]

zaddysgirl - zainjkilam - zainspank - zakistani - zanemalic - zapmanzayn - zaynaesthetics - zaynasf - zaynattack - zaynfeatariana - zaynie-leeyum - zayniejavadd - zayniepaynie - zaynisqueer - zaynjmaliksgirl - zaynmalikeatsass - zaynmaliksstubble - zaynmeme - zaynngel - zaynourbrother - zaynpagnepapi - zaynrockmemalik - zaynrocksliam - zaynrocksmyworld - zaynscum - zaynsdick - zaynseyelash - zaynshallah - zaynsolar - zaynsperf - zaynstheking - zaynsxo - zayntastics - zaynteam - zaynthegreekgod - zaytanmaliks - zeautiful - zedmaliks - zeinjmalik - zetsy - zeynmalik - ziam-is-my-kryptonite - ziam-stagram - ziamandis - ziamasf - ziambieb - ziamgasm - ziamists - ziampaliks - ziamsex - ziamthekings - ziiams - zlouds - zmolik - zouiamtrash - zrake

if i forgot anyone i’m sorry, it’s quite late to be doing this lol +blogroll just in case. i love you guys, you’re amazing :D

Part V

The next day consisted of sleeping in, the boys playing soccer, you and the girls sunbathing, a bit of hiking and making dinner. You loved how lazy you all could be out here. There were no interviews or photo shoots to do and no concerts to play. Just a lot of chilling. It was glorious.

Since you and Harry were the best cooks in the group you took care of coordinating dinner preparations. While Harry was showing Niall how to clean the mushrooms, you were fighting with Louis over who had to cut the onions.

Geez, I thought you were such a man, so man-up and save me from having to cut these.”, you told him, dangling the onions in front of his nose.

He shook his head. “No chance, I’m sorry, but I’m not man enough for THAT.”

You looked at him in surprise, then glanced around. “Please tell me someone heard that! Anyone?”

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loveryouzayn-blog  asked:


Hi Caroline :)

now onto your question…

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow man I’ve got too many…

I love all these blogs and many more that tbh but I just wasn’t bothered enough to list like all of the 736 blogs that I follow. I LOVE YOU ALL!!